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By *anny OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I’m curious what has been the funniest rejection you’ve had on here either online or in person.

Mine was a social meet where she left because my eyes didn’t look the same in my pictures. This was because I wore contacts instead of my glasses!

Now I understand this might’ve just been any excuse as she didn’t vibe with me but still gave me a chuckle.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Are we talking before any play happens or does during/after count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry you look just like my brother and shagging him once was enough".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ( mr a ) was lined up to meet a wife from a couple . All set up from their end and asked a few times was it still on for set day . All agreed talking for a good while . On the day and an hour before she just realised, it was her birthday and her hubby reminded her and wanted to spend time with her

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"I ( mr a ) was lined up to meet a wife from a couple . All set up from their end and asked a few times was it still on for set day . All agreed talking for a good while . On the day and an hour before she just realised, it was her birthday and her hubby reminded her and wanted to spend time with her "

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By *anny OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Are we talking before any play happens or does during/after count?"

Any interaction as long as you found it funny.

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By *anny OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


""Sorry you look just like my brother and shagging him once was enough"."

God damn! Lmfao!

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By *anny OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I ( mr a ) was lined up to meet a wife from a couple . All set up from their end and asked a few times was it still on for set day . All agreed talking for a good while . On the day and an hour before she just realised, it was her birthday and her hubby reminded her and wanted to spend time with her "

I had to read that a couple of times. How do you forget your own birthday!?

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Are we talking before any play happens or does during/after count?

Any interaction as long as you found it funny. "

More incredulous than funny really.

What I was expecting to be a great meet turned into a fuck and go as he 'had to get home for House of the Dragon'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking before any play happens or does during/after count?

Any interaction as long as you found it funny.

More incredulous than funny really.

What I was expecting to be a great meet turned into a fuck and go as he 'had to get home for House of the Dragon' "

It's a really good show in fairness

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Are we talking before any play happens or does during/after count?

Any interaction as long as you found it funny.

More incredulous than funny really.

What I was expecting to be a great meet turned into a fuck and go as he 'had to get home for House of the Dragon'

It's a really good show in fairness "

I know right? But Shogun had gone out to give us the place to ourselves and we were 2 episodes behind so I couldn't even watch it myself! More annoyed about that tbh

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple
over a year ago

Ardrossan


""Sorry you look just like my brother and shagging him once was enough"."

Pissing myself laughing

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By *heRemotePartMan
over a year ago

West Fife

I used to be a retained firefighter when I lived rural... I had been trying to get with someone for quite a while without joy, we finally got together one night, kissing, got onto her bed and then my pager went off.

I jumped up, told her I had a call out and ran out the door. Got free a few hours later, had blocked me on all social media didn't return calls and blanked me int he street.

Woops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Sorry you look just like my brother and shagging him once was enough"."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK tinder a girl who was bisexual (who messaged me first) asked me my sexuality, which is pansexual

She told me she couldn't go out with me because I wasn't straight, I asked how's that fair since she's bi.

She said its fine for girls to be bi, but she didn't like the idea of being ditched for another gender.

Talk about insecure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl at work text me (she took my number out the work records) telling me I made her weak at the knees.

I didn’t know who it was, so I text back perhaps it was arthritis.

I was blocked and she now hates me.

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By *ood husband gone badMan
over a year ago

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Hahahahahhha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girl at work text me (she took my number out the work records) telling me I made her weak at the knees.

I didn’t know who it was, so I text back perhaps it was arthritis.

I was blocked and she now hates me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Sorry you look just like my brother and shagging him once was enough"."

Killing myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was called a waste by a woman the other day because I wasn't interested in her as she wasnt my type. I turned her down respectfully but just want to know if there was a reason for her to call me waste?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


""Sorry you look just like my brother and shagging him once was enough"."

Reply; yeah, but you look like your ma and I’m still banging her.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry for killing the thread. Seems to be one of my superpowers.

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