FabSwingers.com forum: Cum Collection

By *ralsatisfaction OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I take it you don't want to freeze it for ice cubes!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I take it you don't want to freeze it for ice cubes!"

Frothing coffee

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Wash my eyes out with bleach …. Somethings you wish you could unread … this is one of them lol

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By *ralsatisfaction OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

That is my intention, just wondering if anyone else had other ideas

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You're 58 I'm sure you can work out how to collect and freeze it.

I'm now stepping away from fab today as this tops the biscuit. Soggy wans are probably acceptable tae OP

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’m pretty sure that it’s like most other stuff that when it’s defrosted again it’s not as good as fresh .

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Hawd oan a cotton picking minute....has the Phantom Cum Collector of Fab unmasked themselves? He's been collecting deposits through his letter box for months and is now hot footing it down to Curry's to purchase a new freezer!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Hawd oan a cotton picking minute....has the Phantom Cum Collector of Fab unmasked themselves? He's been collecting deposits through his letter box for months and is now hot footing it down to Curry's to purchase a new freezer!"

Had to reveal himself cause folk were posting theirs to his old address

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Just picturing having guests round and showing my shelf of jizz

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Are you seriously asking how to freeze a liquid? Fuck my life.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

It could also be used as a stock for a stew during the winter.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It could also be used as a stock for a stew during the winter. "

Maybe it’s leaky cock soup .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizz cubes are oan the club card This week in Tesco

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I almost want to ask why???

But I'm also too scared to

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"It could also be used as a stock for a stew during the winter. "
Euckkkkkkk

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?"

The swimmers actually die off pretty quickly outwith the testes, so best thing to do would be to dip your nuts in an ice bucket for half an hour, pull the heid aff it, and shoot some cumsicles.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It could also be used as a stock for a stew during the winter.

Maybe it’s leaky cock soup .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It could also be used as a stock for a stew during the winter. Euckkkkkkk"

You wouldn't need any beer to make it think and creamy! Har de har har.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"It could also be used as a stock for a stew during the winter. Euckkkkkkk

You wouldn't need any beer to make it think and creamy! Har de har har. "
awww stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's times like this I have the sudden wish that the wee pen thing out of Men in Black was real and I could scrub this from my brain

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Mr Freeze Ice Poles - Cum filled protein shake flavour.

100 for £1.95 oot Tesco.

Not only will they maximise you’re hard on, they’ll even double yer club card points

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

I suddenly feel like a very inexperienced person here and I really need someone to tell me what the fuck this is about please? Why would anyone want to freeze cum? Please can anyone enlighten me? I need to process this then try get rid of it. FOREVER

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I suddenly feel like a very inexperienced person here and I really need someone to tell me what the fuck this is about please? Why would anyone want to freeze cum? Please can anyone enlighten me? I need to process this then try get rid of it. FOREVER

Chuck it out, clean it up, move on to round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you could use gifs on fab

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over a year ago

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?"

I've saved frozen loads for a partner who would drink it for me a good few times

Not the most common of fetishes but there is a small community into it

Drop me a dm if you want to know anymore as clearly your getting lots of negativity on here

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By *ralsatisfaction OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

All though negative comments they are amusing, and you are right, who are we to judge the fetish of others. Trying to help someone with this fetish

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"All though negative comments they are amusing, and you are right, who are we to judge the fetish of others. Trying to help someone with this fetish"

Yep and just for context I bet most of the people that have said yuk or posted the barf emoji eat eggs

Which is basically chicken menstruation

Enjoy your breakfast folks

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

That has no relevance to freezing cum.

I don't think anyone is judging him for freezing cum. It's more curiosity of what he is doing with it after it's frozen. Also, who doesn't know how to freeze something?

Plastic tub or ice cube tray. Rub one out over it. Put it in the freezer. Job done.

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By *unkydunkyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone else thinking of Jeffry Dahlmer’s freezer?

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By *ralsatisfaction OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

The person in mind wants to sit down and relax with a cum cocktail to satisfy your curiosity.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"The person in mind wants to sit down and relax with a cum cocktail to satisfy your curiosity. "

Well, you've got a brief explanation on how to freeze above. Just sort out the wee umbrella and you're good to go.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"The person in mind wants to sit down and relax with a cum cocktail to satisfy your curiosity. "

I was curious if it was a gokkun fetish or just a flavour saver type thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person in mind wants to sit down and relax with a cum cocktail to satisfy your curiosity.

Well, you've got a brief explanation on how to freeze above. Just sort out the wee umbrella and you're good to go."

And a bit of fruit for garnish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could freeze it, then crush it and use it as Mojito ice….

Or, do the same and use it as a form of facial cooling mask…

… salt scrub?

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
over a year ago

Bonnybridge

I don't think I'll ever ask for ice in my drink again ??

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over a year ago

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?"

Prob same way you'd collect and save any other liquid lol

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By *luttTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Duns

Just bumping this in case anyone is actually into it - I’d love to receive some!

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By *ee69Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow

Wtf why would you freeze that lol

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By *luttTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Duns

"Wtf why would you freeze that lol"

To send to me, of course x x x

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By *eitherMan
25 weeks ago

Musselburgh

I would need to get mine out of the tissue first.....

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

This is why I’m reluctant to eat in other peoples houses.

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
25 weeks ago

Greenock

"Wash my eyes out with bleach …. Somethings you wish you could unread … this is one of them lol

I'm with you on this one. I suppose there are going to be many things on this site that'll an innocent soul like myself!

