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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and saw the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, slipped his old fella into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Just fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit... which now had a brand new button sewn neatly on the end.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

That is just not funny.....why would it put a button there.....would you laugh if the joke said......put a zipper on your bits....ehhh ehhhh ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldn't stick my bits in a machine darling

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and saw the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, slipped his old fella into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Just fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit... which now had a brand new button sewn neatly on the end."

PMSL Nice one

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