FabSwingers.com forum: What's the funniest, strangest status update you have ever read

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or Maybe just memorable for other reasons.Read one today.

"The sun maybe out,but,this naughty vampire is waiting for her next delicious bite "

Hahaha class

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By *ilverfox84Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think 1s looking for you to pay they're subscription is pretyy funny

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Sometimes it’s the order they’re in that’s funny.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Sometimes they state where they are like Ayr so you can head to fife instead .

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I saw one of the 'fab my pic' statuses - nothing new there except it was ' fab my pic to raise awareness for cancer'

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By *tellaartoisCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Any 1 looking for amber leaf tobacco 50g for 15 quid"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Any 1 looking for amber leaf tobacco 50g for 15 quid"

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Genius lol

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

When people are asking who has drugs they are willing to share.

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By *ollyRoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

'This is your last chance to prove to me there are real people on this site'

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Charging my car at xxx any offers

Don't know whether he means for his car or his cock

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Lift home required, payment in kind

What even is kind and can you swap it for fuel?

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Need my balls drained! Like yeah that's going to have every female fighting to do it! More like BLOCK!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I’ve got an empty until 9pm!…. what are you 15!? Lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I’ve got an empty until 9pm!…. what are you 15!? Lol

No they must be really old as us youngsters would say we have a gaff.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I’ve got an empty until 9pm!…. what are you 15!? Lol

No they must be really old as us youngsters would say we have a gaff. "
lol

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Someone on our (welsh) border area has a current profile update

"Soft fun only, you book a hotel and ill visit you later"

As though you'd book a room for "soft play" only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the :

“Just had a meet with *insert make username, such a hottie with a big cock who gave me it heavy stinkin”

Posted by unverified female account 2 hours old

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple
over a year ago

Ardrossan

Funniest one I ever saw was " if you are looking for a wee fat boldy guy with a tiny dick, look no further. I'm your man"

I've always wondered how he got on.

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

London area yesterday…

Looking for a femboy with a manly cock

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Newly joined memeber: ....5 hrs later...what a great meet

Like people find meets like that oh and they are verified within a day of joining

No in the real (fab) world

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

once saw a couple looking for a virgin girl 18-21 years old only.. always wonder how they got on finding one here

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Funniest one I ever saw was " if you are looking for a wee fat boldy guy with a tiny dick, look no further. I'm your man"

I've always wondered how he got on.

Haha PMSL

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Newly joined memeber: ....5 hrs later...what a great meet

Like people find meets like that oh and they are verified within a day of joining

No in the real (fab) world

Easy enough if you’re a woman

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

That's bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is out until 3

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Need my balls drained! Like yeah that's going to have every female fighting to do it! More like BLOCK!

*THIS*

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I’ve got an empty until 9pm!…. what are you 15!? Lol

That's when the wife's back

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I assume nobody ever reads them so I just post song lyrics or movie quotes... Every now and then someone messages to tell me where a particular quote's from and those people are often the ones I get on well with

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

The ones that post about these amazing meets they have just had and the things that have apparently happened at them. I just look and think “did ye aye” You know it’s all in their minds lol

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Just seem one there saying need a new laptop for work lol ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funniest one I ever saw was " if you are looking for a wee fat boldy guy with a tiny dick, look no further. I'm your man"

I've always wondered how he got on.

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That could be our local Tory MP actually

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Need my balls drained! Like yeah that's going to have every female fighting to do it! More like BLOCK!

*THIS*

I get regular offers to have my balls drained but they are never from women. Maybe he's looking for a guy to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres too many to list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funniest one I ever saw was " if you are looking for a wee fat boldy guy with a tiny dick, look no further. I'm your man"

I've always wondered how he got on.

IM DOING WELL THANKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy recently ranting badly worded about him admitting to having sex that he had paid for and why. Not sure who he was admitting it to. Maybe thought he was at church confessing his sins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen this one tonight.

Some people are nice, some people are using cun#s

Ooooffftttt

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I like the ones that are obviously in reply to someone elses status update

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