FabSwingers.com forum: Best line from a film

By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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Bit of a movie buff and just thinking out loud tonight what's the best line or quote from a film you have watched ?

Mine has to be .... "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

The dying scenes from Roy in Blade Runner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear I dont give a dam

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Frankly my dear I dont give a dam

Can take that as a good quote or as it says on then tin lol

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you see a guy running down the street naked with a hard on and a meat cleaver he's not out collecting for the red cross, dirty harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For reasons I can't explain

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Con-air

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"We're gonna need a bigger boat "

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frankly my dear I dont give a dam

Can take that as a good quote or as it says on then tin lol

From gone with the wind thot ud have known that,dohhh.

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By *arkchestCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

What a predicament (with a wry laugh). John Travolta and Nic Cage.....Face Off!!!

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By *H91Man
over a year ago

"Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window." Hoot, Black Hawk Down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heereeeees johnnnnnnny!!!!!

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Frankly my dear I dont give a dam

Can take that as a good quote or as it says on then tin lol

From gone with the wind thot ud have known that,dohhh.

In did know it thats why I said I could take it as a good quote or as you don't really give a damn about the post lol

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Heereeeees johnnnnnnny!!!!!"

Just watching the shining just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red rum......red rum......red rum... Lol

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Red rum......red rum......red rum... Lol"

Good horse not like shergar that was a MURDER...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at hello.

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"You had me at hello."

Jerry Maguire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have what she's having!!!!!

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

home

"I'll have what she's having!!!!!

A orgasm from harry met sally

All you need to do is ask

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have many leather bound books & my apartment smells of rich mahogany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres Three of my fav quotes lets see if u get them.

1. "This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

2. "Behind this mask there is more than flesh behind this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof!"

3. You don't seem to relise something, I'm not locked up in here with you, YOUR LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME!!"

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"I have many leather bound books & my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Anchorman

A classic line from Ron

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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"heres Three of my fav quotes lets see if u get them.

1. "This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

2. "Behind this mask there is more than flesh behind this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof!"

3. You don't seem to relise something, I'm not locked up in here with you, YOUR LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME!!""

3 is watchmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a predicament (with a wry laugh). John Travolta and Nic Cage.....Face Off!!!"

'' hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave ''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very good fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heres Three of my fav quotes lets see if u get them.

1. "This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

2. "Behind this mask there is more than flesh behind this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof!"

3. You don't seem to relise something, I'm not locked up in here with you, YOUR LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME!!"

3 is watchmen"

correct!

1 down 2 to go

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Take me to bed or lose me forever....top gun

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By *isterBlackcockMan
over a year ago

London

Who do you trust!? Hubba Hubba who you trust!? I'm giving away free money! And where is the Batman..!? At home washing his pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is Sparta!!!!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Thought if another

drop dead Fred did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riverside motherfucker!

Tupac shakur

Juice

Just watched it tonight

Later sampled by Sidney Samson to be a banging choon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

2) Show me the money

3) Here's looking at you kid

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

home

"I have a very good fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus"

Funny film that one

Life of Brian

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I shall alert the media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out!

All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy!

Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy

Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it"

From Dusk till Dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yippee ki yay mother fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me love you long time 10 dollar ! Full metal jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my broomstick,

Its a classic... Army of darkness.

Game over man!!!Game over!

Aliens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

err boomstick

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I'm on shag highway headed west

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badges?......badges?.....we don't need no stinking badges!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the future

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.

Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy!

Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm invincible

You're a looney

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

You won't shit right for a week!

Bad Santa

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By *he Bluesome TwosomeCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

"You won't shit right for a week!

Bad Santa "

same film... im an eating, drinking, smoking, fucking santa claus.....prove it

also who could forget....

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary ....come again?"

Brick top in "snatch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FREDOM !!!!!

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe we could do something else together Mrs Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son of a bitch is dug in there like an Alabama tic

your bleeding man..i ain't got time to bleed...

Both same film

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Josey Wales: "You a Bounty Hunter"?

Man: "Yep. A man's gotta make a livin'"

Josey Wales: "Dying ain't much of a livin' boy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''I think B.O.B.B.Y should go for a W.A.L.K cause he's a M.O.R.O.N''

Small faces classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're not pillows!!!

Wooo catch the bears game?

Yeh, helluva game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just shot a helicopter down...with a car!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave was there, Daves a killer!!!!

Daves a fucking mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's your fucking tool!

Scum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just shot a helicopter down...with a car!!!!!"

