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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If it were possible for men to become women for one day, what would you like them to experience??

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Having to decide what to make for dinner. Bane of my life!

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Having to decide what to make for dinner. Bane of my life! "

OMG yes!!!!!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

A leaking mooncup in public whilst wearing pale coloured trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The curious side of me would like the experience! Would the mr be the mrs too? Could dish out some male mannerisms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to comment to break the rules.

I feel like such a rebel today

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Surprised nobody’s mentioned childbirth .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Surprised nobody’s mentioned childbirth . "

Ditto. It's just a kick in the balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprised nobody’s mentioned childbirth .

Ditto. It's just a kick in the balls. "
I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised nobody’s mentioned childbirth . "

I’ve had two kids, fully participated in the Labour ward when they both hatched. Didn’t break a sweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smear tests or having a IUD fitted

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!"

Pft! I had 6 periods, 5 days a week, when I was younger. Best days of my life! Next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a biopsy done of your cervix also! And a mammogram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!

Pft! I had 6 periods, 5 days a week, when I was younger. Best days of my life! Next! "

Hahaha

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm perplexed as yo why every suggestion is for us lot to experience the negative aspects of womanhood.

Where's the "Multiple orgasms!", "A shitload of Fab messages from folk that want to ride you!", "Multitasking." Or "Public toilets with no piss on the seat" suggestions?

Utter malevolence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm perplexed as yo why every suggestion is for us lot to experience the negative aspects of womanhood.

Where's the "Multiple orgasms!", "A shitload of Fab messages from folk that want to ride you!", "Multitasking." Or "Public toilets with no piss on the seat" suggestions?

Utter malevolence!! "

There are a lot of negative aspects when it comes to being a woman

That's why we are strong as fuck

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm perplexed as yo why every suggestion is for us lot to experience the negative aspects of womanhood.

Where's the "Multiple orgasms!", "A shitload of Fab messages from folk that want to ride you!", "Multitasking." Or "Public toilets with no piss on the seat" suggestions?

Utter malevolence!!

There are a lot of negative aspects when it comes to being a woman

That's why we are strong as fuck "

Bet you've never chapped your labia in your zip, though!

On the day I'm female, I look forward to being strong as fuck (but a wee bit moany and mooncup half empty)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm perplexed as yo why every suggestion is for us lot to experience the negative aspects of womanhood.

Where's the "Multiple orgasms!", "A shitload of Fab messages from folk that want to ride you!", "Multitasking." Or "Public toilets with no piss on the seat" suggestions?

Utter malevolence!!

There are a lot of negative aspects when it comes to being a woman

That's why we are strong as fuck

Bet you've never chapped your labia in your zip, though!

On the day I'm female, I look forward to being strong as fuck (but a wee bit moany and mooncup half empty) "

I absolutely have, I have lingerie that zips from front to back at the crotch and I once put it on in a hurry

Mooncups are the best

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!"

Manflu is worse …..

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"I'm perplexed as yo why every suggestion is for us lot to experience the negative aspects of womanhood.

Where's the "Multiple orgasms!", "A shitload of Fab messages from folk that want to ride you!", "Multitasking." Or "Public toilets with no piss on the seat" suggestions?

Utter malevolence!! "

amen

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm perplexed as yo why every suggestion is for us lot to experience the negative aspects of womanhood.

Where's the "Multiple orgasms!", "A shitload of Fab messages from folk that want to ride you!", "Multitasking." Or "Public toilets with no piss on the seat" suggestions?

Utter malevolence!!

There are a lot of negative aspects when it comes to being a woman

That's why we are strong as fuck

Bet you've never chapped your labia in your zip, though!

On the day I'm female, I look forward to being strong as fuck (but a wee bit moany and mooncup half empty)

I absolutely have, I have lingerie that zips from front to back at the crotch and I once put it on in a hurry

Mooncups are the best "

Ouchy! I hear vaseline is good for chapped lips.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

The relief of taking your bra off after having it on all day.

