FabSwingers.com forum: How to shower like a man

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uggghhhh...really...pee...in the shower...now i know its far fetched...lol...the rests the truth though...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I KNEW someone was watching me

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Mine doesn't make the woo-woo sound, he just plants his hands on his hips, gives me a cheesy grin and stands there, legs akimbo waiting to be admired...

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pmsl you summed it up perfectly well done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me chuckle

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd go with about 3/4 of that lmao

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Awww god I've got some images in my head now lol

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By *he Bluesome TwosomeCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

Thot this was hilarious, possibly i thot this cos thats probably what i'd do (take off towel and shake titties tho and make a woohoo noise not the rest of it LOL) just my sense of humour i suppose

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Some of them shave in the shower too!

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