FabSwingers.com forum: The weird and the bizarre !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..

"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..

Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and says on his profile can accommodate

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can accommodate just Rob a bank first to get in!!

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By *ilverfox84Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahaahah

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..

"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..

Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .

That would explain a lot of what goes on on here actually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..

"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..

Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .

That would explain a lot of what goes on on here actually!"

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

I had one chap want to take me to a county fair while wearing hunters wellies, then I would "make" him clean them off in the stables...

Another was a 22 yr old who wanted to "breed" me and be my "daddy".

Once I recovered from the bout of laughter, he was told to go and learn to read...

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Sounds like a catch. He could probably go down for a long stretch.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..

"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..

Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .

Maybe their in an open prison ? He could book a day room at hotel . Perhaps he’s an aff ies heid chancer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bread guy will always be my fave ever.

First message asked me to buy white bread, chew it, spit it out and post it to him if he paid me £50.

For a change I was lost for words, when I refreshed the inbox he had sent me a second message:

“May I tempt you with a little bagel” alongside a selfie with said bagel.

Brilliant

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Had one guy ask me to drink champagne and eat strawberries while I sat on his face and fart. Another asked me to shag his Great Dane. My block button worked overtime those days.

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Had one guy ask me to drink champagne and eat strawberries while I sat on his face and fart. Another asked me to shag his Great Dane. My block button worked overtime those days."

Now I'm wondering how he managed to get a d*unk great dane to sit on his face after you told him to bolt

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By *espectfulBusinessManMan
over a year ago

Essex and London

Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked"

Are you sure she was a woman?

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By *espectfulBusinessManMan
over a year ago

Essex and London

"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked

Are you sure she was a woman?"

Don’t get the joke? But yes she was

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked

Are you sure she was a woman?

Don’t get the joke? But yes she was "

It sounds like a guy's wank fantasy

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By *espectfulBusinessManMan
over a year ago

Essex and London

"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked

Are you sure she was a woman?

Don’t get the joke? But yes she was

Maybe it was his idea for her to do it?

It sounds like a guy's wank fantasy "

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

The bizarre messages I’ve had would get me a ban.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I had a guy send this big detailed msg, his first msg btw saying how he wanted to shake up a bottle of beer then shove it up me and open it!

wtf

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I once had a woman want to meet me. Totally bizarre!

Pablo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from a guy who was doing time for armed robbery. He's out now. We still chat to this day

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"I got a message from a guy who was doing time for armed robbery. He's out now. We still chat to this day"

Could come in handy if you needed a few quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to suck me off through my letterbox

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"A guy wanted to suck me off through my letterbox

I’ve visions that he’s hooded with a big knife .

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..

"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..

Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .

Did he do a "who is nearby"?

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"A guy wanted to suck me off through my letterbox

....and you're in the top floor flat and he was at bottom of the stairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to suck me off through my letterbox

I’ve visions that he’s hooded with a big knife .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to suck me off through my letterbox

....and you're in the top floor flat and he was at bottom of the stairs?

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he out then?? He told me he was banking his mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he out then?? He told me he was banking his mobile

Banking an old Nokia 2310

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

These are absolutely amazing, so funny

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

What happened to all the bizarre or taboo requests?

Nobody sharing for fear of being called fake by the the wee cleek.

I’ve had CNC which involved breaking into the house at night, cum on my wife’s toothbrush and men who wanted my dirty pants - ffs.

I’ve had some confessions (not religious before the wee cleek start) that have raised my eyebrows and dropped my jaw.

But hey let’s not judge

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

.. cum on my wife’s toothbrush "

Colgate is a fucking fortune now to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. cum on my wife’s toothbrush

Colgate is a fucking fortune now to be fair

You've only got a few teeth so it should last years.

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

.. cum on my wife’s toothbrush

Colgate is a fucking fortune now to be fair

I’m a malt whisky drinker - I think you would miss that minty flavour

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