FabSwingers.com forum: OLD FAT GRUMPY SLUT CLUB

By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

Hi this is for the ladies only, had someone in chat call us all this so thought id start the club off lol xxxxxx

add yer names ladies lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in , im in hehehehehehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be honoured to be a member of this notorious club lol

Grumpy Fat Old Kay

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Woohoo!

Do we get cake and wine at the meetings?? I'm all for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaawwww im in, im nae grumpy tho just a wee bit narked lol

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By *erryNO1Man
over a year ago

CLYDEBANK

i want a life membership thank you lmao

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Woohoo!

Do we get cake and wine at the meetings?? I'm all for that.

yes ill have the party at mine xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

add me tae ....catxxx im auld ...crabbit... n proud lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I doba body search at the start of your meetings??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip,,,where do i sign up???

do i get a badge???

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will join the fat bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join, I promise to be grumpy

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Join me up.... Feel exceptionally grumpy today

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

They are my favourite type of women! Seeing as they are all soo lovely and nice, Incan overlook the grumpy fat bit lol

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By *erryNO1Man
over a year ago

CLYDEBANK

what kind of cake???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Old n fat yes

...grumpy slut nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

signing up.......... ofgs earned the badge, entitled to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want in oan this yin tae ..... and im a grumpy wee bassa the day lol xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

im all 3 especially the old bit give ma a life membership

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

why dont you's invite some guys along we may be able to put a smile on yer grumpy faces

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

This isn't fair...........why can't I be in the club?

I'm old, grey, squidgy in most of the right places, can be grumpy too. So why can't I be in your club?

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"This isn't fair...........why can't I be in the club?

I'm old, grey, squidgy in most of the right places, can be grumpy too. So why can't I be in your club?

coz the tit who called the ladies inc me aimed it only at ladies lololol xxxx but perhaps u n bunky can serve us the drinks when we have the party at mine pmsl xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"This isn't fair...........why can't I be in the club?

I'm old, grey, squidgy in most of the right places, can be grumpy too. So why can't I be in your club?

coz the tit who called the ladies inc me aimed it only at ladies lololol xxxx but perhaps u n bunky can serve us the drinks when we have the party at mine pmsl xxx"

Then me and _unkie can hit the offending tit with a couple of big dildos and then serve you ladies drinks in bowties and zorro masks lmao

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

dont know bout serving drinks but i'd gladly give the members a ride at the end of meeting

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"dont know bout serving drinks but i'd gladly give the members a ride at the end of meeting

Drinks are only part of the service _unkie lol

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By *erryNO1Man
over a year ago

CLYDEBANK

well i think its sexist il phone the pc brigrade i think the women only thingy affects my human rights lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'm in

Have prob been called all the above at one time or another lolol tho not sure I managed to get the whole title in one go - must try harder

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Yep I'm in

Have prob been called all the above at one time or another lolol tho not sure I managed to get the whole title in one go - must try harder

It's fab, you are bound to get called it all soon by one of the ignorant idiots who give us nice guys a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I'm in

Have prob been called all the above at one time or another lolol tho not sure I managed to get the whole title in one go - must try harder

It's fab, you are bound to get called it all soon by one of the ignorant idiots who give us nice guys a bad name "

Well I've had fat and slut (but i kinda like that

) and had a wee boy refer to me as older but haven't had old and haven't had grumpy either but did have a tit say I was hard work coz I didn't drop my knickers immediately in response to his 'i want to fuck you' message

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Yep I'm in

Have prob been called all the above at one time or another lolol tho not sure I managed to get the whole title in one go - must try harder

It's fab, you are bound to get called it all soon by one of the ignorant idiots who give us nice guys a bad name

Well I've had fat and slut (but i kinda like that

You didn't drop your knickers for him? My oh my, whatever next? Naked women roaming the streets? Lmao. What a dick

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Count me in lol!! Xx

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm in, badge cake everything xxxx

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh yes count me in,

old: check,

grumpy: check,

fat: check,

slut: double check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I'm in

Have prob been called all the above at one time or another lolol tho not sure I managed to get the whole title in one go - must try harder

It's fab, you are bound to get called it all soon by one of the ignorant idiots who give us nice guys a bad name

Well I've had fat and slut (but i kinda like that

You didn't drop your knickers for him? My oh my, whatever next? Naked women roaming the streets? Lmao. What a dick

Oooft not naked - way too many wobbly bits for naked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me can I join

but can we have nakkid butler pretty plzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butlers I ment I wanna be greedy cuz that what fat Burd do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old fat and sometimes grumpy, am I in?? Is there an initiation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a famous women once said(MAE WEST) it's not the men in my life, its the life in my men lol

This would also apply to the ladies in fab, from a male standing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi this is for the ladies only, had someone in chat call us all this so thought id start the club off lol xxxxxx

add yer names ladies lolol "

Oh did i miss this charming gent... i take it he was a stallion with dark hair, blue eyes, about 6ft tall and built? Or more likely a guy with no pics that had got a recent rejection?

