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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its the morning after a heavy night on the town. You wake up with next to the person immediately above. What is your immediate reaction??

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

How did she get my panties on

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

i need to get smashed more often

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"i need to get smashed more often "
His Mrs was better

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"i need to get smashed more often His Mrs was better "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"i need to get smashed more often His Mrs was better

"

Oppps didn't she tell u like ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"i need to get smashed more often His Mrs was better

Oppps didn't she tell u like ? "

I didnt know she was there!! I musta been pished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to stop drinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh no...nooooooo....we didnt....tell me please....we DIDNT...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to stop drinking! "

I need to keep drinking!

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

his mother must be looking for him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......so did I pass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Result!!!!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm let's do all that again .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

again,fuck no youve busted my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....yup I knew those legs looked good....

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Hmm time for a "cock suck wake him up.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me she's no bad , i'm going under for a lick

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Fuck me she's no bad , i'm going under for a lick "
Ohh glow in the dark pants what a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me she's no bad , i'm going under for a lick Ohh glow in the dark pants what a great idea

"

Hope she ain't still d*unk and notices my glow in the dark pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did He manage to slip roofies into my drink I'm calling the police lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Oh I say, how did that happen? I am going to have to explore this further

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm knackered! Want to go again?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

.......well that was new!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

But definitely NOT improved - those were some beer goggles! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and i thought you wouldnt of need goggles to see them

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Didn't need beer goggles for you last night

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I'm knackered! Want to go again? "

Oh yes please, if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm knackered! Want to go again?

Oh yes please, if you don't mind "

Do you still have my whisk??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm knackered! Want to go again?

Oh yes please, if you don't mind "

I'm ready when you are

When did you get here rabbus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm knackered! Want to go again?

Oh yes please, if you don't mind

I'm ready when you are

When did you get here rabbus? "

I'm watching on the big screen....ratings are very good....keep up the good work!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm knackered! Want to go again?

Oh yes please, if you don't mind

I'm ready when you are

When did you get here rabbus?

I'm watching on the big screen....ratings are very good....keep up the good work!!!!"

Thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets go again without the drink. x x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Got any more cream eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any more cream eggs? "
No but I had a finger of fudge. x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Finger if fudge will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finger if fudge will do "
ok forget the fudge, just the F****r lmao. x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finger if fudge will do ok forget the fudge, just the F****r lmao. x x x "

I have the fingers of a concert pianist.....would you like the 1st movement in G??Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finger if fudge will do ok forget the fudge, just the F****r lmao. x x x

I have the fingers of a concert pianist.....would you like the 1st movement in G??Lol.

LMAO I would love the first movement on O for well 2 things really can you guess what they are. x x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finger if fudge will do ok forget the fudge, just the F****r lmao. x x x

I have the fingers of a concert pianist.....would you like the 1st movement in G??Lol.

LMAO I would love the first movement on O for well 2 things really can you guess what they are. x x "

Mmmmm....let me see....by george,I think I've got it!!!!!Just practising now!!!

xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Finger if fudge will do ok forget the fudge, just the F****r lmao. x x x

I have the fingers of a concert pianist.....would you like the 1st movement in G??Lol.

LMAO I would love the first movement on O for well 2 things really can you guess what they are. x x

Mmmmm....let me see....by george,I think I've got it!!!!!Just practising now!!!

xx"

Practice makes perfect!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

WTF ...Get out!!! Oh and just leave the rohypnol there please ...i may need that later

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Thank god my husband is away!

X

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

LAT ME GRAB THAT ASS AGAIN WITH MY LEGS ROUND U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is my customer service survey, if you'd be so kind....

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Customer!! Does that mean I have to pay him

X

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

smile then start kissing your neck and if you like it the next things maybe better kept secret lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get off ma feckn hair!!!!!!

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

move off your hair then check if we had anything on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yummy... can you stay again?

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central


"yummy... can you stay again?"
yyyyeeeessss ppplllzzz lol x

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

mmmm start playing with your hair to waken you x

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Oh goody, last night wasn't a dream. Can we do all of it again please?

