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"Yeah but mate, cmon. That’s fiction writing, we need Fab writing like so (factual meet): T’was a weekend when I fell for that old trick of the face filter. I had expected the dog ears to be fake, but I did not expect the skin of her coupon to be like uncooked lasagna pasta layers. I’d made the drive over so when I’m done and all that, or in this case when in hell, so let her tongue my face as I done my best to avoid letting her kiss my mouth. “We need to be quiet, kids aren’t asleep yet” she moaned less that 1mm from my nostril. Finally I get her hoodie off and immediately found why she was wearing a hoodie in the summer. This was not the body that was in the advertisement! I had been double fooled! She grabbed my hand and with the grace of a dying elephant, guided me to the boudoir. Door shuts firmly, there’s so much crap about the joint I can’t see the floor, onto the bed that smelled of an unwashed musk, she whips up the wand that plugs to the wall and wants to play. My penis does not. I scoop an empty feeling nipple up into my dry mouth as she fondles herself with her sexual device and thankfully cums quickly. I use my craft and talking shite well, before managing to say my goodbyes. Before leaving I attend the kitchen for the pre-requested drink of water….quietly open the kids snack cupboard and help myself to 3 packets of chocolate digestive animal biscuits and the last fruit shoot. " Fantastic… I want more! | |||
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"Yeah but mate, cmon. That’s fiction writing, we need Fab writing like so (factual meet): T’was a weekend when I fell for that old trick of the face filter. I had expected the dog ears to be fake, but I did not expect the skin of her coupon to be like uncooked lasagna pasta layers. I’d made the drive over so when I’m done and all that, or in this case when in hell, so let her tongue my face as I done my best to avoid letting her kiss my mouth. “We need to be quiet, kids aren’t asleep yet” she moaned less that 1mm from my nostril. Finally I get her hoodie off and immediately found why she was wearing a hoodie in the summer. This was not the body that was in the advertisement! I had been double fooled! She grabbed my hand and with the grace of a dying elephant, guided me to the boudoir. Door shuts firmly, there’s so much crap about the joint I can’t see the floor, onto the bed that smelled of an unwashed musk, she whips up the wand that plugs to the wall and wants to play. My penis does not. I scoop an empty feeling nipple up into my dry mouth as she fondles herself with her sexual device and thankfully cums quickly. I use my craft and talking shite well, before managing to say my goodbyes. Before leaving I attend the kitchen for the pre-requested drink of water….quietly open the kids snack cupboard and help myself to 3 packets of chocolate digestive animal biscuits and the last fruit shoot. " So it was you who nicked my pop and biscuits, I thought it was my tart of a mum when she'd taken off the blond wig and parked the nicked range rover | |||
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"It's was actually true though. But I get that it might sound far fetched. Some subsequent meets didn't quite have the same feel. " I don’t doubt it buddy, I’m just poking fun at you chum | |||
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"It's was actually true though. But I get that it might sound far fetched. Some subsequent meets didn't quite have the same feel. " Maybe that's the addictiveness of FabSwingers you can't seem to get that same hit from a meet no matter how many you try. | |||
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"A lady in dunfermline. Large dog bed, but no dog. Presumed husband or boyfriend was away. Poured prosecco over her and licked it off. Great night " Haha, love it | |||
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"A lady in dunfermline. Large dog bed, but no dog. Presumed husband or boyfriend was away. Poured prosecco over her and licked it off. Great night " Wait! You did it in the dog bed? | |||
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"A lady in dunfermline. Large dog bed, but no dog. Presumed husband or boyfriend was away. Poured prosecco over her and licked it off. Great night Wait! You did it in the dog bed? " I just assumed he had | |||
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"A lady in dunfermline. Large dog bed, but no dog. Presumed husband or boyfriend was away. Poured prosecco over her and licked it off. Great night Wait! You did it in the dog bed? " Now, that's a kink too far | |||
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