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By *ew couple4youCouple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sending the kids to the freezer for ice lolly’s but having to tell them to watch out for the spunk ice cubes lol

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By *otuseater11Man
25 weeks ago

IRVINE

Only on fab lol

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By *tirlingbenMan
25 weeks ago

Stirling

Is that what the white coating on Fab lollies is?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"My Negroni's gone all cloudy".

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By *tirlingbenMan
25 weeks ago

Stirling

I've heard of spiking drinks, do you think spunking in them will catch on?

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By *ugehandsMan
25 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

That's just wrong on every level.

Would you be storing it in the freezer next to the fish fingers?

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
25 weeks ago

Bonnybridge

Do you save it up and use it as crushed ice for cocktail night?

Sex on the Beach, anyone?

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

What exactly would you use it for the mind boggles

I wouldn't do it just curious as to what uses it has

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Sending the kids to the freezer for ice lolly’s but having to tell them to watch out for the spunk ice cubes lol"

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By *ookie69Man
25 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

"What exactly would you use it for the mind boggles

I wouldn't do it just curious as to what uses it has "

I’ve know idea, Fixodent ?

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By *rs grumpyWoman
25 weeks ago

motherwell

"What exactly would you use it for the mind boggles

I wouldn't do it just curious as to what uses it has

I’ve know idea, Fixodent ?

If your spunk is the consistency of Fixodent you've got bigger things to worry about than getting a dodgy ice cube!

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By *luttTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Duns

"What exactly would you use it for the mind boggles

I wouldn't do it just curious as to what uses it has "

Much the same as one would do with any that has been freshly-collected!

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"What exactly would you use it for the mind boggles

I wouldn't do it just curious as to what uses it has

Much the same as one would do with any that has been freshly-collected! "

Seen what the op wants to use it for

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By *ookie69Man
25 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

"What exactly would you use it for the mind boggles

I wouldn't do it just curious as to what uses it has

I’ve know idea, Fixodent ?

If your spunk is the consistency of Fixodent you've got bigger things to worry about than getting a dodgy ice cube!"

I’ve used it on the driveway as base of hardcore.

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By *uietbloke67Man
25 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?"

Is this your own cum or are you just generally freezing anyones cum?

Asking for a fiend

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By *rs grumpyWoman
25 weeks ago

motherwell

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?

Is this your own cum or are you just generally freezing anyones cum?

Asking for a fiend"

Is the fiend looking to make a donation?

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By *astcoast2000Man
24 weeks ago

Newcastle County Down

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By *luttTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Duns

Cheeky bump

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By *heRingerMasterMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Some flavours of tango ice blast are better left in research and development.

Ps I guarantee some dirty fuckers pm’d the op offering donations.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Wash my eyes out with bleach …. Somethings you wish you could unread … this is one of them lol

Amen haha

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By *luttTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Duns

"Some flavours of tango ice blast are better left in research and development.

Ps I guarantee some dirty fuckers pm’d the op offering donations. "

I’ve had some offers

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
24 weeks ago

Ayrshire

This post takes the soggy biscuit!!!

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By *lasgowHorseyMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

I tell you summit, if i go to a swinging party again, social and or fun, there is no way I'm taking any ice cubes for my drink at the party, I'm bringing my own

feck thattttttt

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By *luttTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Duns

Cheeky bump

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By *carlettxStaxCouple
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?"

Scarlett has swallowed large amounts of saved cum from several guys

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By *loryholeNC500Man
21 weeks ago

Thurso

"Scarlett has swallowed large amounts of saved cum from several guys "

Sounds incredibly hot

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By *luttTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Duns

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?

Scarlett has swallowed large amounts of saved cum from several guys "

Oooh, I’m jealous! I really want to do that x

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
21 weeks ago

Fochabers

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?

Scarlett has swallowed large amounts of saved cum from several guys "

The videos are amazing

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By *ugh_jardonMan
21 weeks ago

Larkhall

"Has anyone collected cum and frozen it for later use? What is the best way to collect it and use it?"

I really wana know why you would do this, but at the same time i dont think ill loke the answer

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By *haifuarMan
21 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I kind of feel like we need another disclaimer at the bottom of our bios..

I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY CUM TO BE FROZEN BY ANY INSTITUTION/WEIRDO/HARRIDAN FOR LATER USE, EVEN IF SAID LATER USE INVOLVES ICED COFFEES OR FROYO.

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By *luttTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Duns

"I kind of feel like we need another disclaimer at the bottom of our bios..

I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY CUM TO BE FROZEN BY ANY INSTITUTION/WEIRDO/HARRIDAN FOR LATER USE, EVEN IF SAID LATER USE INVOLVES ICED COFFEES OR FROYO."

Tbh if anyone is rummaging around in your freezer for your cum then there’s more going on than a disclaimer can help with!

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By *cottishdoggerMan
21 weeks ago

central

Just no gonna dae that

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By *oneys1Couple
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

Cum again????

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By *luttTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Duns

"Cum again????"

And again and again; not much point in just saving a tiny amount!

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By *oredinglasgow101Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow

lol

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By *haifuarMan
21 weeks ago

Dumbarton

"Tbh if anyone is rummaging around in your freezer for your cum then there’s more going on than a disclaimer can help with!"

I didn't even consider that they'd be hunting in my freezer. I assumed they'd somehow be secretly harvesting jizz and making off with it like some kind of succubus Paul Daniels.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
21 weeks ago

Ayrshire

This is a very salty subject!!!

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By *luttTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Duns

Bump

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