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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Post your yo mama jokes here

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own gravitational pull!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yo mamas so fat she has moons orbiting her!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Never mind yo mama, yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I met my new girlfriends parents last night,, her dad took me to one side and said.... "if you ever hurt her, you'll have me to answer to"...... "thats highly unlikey dont worry" i said,,, "she has an arshole like a hippos yawn"

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yo mama's so fat when she wears high heels its like she's drilling for oil

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Your mumma's so fat,, when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was finishing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yo mamas so ugly, they slapped her twice when you came out!

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Your mumm's so fat, you need to roll off her twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamas so fat I told her it was chilly outside and she ran out with a spoon

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Im not saying your mumma is fat,,, but when she pulled her knickers down to her knees,, her ass was still in them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Your mumma's like a mosquito, you need to slap her to stop her sucking!

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By *ardnhorny76Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Your mumma's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yo mama's teeth are so yellow...i cant believe it ain't butter!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Yo mamas so fat that when she goes on the beach ..greenpeace turn up to tow her back into the ocean

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Yo mama's so fat the she rolls up her mattress to use as a tampon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes on a speak your weight machine it says "no coach parties".

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