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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you think would surprise them the most ??

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

More than 3 telly channels and a remote to switch them over!

I used to be the remote....thank fuck for technology

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What do you think would surprise them the most ?? "

That the Tories were still in power and chocolate bars had shrunk.

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The price of Heinz ketchup.

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

That the Tories were still in power and chocolate bars had shrunk. "

Exactly what I'd think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously,they Elected Him as president

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

If 1981 me woke up in 2023, I'd likely still be seeking out breasts for contentment.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What do you think would surprise them the most ?? "

The amount of folk asking them for one of their sleeping pills .

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Where the fuck is My Walkman?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Electric car that’s not a milk float .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The internet

Social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fuck you mean I can't smoke in a bar?

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By *4nditMan
over a year ago

angus

How much petrol is and how bad music is

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

That we've lost the art of in person flirtation and the skill of chatting someone up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Diana has been DEAD for 25 years?????????

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What do you think would surprise them the most ?? "

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean to tell me... That I just type in whatever the fuck I want into this little computer search box here... And I can see literally anything I want?

OMG OMG OMG

"Naked ladies"

OMG! WOW! I CAN SEE NAKED LADIES ON THIS THING?!?!?! Wait til the guys at coal mine hear about this!

...

... THATCHER DID WHAT?!?!?!!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more"

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?"

I dunno, only a few years before my time, so I hope so.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?

I dunno, only a few years before my time, so I hope so."

Wee young thing.

Curly Wurly then. The shrinkage in them is criminal!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

The shrinkage on most things in criminal now. When was the last time you had a 10p mix? You get like 3 sweeties now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?"
After a bit of serious reshearch.Freddo bars - or Freddo Frogs as they were originally called - were created in 1930 by the MacRobertson's chocolate company. In 1967, the chocolate bars became part of the Cadbury's product range after MacRobertson's were sold to the company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many guys in here just grabbed there dicks

The shrinkage on most things in criminal now.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

How many guys in here just grabbed there dicks

The shrinkage on most things in criminal now.

No one said you had to have an ice bath.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"That we've lost the art of in person flirtation and the skill of chatting someone up."

You can't say hello unless you've read there 10 page boring as fuck bio.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?"

Fuck a freddo. 10p space raiders are now 40p

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By *heRealGMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What's happened there's no white dog shit anymore

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

The amount of folk asking them for one of their sleeping pills .

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

How badly the country is fucked up. Cost of living, NHS and how many vaccines are out there.

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By *fficegirlTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

The price of everything and the value of nothing, eek

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Social Media

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?

Fuck a freddo. 10p space raiders are now 40p"

I prefer spicy bikers and at least they're usually 2 for 50p

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

No one reads a paper anymore.

Phones fit in pockets and now have more computing power than the first mission to the moon.

There are more than 2 genders.

Most women don't want kids now.

Freddos cost a fortune.

Pay goes into your bank, not a small brown envelope.

There are so many more

I'd be protesting in the streets about Freddos.

Actually...were they around in 1981?

Fuck a freddo. 10p space raiders are now 40p

I prefer spicy bikers and at least they're usually 2 for 50p"

You like 2 spicy bikers for 50p ?

Hahaha

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"What do you think would surprise them the most ?? "

That the LGB has all this extra non sexual orientation algebra formulae added to it and someone is asking them what their pronouns are.

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

That the LGB has all this extra non sexual orientation algebra formulae added to it and someone is asking them what their pronouns are. "

Crikey. Can you imagine what it will be in ten years.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

That the LGB has all this extra non sexual orientation algebra formulae added to it and someone is asking them what their pronouns are.

Crikey. Can you imagine what it will be in ten years."

It'll be like the US frat/sorority culture. A bunch of Greek alphabets competing against each other for superiority.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What they have stopped selling ice cham pink lipstick,OMG

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

And body shop dewberry oil

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

What do you mean you don't accept cash or cheques - how do you pay for anything?

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By *4nditMan
over a year ago

angus

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

That the LGB has all this extra non sexual orientation algebra formulae added to it and someone is asking them what their pronouns are. "

Yeh back in the 80s the LGB algebra was just David Bowie and Prince

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weres Woolies ??

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"What do you think would surprise them the most ??

That the LGB has all this extra non sexual orientation algebra formulae added to it and someone is asking them what their pronouns are.

Yeh back in the 80s the LGB algebra was just David Bowie and Prince

There were more blatantly obvious lesbians and gay men in the 80s than there will ever be. People in 2023 think they are creating something. Clearly they haven't seen a Culture Club or Dead or Alive music video.

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By *ickleurfancyMan
over a year ago

budtown

TEXAN bar of chocolate miss them crave them

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Thank god I dropped those grolsch tops and football perm

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Been asleep for ten years to wake up to the news that women have cocks now?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Going to the supermarket and being a volunteer staff member. Putting all your stuff through the checkout yourself but when you go to use the staff room, they call security. The cheeky buastards.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"And body shop dewberry oil

Awww, loved this at school! Everybody reeked of it!

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

And Wimpey

And Goldbergs

Where’s paddy’s market

Wtf happened to the BARRAS

Treron’s

Watt brothers….

Springburns Winters gardens

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By *cotSlvrFoxMan
over a year ago

Scottish Borders & Glasgow

Mortgage rates are only 6%!

(Don’t tell them they used to be 1% about 2 years ago)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The length of their pubes.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"And body shop dewberry oil

Awww, loved this at school! Everybody reeked of it!"

School???? The date was 1981 not 1881.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

You won’t be needing your Y cardigan, leg warmers, Choose Life T shirt and staypress

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By *othiandoggersCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Go back sleep

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By *e libertineMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Why are all the Cocks and Fannys bald ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual fuck is pouting in pictures all about, when did looking like a fish become trendy?

Also orange women who look like they fell into a tin of melted caramac bars and came out stained.

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