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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tonight's classic said to my sub-two year-old was: "I want to hear some noise. Just sticking it in your mouth & sucking doesn't count." which came shortly after "Stop playing with your mother's jazzie & eat it."

Both had very mundane reasons, but they wouldn't be funny if I told you them.

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By *_mac55Couple
over a year ago

Perth

I went to the pub and asked the barmaid for a Double Entendre - so she smiled and gave me one......

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