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central


"Oh goody, last night wasn't a dream. Can we do all of it again please? "
anytime x

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

breakfast?? x

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"breakfast?? x"

Lunch and dinner too? Oh and how about breakfast tomorrow morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round 3 pls goddess x

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central


"breakfast?? x

Lunch and dinner too? Oh and how about breakfast tomorrow morning? "

yes plz x

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Woonder where hubby slept?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

i will send him back to u in a couple or more hours

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

And can i have my toy boy back and in good working order

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"i will send him back to u in a couple or more hours "

What a work out! I feel a stone lighter. Oh, sorry about breaking the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a work out! I feel a stone lighter. Oh, sorry about breaking the bed "

If you promise me you'll make breakfast I'll give you another BJ.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What a work out! I feel a stone lighter. Oh, sorry about breaking the bed

If you promise me you'll make breakfast I'll give you another BJ. "

Want tea or coffee with your breakfast??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it I got the wet side again...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Take it I got the wet side again..."

You did it

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Take it I got the wet side again..."
what do you mean are you ready again ..............help ahv been eaked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come your wearing my tartan jammies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's was awesome must have done somthing right last night xx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Yayyy finally now I just wish I could remember the nite

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Yayyy finally now I just wish I could remember the nite "

Was obviously for lady...honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yayyy finally now I just wish I could remember the nite

Was obviously for lady...honest "

Sure I'll let you away with it this time lol but if it happens again I'll be calling the police and telling them you spiked my drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell did 3 end up in my bed. It's only a double, and why am I the only one nekkid?

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Did I enjoy myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the hell did 3 end up in my bed. It's only a double, and why am I the only one nekkid?"

Because that's when you look your best and I've hidden you knickers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm guess I fell asleep...again!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wow that rohypnol worked a treat

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Make my eggs scrambled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make my eggs scrambled "
can you get breakfast deliveries so I can stay in bed With her? x

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Make my eggs scrambled can you get breakfast deliveries so I can stay in bed With her? x"
shit can i chew my arm off as he is laying on it not to wake him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you lost it? how the feck could you loose it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm round 3 soon as she wakes should I just kiss her nipples to help xxx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i wanna bite that cute arse ! V^^^^^V

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Bugger !!! It was only a dream

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Bugger !!! It was only a dream "

You in my bed again! Lucky me

X

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Fancy some hangover sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christ your feet are freezing!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"christ your feet are freezing!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yours aren't cause you wear socks in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short straw again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sugar n milk please

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

We need to do THAT again.......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"We need to do THAT again......."

I want my spare key back - you've got to stop sneaking in when I'm entertaining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already told ya, THAT will not fit in there!!!!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I already told ya, THAT will not fit in there!!!!!!!!"

Won't know unless we try

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

What do you think your gonna do with THAT.....feck off

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What do you think your gonna do with THAT.....feck off"

It's not for you - now where's my breakfast slave? Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"What do you think your gonna do with THAT.....feck off

It's not for you - now where's my breakfast slave? Lol "

knew you'd love the strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky me I'm gonnae wake her up eating her pussy (hope she doesn't mind) x

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

tell him to ger rid of those awful coloured drawers then he can scramble my eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell him to ger rid of those awful coloured drawers then he can scramble my eggs "

wish I never wore these boxers didn't think I'd get so lucky last night

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

glad i wore ma shades!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"glad i wore ma shades!!! "
yawnsssssss n stretchesssssss MMMMMMmmmm good morning sweetcheeks xxxxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"glad i wore ma shades!!! yawnsssssss n stretchesssssss MMMMMMmmmm good morning sweetcheeks xxxxx "

I'm so glad we invited the bridesmaids in

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"glad i wore ma shades!!! yawnsssssss n stretchesssssss MMMMMMmmmm good morning sweetcheeks xxxxx

I'm so glad we invited the bridesmaids in "

Yeah so how come u ended up with the best man

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"glad i wore ma shades!!! yawnsssssss n stretchesssssss MMMMMMmmmm good morning sweetcheeks xxxxx

I'm so glad we invited the bridesmaids in Yeah so how come u ended up with the best man "

cuz you icked the girls and left us on the sofa watching a film

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"glad i wore ma shades!!! yawnsssssss n stretchesssssss MMMMMMmmmm good morning sweetcheeks xxxxx

I'm so glad we invited the bridesmaids in Yeah so how come u ended up with the best man

cuz you icked the girls and left us on the sofa watching a film "

You wernt watching a film last time I looked

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

right wheres my srambled eggs put the maid in the cupboard till later i will deal with her then

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

mesnt scrambled

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

well good morning...did you know its national blowjob day

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"well good morning...did you know its national blowjob day "

Not from me it's not!!! Lol

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