Yeah, we'll I ran out of bullets.... Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just shot a helicopter down...with a car!!!!!"
Would that be Mr Willis by any chance ?

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Eric Draven in the Crow "It can't rain all the time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave was there, Daves a killer!!!!

Daves a fucking mess"

ya gotta love slapshot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be one of the funniest thing I have seen in a long time

From wanderlust .. The mirror scene

Watch and judge for yourself and see

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Cjn7JMqgE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/13 19:38:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."
Yassss my fav quote ever...

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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Oops forgot about another classic line

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman"

Still cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was a soldier of Rome, honour him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know who you are.I dont know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, i can tell you i dont have money.But what i do have is a very particular set of skills,skills that i have acquired over a very long career,skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, if you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it.I will not look for you, i will not persue you.But if you dont, i will look for you,i will find you and i will kill you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know who you are.I dont know what you want, if you are looking for ransom, i can tell you i dont have money.But what i do have is a very particular set of skills,skills that i have acquired over a very long career,skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, if you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it.I will not look for you, i will not persue you.But if you dont, i will look for you,i will find you and i will kill you..... "
Taken , great film I've heard that Taken 2 ain't as good !

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

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Yes that is a good one even I believed that when he said it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops forgot about another classic line

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman"

Still cracks me up

See no evil, hear no evil! Comedy geniuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a car, speedy car, speedier than that.

Smokey and the Bandit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awh man i just shot marvin in the face :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yipee kay ey mother f@@ker!!!

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I shall alert the media"

Ok no takers. Sir John Gielguid as the butler to Dudley Moore in Arthur. He says, d*unkenly of course, I'm going to take a bath.

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By *auradCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Don't take me home until I'm d*unk, very d*unk indeed.

Breakfast at Tiffanys and also a line from a song by a favourite band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I WILL BE BACK

ARNIE THE TERMINATOR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Fantana : [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.[opens cologne cabinet]

Ron Burgundy : Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

Brian Fantana : No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy : It's quite pungent.

Brian Fantana : Oh yeah.

Ron Burgundy : It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Brian Fantana : Yep.

Ron Burgundy : Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline

.Brian Fantana : They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.[cheesy grin]

Ron Burgundy : That doesn't make sense.

Brian Fantana : Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.[snarls]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wanna play rough ok im reloaded here comes the pain"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. Dyou fart?

A. Nah its a dead guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you been doing son? Training sir. What type of training son?

Armmmmy training sir..... Stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell I even thought I was dead until I just found out I was in Nebraska!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heres Three of my fav quotes lets see if u get them.

1. "This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

2. "Behind this mask there is more than flesh behind this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof!"

3. You don't seem to relise something, I'm not locked up in here with you, YOUR LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME!!""

2. Is it v for vendetta?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is made of up of people the love the film The Notebook....and those that haven't seen it yet. Defy anyone with a heart not to be bawling by the end...here are two of our fav quotes..(great post by the way)

Young Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.

Young Noah: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.

Young Allie: You wrote me?

Young Noah: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over

[kisses Allie]

And of course....

Young Allie: Now, say you're a bird.

Young Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

Share this quote

Those that have seen the film will have a sad smile on their faces right now

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By *red-EdinMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

From Snatch:

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

And my Favourite:

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your name is John Coffey?

Yes sir boss,like the drink,only not spelled the same.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Charlie dont surf

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

he's not the messiah....he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've just SHARTED ..... went for a fart and followed through...lol

Along came polly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian's not in so FUCK OFF!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I love it when a plan comes together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your hands you son ova bitches!!

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By *un-scotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bill Munny: All right, I'm coming out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me.. I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kiser sosah

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By *un-scotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Right turn Clyde

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By *un-scotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more beanz mr.taggart..Blazing Saddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Thats some bad hat Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From ....Remember the Titans

Gary Burteir in hospital bed after car crash ....team players there with coach.Coach start trying to get them to pray / reminisce and not talk about up cumming game ..

To which Gary says ...."Coach ...I'm hurt ....i aint dead yet !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aldi advert.,old woman compares aldi champagne to moet an says....i dnt like champagne.... i like waiters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanka: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

I use the phrase all the time....in an Arnie voice of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No body puts Baby in the corner!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Bones.........buckle up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot's da madder, da CIA got you pushing too many penzils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think therefore I am"....anyone know the film for 100 points?

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Have'nt you forgotten something Benjamin ? ....... Graduate

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...aren't you ?

