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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just seen my bank statement! I'm going to have to start selling my body. Any takers? Name your price!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I have 5p in my pocket. It's yours if you do something for me

X

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What do I have to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any good at DIY x

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I could only tell you if you accept. X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sounds like a dodgy offer lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Any good at DIY x"

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Any good at DIY x"

I'm a single guy, of course I'm accustomed to DIY

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I could only tell you if you accept. X"

Hmmm, I DO need the 5p.......ok then.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You are getting soo cheap antihero lol. It was an empire biscuit - now it's 5p lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good at DIY x

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?"

My house is falling to bits :P

None of the doors close lol - some new ones fit but have no handles and the ones that were here need shaved as they are slightly too big!

The bath is leaking, the glass in the front door is loose, the waste disposal unit has given up the ghost and I want the loft floored and panelled out lol xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Any good at DIY x

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?

My house is falling to bits :P

None of the doors close lol - some new ones fit but have no handles and the ones that were here need shaved as they are slightly too big!

The bath is leaking, the glass in the front door is loose, the waste disposal unit has given up the ghost and I want the loft floored and panelled out lol xx"

That list isn't too bad lol. Just the waste disposal that would stump me lol. Nothing a big hammer can't fix though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good at DIY x

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?

My house is falling to bits :P

None of the doors close lol - some new ones fit but have no handles and the ones that were here need shaved as they are slightly too big!

The bath is leaking, the glass in the front door is loose, the waste disposal unit has given up the ghost and I want the loft floored and panelled out lol xx

That list isn't too bad lol. Just the waste disposal that would stump me lol. Nothing a big hammer can't fix though "

Oooft you stay away from me with your big hammer lol

John is an accident waiting to happen so is barred from owning any tools! 3 times since we moved in here he has cut the hedge and 3 times I've had to get the hedge trimmers fixed coz he's cut thro the cable

L xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Any good at DIY x

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?

My house is falling to bits :P

None of the doors close lol - some new ones fit but have no handles and the ones that were here need shaved as they are slightly too big!

The bath is leaking, the glass in the front door is loose, the waste disposal unit has given up the ghost and I want the loft floored and panelled out lol xx

That list isn't too bad lol. Just the waste disposal that would stump me lol. Nothing a big hammer can't fix though

Oooft you stay away from me with your big hammer lol

John is an accident waiting to happen so is barred from owning any tools! 3 times since we moved in here he has cut the hedge and 3 times I've had to get the hedge trimmers fixed coz he's cut thro the cable

L xx"

I you lived closer I'd give him a few pointers lol. But under strict supervision of course lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good at DIY x

I'm a single guy, of course I'm accustomed to DIY "
I need a painter decorator

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Any good at DIY x

I'm a single guy, of course I'm accustomed to DIY I need a painter decorator "

Antihero might be good with a paintbrush lol. If I see another roller or brush in the next year I will go nuts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got change of 50p?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a pack of 6....

Cupcakes!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I could only tell you if you accept. X

Hmmm, I DO need the 5p.......ok then."

You want to give an old boiler a service?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can come paint and do most things having been in the building trade for many years.

So if any of you fabbers need anything done just ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tradesman here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tradesman here "

What kinda tradesman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good at DIY x

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?

My house is falling to bits :P

None of the doors close lol - some new ones fit but have no handles and the ones that were here need shaved as they are slightly too big!

The bath is leaking, the glass in the front door is loose, the waste disposal unit has given up the ghost and I want the loft floored and panelled out lol xx"
I'm your man for all the things you need done

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I could only tell you if you accept. X

Hmmm, I DO need the 5p.......ok then.

You want to give an old boiler a service?

X"

Sure thing

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Great be round at mine 8am tomorrow then. I want my money's worth

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any good at DIY x

Into DIY...what do you need seeing to?

My house is falling to bits :P

None of the doors close lol - some new ones fit but have no handles and the ones that were here need shaved as they are slightly too big!

The bath is leaking, the glass in the front door is loose, the waste disposal unit has given up the ghost and I want the loft floored and panelled out lol xxI'm your man for all the things you need done "

Cool when you coming over??

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Great be round at mine 8am tomorrow then. I want my money's worth

X"

You'll get more than your 5p's worth....

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