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Best and worst chat up lines?!

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By *allerthanaverage79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'll go first,

"Fancy a pizza and a fuck?"

If she says yes then no need for the follow up, but if she's says no....

"Ok, we'll get a kebab then!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a dentist but I'd love to give you a filling

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Fancy cumming down the beach

No thanks

Ok we will go to the park then …..

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

When you walk up to a lady at the bar: "I may not be the most handsome guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you".

100% of the time it works none of the time!

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By *allerthanaverage79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The magic watch is a good one, but quite long, go up say you have the latest smart watch, has apps for banking, shopping, tell you heart rate, breathing pattern, blood pressure, and it can even tell me what colour of knickers you have on!"

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

My other favourite is "I saw you from the other side of the room and I just had to come and tell you, that I'd suck a fart out your arse".

As you can no doubt all tell I'm very single. I think this is the real world equivalent of FAB's "DTF?" messages.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Guy in a bar says if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it

I say if it only fits in one hand you can keep it

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By *allerthanaverage79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Hopefully they play along and say go on then!

Do you look at it, press a button, look at them, look back at the watch and say "it says you're not wearing any? "

If she says no and flashes u it's a defo win, if she says that's amazing even better.

If she says Ur wrong you just say,ok -it's an hour fast!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one the other day.. are you batman? Cause im throbbin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one the other day.. are you batman? Cause im throbbin.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just like Arsenal, I start on top but finish 2nd..

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By *allerthanaverage79 OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Had one the other day.. are you batman? Cause im throbbin.. "

Love it! Did it work???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just like Arsenal, I start on top but finish 2nd.."

Hopefully they're not an arsenal fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one the other day.. are you batman? Cause im throbbin..

Love it! Did it work???"

Nope

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By *r. IrishMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Me and my friends used to have a competition to see who could come up with the worst chat up line.

I think I won with "I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U"

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Me and my friends used to have a competition to see who could come up with the worst chat up line.

I think I won with "I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U""

I would run a mile from that one. Make me think yer riddled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you my little toe?

Cos I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I've got

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By *dore meWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Baby, are you religious?

Cause I'm gonna part you like the red sea

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm not a dentist but I'd love to give you a filling "

Never heard this one before. Make me smile

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

M to F

"Do you know what would look good round my neck right now? Your thighs"

Or

" As long as I have a face you will have somewhere to sit"

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