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Hi this is for the ladies only, had someone in chat call us all this so thought id start the club off lol xxxxxx

add yer names ladies lolol

Oh did i miss this charming gent... i take it he was a stallion with dark hair, blue eyes, about 6ft tall and built? Or more likely a guy with no pics that had got a recent rejection?"

hahahhaa lady he was a guy with a 3/4 inch dick who had to make up for it with having an abusive mouth xxxxxx roll on this party its going to be a good one lololol xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OLD FAT PUMPY SLUT CLUB

taking names now...its next door to the grumpy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH YES!!!!!

My kinda club....home at last!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been called all of that,so yes please,im up for membership lol

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By *erryNO1Man
over a year ago

CLYDEBANK

wheres the party????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll be as slutty as you need me to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omit the old, you are only as old as the man you feel...also the fat and grumpy...the rest is ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a members club only?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a members club only?

I can sneak you in under my fat rolls.

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Is this a members club only?

you can help the other two serving us drinks all nite naked lol lol xxxxx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

/i'll derve drinks leave the guys to do other things perhaps

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'd like to join please, especially the grumpy bit this morning!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

can I join plz lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ad pump ye's aw oanyway!

regardless o wit ye are!

females only mind!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

fuggers u still pumpin away hey when the party starting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in???

I do enjoy lowering the tone of a group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in???

I do enjoy lowering the tone of a group

if ye lower yer pants at the same time then yer more than welcome tae join in non !!!!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no I cant join I am not grumpy??? can I just come and watch tho xxx

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Oh no I cant join I am not grumpy??? can I just come and watch tho xxx

No chance you will be participating lol so you will have to be a fully pledged member any chance of a shag 44 in the bedroom naked with sioux im standing in front of ya after being in the shower now you get washed and we can all play the mind is a wonderful thing lol xx

and dont forget to be grumpy coz happy fucked off lolol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Gutted i don't have the attributes for this club

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Gutted i don't have the attributes for this club

Well you are a slut

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Gutted i don't have the attributes for this club

Well you are a slut

Fair point, fair point, i love you too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gutted i don't have the attributes for this club

Me neither.....I'll sit this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs dlt has asked for her membersip card to be sent via recorded delivery plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no I cant join I am not grumpy??? can I just come and watch tho xxx

one chair for me in ur table to stay safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no I cant join I am not grumpy??? can I just come and watch tho xxx

and dont forget to be grumpy coz happy fucked off lolol"

Lol oh I say happy told me it was a spectators sport oh ok then bren xxx

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Il join just to be in good company !!! And I'm going to watch teasy watching everyone else lol ..... And I don't think we're old, grumpy but maybe sluts lol .... Think we're more cuddly and bouncy with the perfect amount of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il join just to be in good company !!! And I'm going to watch teasy watching everyone else lol ..... And I don't think we're old, grumpy but maybe sluts lol .... Think we're more cuddly and bouncy with the perfect amount of experience

I will order popcorn and cornettos xx

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Sounds good teasy and loving the fact we now have a fan club

..... Does that require the men in the fan club to actually fan us to keep us cool cos we're such hot stuff???

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By *rgiesformeMan
over a year ago

North Glasgow

Fugy canny pump yez aw himsel, so I will give him a hawn oot.

Grumpy auld sluts............am in heaven......am in heaven

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Does that first bit come translated into English?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that first bit come translated into English?

orgies has offered to help me out pumping the auld grumpy ones!..he thinks i cant pump them all on my own!

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Ahhhh now that makes a lot more sense !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats us out Betts we are not grumpy ....xxx

passes a cornetto for the viweing of said sexaul activity...x

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

No I'm positively sunshine itself just like you teasy

Mmmm cornetto.... Something to get my lips around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I'm positively sunshine itself just like you teasy

Mmmm cornetto.... Something to get my lips around

Lip action? more like tongue action when it comes to a Cornetto, Mmmmmm yummy

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Well I didn't want to be too forward and introduce tongue play too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh now that makes a lot more sense !!!

Dear lord!!! Thats a first.......

Me making sense that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too....and I brought chocolate cake with warm fudge sauce!!

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By *centofawomanMan
over a year ago

Alloa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for above. On wrong account lol.

But yes yes and yes agqin, especially of late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I'm slutty enough.. but I'm trying!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Can I join the club?

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Can I join the club?"

yea hunnie of course you can xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bren darling count me in I'm happy being a big ole grump

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By *1cebren4u OP Woman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Bren darling count me in I'm happy being a big ole grump

Deffo xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *etsy boobsWoman
over a year ago

Coatbridge

lol best way to be, im in xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too!!! God this weather makes us all like that lol!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oi shoes... what about us grumpy skinny sluts?xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi shoes... what about us grumpy skinny sluts?xx "

Oi Fracture get your own skinny gal threadsxxxxxx

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