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Barbers/Hairdresser.places were lifes true stories unfold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I popped in for a quick haircut this morning,sat down next to a wee man ,who proceeded with no hesitation to tell me his wife was in hospital and he was visiting her this afternoon,and that he indeed was going in for an operation next week, maybe its just my friendly face and demeanour or is it something about the barbers/hairdresser were you can literally let your hair down and just chat away.Have you found your self in these situations,can you relate, have you been the teller or the listener to stories.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Giving This a cheeky bump, just incase it got missed, either that or its just crap lol

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I'm forever getting peoples life stories. Folk just seem to start chatting to me...or is it me that starts it. Who knows

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I was at the barbers today. He and I got into a rant about the taxman. And not once did he, or I for that matter, mention the weather.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’m challenged so no requirement for hairdressers.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I’m challenged so no requirement for hairdressers.

"

The do a scalp massage now and trim eyebrows & ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm forever getting peoples life stories. Folk just seem to start chatting to me...or is it me that starts it. Who knows "
This is me too , people just seem to like chatting with me in public places

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Hairdressers don’t just do hair, they become like therapists too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.

I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.

Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,

“In silence please”

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.

I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.

Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,

“In silence please”"

Do you get your vagina done too BOW. Every days a school day on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.

I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.

Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,

“In silence please”

Do you get your vagina done too BOW. Every days a school day on here "

Nup, it’s a ptsd thing.

If I had a vagina though surely I would be at the salon and not avoiding the barber..?

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By *M60Couple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

They say a man has two confessionals his barber and his barman.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ahhh the barbers....those days are sadly behind me now.

Everyone play their very small violin and say awwww

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ahhh the barbers....those days are sadly behind me now.

Everyone play their very small violin and say awwww"

You should be glad ! Have you seen the price of a haircut now !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was only £15 , thought it was well worth it,walked out the barbers feeling like a new man

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"I’ve done my own hair since my forces basic training in 2000.

I hate having people standing up behind me when I’m sat down, even worse touching my hair whilst speaking shite.

Reminds me of an old joke, barber asks how you want your hair cunt today,

“In silence please”"

Your 35 and we're in depot year 2000?

That would of made you 12yo.

I was also in depot 2000 but there sure weren't any 12yo in my platoon, fair play man, never heard of that

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs

Im picturing Rapunzel

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"I was only £15 , thought it was well worth it,walked out the barbers feeling like a new man "

15 quid for a haircut....jeez I opted out at 7 quid

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs

Im picturing Rapunzel "

Ha ha, I’d just cut it myself, but at times it did reach my bum if I straightened it. I keep it shorter these days

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers."

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. "

Think because if they were to sit you behind the mirror you would be in the next room

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.

Think because if they were to sit you behind the mirror you would be in the next room "

I would be happy if they took the mirror away and just showed you the end result. But I trust my hairdresser not to scalp me if I couldn't see. Might try a blindfold next time

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. "

Yep the mirror is a special kinda torture, as if I’m not feeling awkward enough.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that. "

I don't like it when they use the round mirror to show you the back when they have finished. Are you going to say 'nah I don't like it, out it back the way it was.'

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.

Think because if they were to sit you behind the mirror you would be in the next room

I would be happy if they took the mirror away and just showed you the end result. But I trust my hairdresser not to scalp me if I couldn't see. Might try a blindfold next time "

A experience I'm about to have for the first time at 43, I've been growing my hair out for the last 18 months so I'm due my first cut and I think I actually might do the blindfold thing, worst case scenario it's back to a skinheed with my old remingtons

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Not a barbers/hairdresser story but a true story here lol

So fixing a guys car many years ago gave him a price and he gave the usual puff of the cheeks and said “aye spose it needs done just do it”……

Then proceeded to tell me that he was thinking of become taxi driver and it was going to cost X amount to go through the test and get a license…..

Do you think I should get a bank loan as I don’t have that amount of money?……

Me…… erm sorry pal I hardly know you and am not qualified to give out financial advice! If it all goes wrong yer no coming back to me to blame me for it!!

See ye the morra when yer cars ready mind it’s cash and no card I take

Lol

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.

Yep the mirror is a special kinda torture, as if I’m not feeling awkward enough. "

Exactly!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I absolutely hate getting my hair cut and at one point avoided going for 8yrs!

Now I have a male hairdresser and the convos we have are class, last time he tried to convince me to go to a psychedelics seminar in London with him

He charges £100! But I’d pay double that to avoid the pointless convos I’ve had with other hairdressers.

Used to go to a guy who just cut my hair. No small talk. No chat at all apart from what I wanted done. Bliss...pure peace n quiet.

Why the fuck do they sit you in front of the large mirrors. I hate that.

Yep the mirror is a special kinda torture, as if I’m not feeling awkward enough. "
I think I prefer the mirror, so I know hes not behind me with his cock out

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Try being a taxi driver. I could write a book

And as for "private" conversations folk seem to forget theres a driver there

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By *ennyjMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Yeah we hear it all from all age groups

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Cannie stand barbers for this reason I'm there for my hair be cut no tae chat, possibly half the reason I cut mine myself

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Try being a taxi driver. I could write a book

And as for "private" conversations folk seem to forget theres a driver there "

You been busy?

Time you working too?

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES


"Try being a taxi driver. I could write a book

And as for "private" conversations folk seem to forget theres a driver there "

I thoroughly agree with this. From little old ladies reciting their shopping list, to someone planning every step of unaliving themselves and everything in-between I've had it all in my taxi

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