It's up there with orgasms. I've got bee stings but still a magic feeling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nobody said, reverse parking,

I will see myself out

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Nobody said, reverse parking,

I will see myself out "

At only one day, that would be a crash course.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I’m surprised women haven’t said “Roundabouts”

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Boob pain. The fear of "am I dying" at random intervals throughout your life, just to add another fucked up thing we need to deal with. Like all day sickness, child birth, periods, shaving, cramps and so much more.

Oh and discharge. The "did I piss myself" or "did I start my period" question plagues you until you get to a bathroom.

Then there's the late period fear. Which is probably the worst unless you're actually trying

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!

Manflu is worse ….. "

You don't get man flu every 4 weeks

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!

Manflu is worse …..

You don't get man flu every 4 weeks"

It can last 4 weeks Lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!

Manflu is worse …..

You don't get man flu every 4 weeks

It can last 4 weeks Lol"

Only if it’s a mild case ffs .

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Periods ... and everything that goes with it .. the bloating , the spots , the cramps , the trickle (or floods ) the having to plan your outfits round about it , the back pain , the mood swings, the sheer terror getting caught unawares while out !!

Manflu is worse …..

You don't get man flu every 4 weeks

It can last 4 weeks Lol

Only if it’s a mild case ffs . "

Well, I didn’t like to over exaggerate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Periods child birth sore boobs actually just being a woman for the day men would cry to be a male again . It's not easy being female lol .

Or if its for a meet the make up the hair the underwear the outfit are you going to be over dressed or underdressed so many things lol xxx (pp)

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

I came here to read all the benefits of being a woman and the pleasures men are missing out on. It sounds like being a woman is nothing but trauma. No wonder you are always complaining about everything

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"I came here to read all the benefits of being a woman and the pleasures men are missing out on. It sounds like being a woman is nothing but trauma. No wonder you are always complaining about everything "

Well said lol

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"I came here to read all the benefits of being a woman and the pleasures men are missing out on. It sounds like being a woman is nothing but trauma. No wonder you are always complaining about everything "

A positive one then.

When the make up, outfit and confidence all align on a night out and you walk into a bar and turn heads. Total buzz.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"I came here to read all the benefits of being a woman and the pleasures men are missing out on. It sounds like being a woman is nothing but trauma. No wonder you are always complaining about everything

A positive one then.

When the make up, outfit and confidence all align on a night out and you walk into a bar and turn heads. Total buzz. "

Serious question, is the make up a big part of the confidence? As someone who doesn't finds a natural face far more attractive than a face with make up, I always assumed that the make up was bot for the people looking at you but for you to feel more confident. The make up thing is something that has never made any sense to me.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"I came here to read all the benefits of being a woman and the pleasures men are missing out on. It sounds like being a woman is nothing but trauma. No wonder you are always complaining about everything

A positive one then.

When the make up, outfit and confidence all align on a night out and you walk into a bar and turn heads. Total buzz.

Serious question, is the make up a big part of the confidence? As someone who doesn't finds a natural face far more attractive than a face with make up, I always assumed that the make up was bot for the people looking at you but for you to feel more confident. The make up thing is something that has never made any sense to me. "

I think it's part of the whole ritual of going out. I like how I can change it to go with a particular outfit, change a whole look. I'm also pretty busy day to day with work and family stuff, so spending time doing my face or even nails feels sort of therapeutic and a wee bit of "me time". My hair style rarely changes (it's very short) so make up also allows me to look and feel a wee bit different.

And I'm ugly as fuck without it.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"I came here to read all the benefits of being a woman and the pleasures men are missing out on. It sounds like being a woman is nothing but trauma. No wonder you are always complaining about everything

A positive one then.

When the make up, outfit and confidence all align on a night out and you walk into a bar and turn heads. Total buzz.

Serious question, is the make up a big part of the confidence? As someone who doesn't finds a natural face far more attractive than a face with make up, I always assumed that the make up was bot for the people looking at you but for you to feel more confident. The make up thing is something that has never made any sense to me.

I think it's part of the whole ritual of going out. I like how I can change it to go with a particular outfit, change a whole look. I'm also pretty busy day to day with work and family stuff, so spending time doing my face or even nails feels sort of therapeutic and a wee bit of "me time". My hair style rarely changes (it's very short) so make up also allows me to look and feel a wee bit different.

And I'm ugly as fuck without it. "

That's true.

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