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By *autious Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

home

When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth.

Dawn of the dead the original

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I think therefore I am"....anyone know the film for 100 points?"

bladerunner..Do i get the 100 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord? "

life of Brian

. classic lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A son is a poor substitute for a lover...

Anthony Perkins in "Psycho"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I think therefore I am"....anyone know the film for 100 points?

bladerunner..Do i get the 100 points

No and no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I think therefore I am"....anyone know the film for 100 points?

bladerunner..Do i get the 100 points

No and no!!!"

well its in bladerunner too!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I think therefore I am"....anyone know the film for 100 points?

bladerunner..Do i get the 100 points

No and no!!!

well its in bladerunner too!!!! Lol

Didn't know that!!!I'll check that out!!

My quote is from Dark Star.Penned by John Carpenter and Dan O'bannan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I think therefore I am"....anyone know the film for 100 points?

bladerunner..Do i get the 100 points

2001 a space odessy ... Hal the computer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ain't a knife....This is a knife!

Mick Dundee.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SPOCK :- Logic clearly dictates, that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

KIRK :- or the one

SPOCK :- you are my superior officer. you are also my friend.I have and always shall be yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainspotting came into ma heed with that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference! "
CHOOSE LIFE !

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

Yippee aye A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're not pillows!!!

Wooo catch the bears game?

Yeh, helluva game"

planes trains &automobiles, lmao. RIP John Candy

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over a year ago

There's no way, NO way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Go to the Crichton. Go straight to the Crichton. Do NOT collect £200.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"That ain't a knife....This is a knife!

Mick Dundee.......

Still piss myself watching that even more so when assisting in kitchen and the other person is clearly using the wrong knife for the task, i always bring out the biggest meanest fucker and quote Mick's words in a shitty Ausi scottish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey u guys. Goonies haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say hallo to my little friend"!!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A DeNero film

Never trust a man who lets the little head tell the big head what to do

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What's in the car?

Seats and a steering wheel......

Snatch.

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By *ackietv31TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

1. "Welcome to Scotland !!!!"

2. "We're on a mission from God"

3. "This could be the start of a beautiful relationship"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond,I expect you to die!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops forgot about another classic line

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman"

Still cracks me up

See no evil, hear no evil! Comedy geniuses

what's the first word that comes into your mind Dr?...... PUSSY!! same film, creases me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no way, NO way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

Yet another classic from Buford T Justice

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/13 01:14:03]

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Rufus: He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youtube greatest 160 arnold quotes...

Will love you forever lol

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoi...did somebody order a cunt???!!!!....as one has just turned up at the door.....

Was buckled at that belter hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to do something special on saturday nights....bella Renaldo....Bella bella.....bella bella...BELLA BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off yer horse and drink yer milk.....

John Wayne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off yer horse and drink yer milk.....

John Wayne!"

Surely this man is the son of god!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That’s the beauty aboot being polis: it doesnae really matter whether or not everybody hates you, as long as they’re civil tae your face and can put up a good front. You can only live in the world you ken. The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.”

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

rod roy there is nothing like the smell of quime in the morning.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well, it's not the men in your life that count, it's the life in your men...

Mae West in " I'm No Angel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a half a pack of cigeretes a full tank of gas and we are on a mission from god blues brothers

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"say hello to the badguy! The world needs people like me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 3 see if people can get them!

1. Ive just spent £120 on me hair, if you think im putting a stocking over it you're vdry much mistaken.

2. Everyone loves a SLINKY!!!

3. Are you mocking me Mr. Gambini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the video shop tommy? The fucking video shop?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

each dawn i die . .. james cagney .

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over a year ago

"Got 3 see if people can get them!

1. Ive just spent £120 on me hair, if you think im putting a stocking over it you're vdry much mistaken.

2. Everyone loves a SLINKY!!!

3. Are you mocking me Mr. Gambini?"

1. Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrells

2. Ace Ventura

3. My Cousin Vinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery suckers

Pretty woman xx

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By *bj1874Woman
over a year ago

Midlothian x

"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky"

Love Rocky Horror

'Some mother fuckers always try to ice skate up hill'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts baby in a corner

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"I have a very good fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus"

He wanks very highly in wome ...life of Brian

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Take me to bed or lose me forever....top gun

"
I feel the need for speed

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Your only supposed to blow the doors off..........Italian job

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What's in the car?

Seats and a steering wheel......

Snatch. "
brilliant

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