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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

...only seems fair.

If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A totally empty inbox.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Public arousal.

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By *cotyguyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Double standards

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

True equality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying it's exclusive to women but prob just a supply/ demand result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women got the power as Carly Simon did not say

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

Being kicked in the balls.

How some men enjoy it, is a thing that I will never be able to fathom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gagging for your hole only to be denied

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

Pissing in a bottle while driving on a long journey because you're too lazy to pull over and use a bush.

Or peeling the wax from a baby-bell then putting the cheese under your foreskin to pretend "the hamster" has a mouthful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A totally empty inbox.

This one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissing in a bottle while driving on a long journey because you're too lazy to pull over and use a bush.

Or peeling the wax from a baby-bell then putting the cheese under your foreskin to pretend "the hamster" has a mouthful!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

...only seems fair.

If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??"

A nagging partner .

Special awareness .

Proper pay .

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

...only seems fair.

If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??

A nagging partner .

Special awareness .

Proper pay .

Special awareness....do you mean like mind reading and shit?

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Double standards"

I think we can both be judged unfairly for different things.

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men"

I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being thanked when you hold a door open for someone.

Peeing with a stauner

The feeling you get when told "keep going, don't stop!"

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Some hard done by souls on here lol

How about man flu!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Some hard done by souls on here lol

How about man flu!"

They wouldn't last the 24 hours!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

...only seems fair.

If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??

A nagging partner .

Special awareness .

Proper pay .

Special awareness....do you mean like mind reading and shit?

Spacial

( had awoken uncomfortably painkiller kicking in now )

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Some hard done by souls on here lol

How about man flu!

They wouldn't last the 24 minutes! "

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Being told…

Why do men do this, do that, don’t do this, don’t do that.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The power of ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men

I've seen this in real life. It's not nice."
thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

The joy of nipping behind a bush for a quick pish in a standing position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse parking,i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men

I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it"
sometimes I think they are so used to doing it they don't even notice they re doing it

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men

I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it"

Nae bother.

Am no shagging ye though. Just putting that out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men

I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it

Nae bother.

Am no shagging ye though. Just putting that out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men

I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it

Nae bother.

Am no shagging ye though. Just putting that out there :-im in post shagging phase thank you for the non offer thoD"

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!"

Cunto!!! You asked the question.

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!

Cunto!!! You asked the question. "

I did.

But you moan like a woman.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!

Cunto!!! You asked the question.

I did.

But you moan like a woman."

Typical woman. Ask a man a question then moan when answers.

You know orgasms were created so women can still moan even when they are happy.

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!

Cunto!!! You asked the question.

I did.

But you moan like a woman.

Typical woman. Ask a man a question then moan when answers.

You know orgasms were created so women can still moan even when they are happy. "

Good one

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!

Cunto!!! You asked the question.

I did.

But you moan like a woman.

Typical woman. Ask a man a question then moan when answers.

You know orgasms were created so women can still moan even when they are happy.

Good one

Christ, your thread is as popular as the one I started.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Washing your foreskin

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Washing your foreskin

He gets me to wash his so I feel your pain.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Washing your foreskin

He gets me to wash his so I feel your pain."

Hanging it on the line to dry is your favourite though .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Washing your foreskin

He gets me to wash his so I feel your pain.

Hanging it on the line to dry is your favourite though .

This pegging thought has me wincing more than than the normal pegging threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having you're ears pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising a handjob resembling making a cocktail isn't enjoyable.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Washing your foreskin

He gets me to wash his so I feel your pain."

Lucky fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...only seems fair.

If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??"

A kick in the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it would be the experience I had after being circumcised. I would like all women to experience the embarrassment and shame I felt when, one week post op, I’m away to pee in my pals house, wully still all swollen and stitched up.

I can hear myself splashing about, I can feels it coming out but I looks down and I don’t sees it going into the toilet. It was, infact, skooshing out my peehole as a perfect 90° angle to my left and my pish was hitting my pals white painted wall.

One full roll of big paper used to sook it all up….I still had to admit it.

I want you all to experience the utter brass neck of it, and if you survive with your head held high….we would make great pals!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

How to reverse park.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"How to reverse park. "

Oh gawd, sorry I was wrong about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pressure of trying to get it up and for whatever reason being (most likely a wank before hand) it isn't happening.

Likewise, a hard on at the most inconvenient times and the readjustments you have to make subtly

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Just on the subject of pain, has any of you guys had the snip and what was your experience? Mine didn't go well. It was a comedy of errors.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Just on the subject of pain, has any of you guys had the snip and what was your experience? Mine didn't go well. It was a comedy of errors. "

Thought that said snp to start with. Yeah - had a threesome with Sturgeon and Yousaf a few years back.

Snip - Mine went fine. Walked a bit funny for a week or so. That's shite that professionals performed a comedy of errors for yours. Hope the fuckers got the sack, at least!!

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By *rmarkMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

The feeling of being watched well someone’s wife gives you a sloppy bj .

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My snip was painful under local anethestic felt every cut and pull. Anethestic doesn't work well with me. So had the 3 sperm test after the snip and the third came back with live sperm still in my cum. Had to go through it all again

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

My snip didn't go well.

Strated cutting before the local anesthetic kicked in so I felt everything. Then he let go of the vas deferens 3 times and it shot up into me like a snapped guitar string each time. So after digging around inside me like I was a fab member being fisted, he then finished that side and stiched me up before starting the other side. Where it was a repeat of the shit show.

During recovery I got an infection so there was that to deal with. Now, 3 years later, I get frequent pain in the nuts and abdomen like I've been kicked in the balls. Apparently common when the seal the tubes with the wee stoppers instead of tying or burning them closed.

So yeh, not the best experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being so nippy. Were all mammals

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

How when our cock gets excited our brain shits itself

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

A prostate orgasm and a good blow job, preferably at the same time with 2 hot women

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By *irtycumboCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Women being on their period..... Yes it's more stressful For a guy putting up with the emotions hHhaaha

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By *essarosa7leeCouple
over a year ago

East Fife

After a long military tour away from your princess and as you walk across the tarmac you see her...

She runs up to you, jumps in your arms; the most sweet smelling bundle of love and softness you have ever known. You squeeze her with the hardest softness you can contain, tears rolling down your cheeks and for a few moments the horrors of the world just disappear.

Best feeling in the world.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......

Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.

Itchy balls in public.

Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".

C'mon, nobody said that.

More likely, typical male or man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging your boaby round like a propeller.

Let's face it, that's the first thing you'd do

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By *ittle Miss Bipolar OP Woman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Swinging your boaby round like a propeller.

Let's face it, that's the first thing you'd do

I'd be decapitating my neighbours' tulips from my back garden it would be that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging your boaby round like a propeller.

Let's face it, that's the first thing you'd do

I'd be decapitating my neighbours' tulips from my back garden it would be that big

Quite right, no point going half measures. Having a big penis can open doors. But that takes a lot of practice

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would like for them to experience: being woo'd, going Dutch (at worst) or paying the bill (at best), holding the door, being the spooner and not the 'spoonee'...

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Women being on their period..... Yes it's more stressful For a guy putting up with the emotions hHhaaha "

I've always said it. Women have periods. Men suffer from periods.

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By *omond guyMan
over a year ago

alexandria

Getting kicked in the balls

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