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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Philosophers and leading academics over the years have often discussed this.

Which Spice Girl has aged the best? And your thoughts on them.

For me...

1. Baby... Obv as the clue is in the title. I imagine vanilla as fuck though. But what do they say about the quiet ones?

2. Sporty. Wouldn't touch her back in the day, even if I was a masseuse on the Spice Bus. Now it's a different matter. I'd crawl across broken glass just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

3. Scary. Gave me the horn back in the day. Still does. More so in fact. Rougher than a witch's tit in winter and would stick her fingers where they don't belong but I reckon would be a great 2 minutes of my life (2 shags).

4. Ginger. Probably my favourite back in the day. Ginger hair and a great rack what else do you need. Lost it all now and doesn't fire my rockets at all.

5. Posh. Never liked her. Would rather smash David Beckham's back doors in and I'm an alpha hetero.

No doubt some Walt will tell me he's smashed all of them in a oner (after he smashed the Nolan Sisters - yes I'm that old and mature).

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You should hear what they think about you

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Just watch out for Clipey Spice. She's the worst, and hasn't aged well at all.

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"You should hear what they think about you"

Lol I can tell you as they're all on the other forum...

1. Sporty...he's hotter than a pinched volcano...

2. Scary...eh up he's a reet treat between the sheets.

3. Posh...who?

4. Baby... Met him at TG last year. Sorry he is was a little too vanilla for me.

5. Ginger... I would crawl over broken glass just to hear him on the other end of the walkie talkie.

It was nothing like the Corrs girls said last year about me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Philosophers and leading academics over the years have often discussed this.

Which Spice Girl has aged the best? And your thoughts on them.

For me...

1. Baby... Obv as the clue is in the title. I imagine vanilla as fuck though. But what do they say about the quiet ones?

2. Sporty. Wouldn't touch her back in the day, even if I was a masseuse on the Spice Bus. Now it's a different matter. I'd crawl across broken glass just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

3. Scary. Gave me the horn back in the day. Still does. More so in fact. Rougher than a witch's tit in winter and would stick her fingers where they don't belong but I reckon would be a great 2 minutes of my life (2 shags).

4. Ginger. Probably my favourite back in the day. Ginger hair and a great rack what else do you need. Lost it all now and doesn't fire my rockets at all.

5. Posh. Never liked her. Would rather smash David Beckham's back doors in and I'm an alpha hetero.

No doubt some Walt will tell me he's smashed all of them in a oner (after he smashed the Nolan Sisters - yes I'm that old and mature)."

What's Alpha hetero?

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Philosophers and leading academics over the years have often discussed this.

Which Spice Girl has aged the best? And your thoughts on them.

For me...

1. Baby... Obv as the clue is in the title. I imagine vanilla as fuck though. But what do they say about the quiet ones?

2. Sporty. Wouldn't touch her back in the day, even if I was a masseuse on the Spice Bus. Now it's a different matter. I'd crawl across broken glass just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

3. Scary. Gave me the horn back in the day. Still does. More so in fact. Rougher than a witch's tit in winter and would stick her fingers where they don't belong but I reckon would be a great 2 minutes of my life (2 shags).

4. Ginger. Probably my favourite back in the day. Ginger hair and a great rack what else do you need. Lost it all now and doesn't fire my rockets at all.

5. Posh. Never liked her. Would rather smash David Beckham's back doors in and I'm an alpha hetero.

No doubt some Walt will tell me he's smashed all of them in a oner (after he smashed the Nolan Sisters - yes I'm that old and mature).

What's Alpha hetero?"

Not sure, it's all Greek to me.

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it just me that thinks that calling yourself "alpha" is on a par with calling yourself "cool" or giving yourself your own cool nickname?

Feels a bit cheesy, but maybe that's just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me that thinks that calling yourself "alpha" is on a par with calling yourself "cool" or giving yourself your own cool nickname?

Feels a bit cheesy, but maybe that's just me.

"

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Is it just me that thinks that calling yourself "alpha" is on a par with calling yourself "cool" or giving yourself your own cool nickname?

Feels a bit cheesy, but maybe that's just me.

"

Not my intent to be cheesy or whatever, but I would say that I am a kind of alpha male. I'm definitely not cool though.

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's a fun post guys ... chill ...

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"It's a fun post guys ... chill ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always thought sporty was sexy, she’s aged the better by a mile.

I’m not sure the rest have aged that well, scary has had a bit of a Tina turner style hard life, posh needs a good rogering, Geri hasn’t ever ticked my box and, who is left, ah the baby one, looks a bit weird now.

Sporty wins

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I’ve always thought sporty was sexy, she’s aged the better by a mile.

I’m not sure the rest have aged that well, scary has had a bit of a Tina turner style hard life, posh needs a good rogering, Geri hasn’t ever ticked my box and, who is left, ah the baby one, looks a bit weird now.

Sporty wins "

Can't disagree with the high quality research and result there. Added bonus for use of the word 'rogering' - Blackadder fan or boarding school background?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melanie C, she's barely aged! Looks amazing.

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By *abtastic Mr Fox OP   Man
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Melanie C, she's barely aged! Looks amazing. "

Getting better with each year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Philosophers and leading academics over the years have often discussed this.

Which Spice Girl has aged the best? And your thoughts on them.

For me...

1. Baby... Obv as the clue is in the title. I imagine vanilla as fuck though. But what do they say about the quiet ones?

2. Sporty. Wouldn't touch her back in the day, even if I was a masseuse on the Spice Bus. Now it's a different matter. I'd crawl across broken glass just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

3. Scary. Gave me the horn back in the day. Still does. More so in fact. Rougher than a witch's tit in winter and would stick her fingers where they don't belong but I reckon would be a great 2 minutes of my life (2 shags).

4. Ginger. Probably my favourite back in the day. Ginger hair and a great rack what else do you need. Lost it all now and doesn't fire my rockets at all.

5. Posh. Never liked her. Would rather smash David Beckham's back doors in and I'm an alpha hetero.

No doubt some Walt will tell me he's smashed all of them in a oner (after he smashed the Nolan Sisters - yes I'm that old and mature).

What's Alpha hetero?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Philosophers and leading academics over the years have often discussed this.

Which Spice Girl has aged the best? And your thoughts on them.

For me...

1. Baby... Obv as the clue is in the title. I imagine vanilla as fuck though. But what do they say about the quiet ones?

2. Sporty. Wouldn't touch her back in the day, even if I was a masseuse on the Spice Bus. Now it's a different matter. I'd crawl across broken glass just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

3. Scary. Gave me the horn back in the day. Still does. More so in fact. Rougher than a witch's tit in winter and would stick her fingers where they don't belong but I reckon would be a great 2 minutes of my life (2 shags).

4. Ginger. Probably my favourite back in the day. Ginger hair and a great rack what else do you need. Lost it all now and doesn't fire my rockets at all.

5. Posh. Never liked her. Would rather smash David Beckham's back doors in and I'm an alpha hetero.

No doubt some Walt will tell me he's smashed all of them in a oner (after he smashed the Nolan Sisters - yes I'm that old and mature).

What's Alpha hetero?"
kind of galaxy far far away?/oil rig North sea?

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