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Has spider season started early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've found a few of these hairy little chaps recently around the house, one in the bath this morning,one on the bedroom ceiling,and of course I have my squatter spider who lives in my wing mirror All year round.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Yeah I think it has. I clean loads of webs off the hut and decking last week. I had a think the size of a dinner plate sprinting across the bedroom on Sunday night.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I have a spindles in my decking in the garden and it’s been coverd in spiders webs the last week or two .

No likely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you scared of spiders, do you need me to come over

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Are you scared of spiders, do you need me to come over "
I don’t like them at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should see the size of the darn things I find in the house in Aberdeen. It’s empty and up for sale, I go up every so often just to check on it and do the viewings.

The badboys that moved in really are the size that should be paying me rent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Empty house,they arachnids will be loving that, place to themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries "
Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me "

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next . "

And spikes on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me "

I don't think there's anything wrong with being aroused by me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor. "

I've got a guard dog! I mean, he's a 5kg mini dachshund that absolutely loves people and will lick you to death before actually being any kind of terror - but still. Counts, right? :p

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By *pank-me-harderWoman
over a year ago

close to leven

I'm so lucky only have 1 or 2 surprised as I live near the woods but hate the little feckers lol.x

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By *ikeNrachCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Just bought some spray off Amazon to kill all the ones outside in the windows.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor.

I've got a guard dog! I mean, he's a 5kg mini dachshund that absolutely loves people and will lick you to death before actually being any kind of terror - but still. Counts, right? :p"

Gawd no, he can fit one of those in his mouth sideways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor.

I've got a guard dog! I mean, he's a 5kg mini dachshund that absolutely loves people and will lick you to death before actually being any kind of terror - but still. Counts, right? :p

Gawd no, he can fit one of those in his mouth sideways. "

*notes down* can take a long sausage in mouth - bonus points for sideways. Better swap out the strap on toy then. Hahahaha

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor.

I've got a guard dog! I mean, he's a 5kg mini dachshund that absolutely loves people and will lick you to death before actually being any kind of terror - but still. Counts, right? :p

Gawd no, he can fit one of those in his mouth sideways.

*notes down* can take a long sausage in mouth - bonus points for sideways. Better swap out the strap on toy then. Hahahaha "

Better make it a really really biggggg one. Or so I'm reliably informed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor.

I've got a guard dog! I mean, he's a 5kg mini dachshund that absolutely loves people and will lick you to death before actually being any kind of terror - but still. Counts, right? :p

Gawd no, he can fit one of those in his mouth sideways.

*notes down* can take a long sausage in mouth - bonus points for sideways. Better swap out the strap on toy then. Hahahaha

Better make it a really really biggggg one. Or so I'm reliably informed. "

I wish you could add gifs on here

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor. "

Meant deterrent paint ( auto carrot again )

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Absolutely yes, but wiping peppermint oil on your window & doorframes will help repel any sneaky entries Read this,then looked at your profile pic and became quite aroused What's the matter with me

Need detergent paint for dynamic on your drain pipes and window sills next .

And spikes on the floor.

Meant deterrent paint ( auto carrot again ) "

He must be outside trying get over the deterrent paint as he hasn't been seen for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning,whits happening

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Seems you went AWOL. Whits happening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems you went AWOL. Whits happening?"
Aye a was getting ma nails done

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Seems you went AWOL. Whits happening? Aye a was getting ma nails done "

They must be like hobits due to the length of time you were away.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Apparently putting chestnuts in the corners helps keep them away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently putting chestnuts in the corners helps keep them away. "

I've heard that too ... Pretty sure the ones in my area are on steroids as well as jump, they would probably just play football with the bonkers

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town


"Apparently putting chestnuts in the corners helps keep them away. "

Yes this is true, the gas that comes off the conkers repels spiders. Sprays bought have chestnut oil in them generally, the good and effective ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently putting chestnuts in the corners helps keep them away.

Yes this is true, the gas that comes off the conkers repels spiders. Sprays bought have chestnut oil in them generally, the good and effective ones. "
Wonder if it would work with the fab straight, keep them out my inbox

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town


"Apparently putting chestnuts in the corners helps keep them away.

Yes this is true, the gas that comes off the conkers repels spiders. Sprays bought have chestnut oil in them generally, the good and effective ones. Wonder if it would work with the fab straight, keep them out my inbox "

Doesn't work on those, but block, block and block does!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently putting chestnuts in the corners helps keep them away.

Yes this is true, the gas that comes off the conkers repels spiders. Sprays bought have chestnut oil in them generally, the good and effective ones. Wonder if it would work with the fab straight, keep them out my inbox

Doesn't work on those, but block, block and block does!! "
Yeah I know block them, but its not very Christian thing to do is it

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