FabSwingers.com forum: Turn offs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its that ying and yang thing

Big hairy feet, eek

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tattoos on faces, necks, legs and feet. Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose hair ..

Ear hair ..

Ugly shoes ..

Arrogance..

Noisy eaters ..

Messy eaters ..

Toilet selfies (Manky toilet bowls) ..

"Daddy" "milf" "yummy" being used ..

List is endless

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Hairy shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bigger instant ones

• Smokers

• Sweaty/oily/smelly body odour

• Peacocking (disrespecting we are a couple)

• Monitoring/checking their phone constantly

• Assuming they can use a camera

• Calling Miss crude/pet names without asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nose hair ..

Ear hair ..

Ugly shoes ..

Arrogance..

Noisy eaters ..

Messy eaters ..

Toilet selfies (Manky toilet bowls) ..

"Daddy" "milf" "yummy" being used ..

List is endless "
That's a lot of hair

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Nose hair ..

Ear hair ..

Ugly shoes ..

Arrogance..

Noisy eaters ..

Messy eaters ..

Toilet selfies (Manky toilet bowls) ..

"Daddy" "milf" "yummy" being used ..

List is endless "

Ugly shoes- 100% with you there. Even worse if dirty too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ugly shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty ears

Big massive long fake nails

Dodgy eyebrows

Hair up the bum crack

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By *urd no1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Long dirty nails

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Turkey teeth.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

People who message you and attach multiple pics of their genitals.

One is bad enough. But 6 pics of a, frankly, quite average penis does absolutely fuck all for me.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

When they message asking if you want this raging stauner!

Why cum at me angry. I've no even been a cheeky fucker to you yet

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

My Race being a fettish

Body odor

Disrespect

Calling me pet names and we aren't a couple or dating

Dirty nails on guys

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Smoking.. for health related reasons and just the smell of the houses and clothes and breath.

It's unbearable. I made excuses and left company because if it..

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By *nstant_classicMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fillers, turkey teeth, a tan so fake you need permission to walk past a chapel, septum piercing.

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Massively overdone pouty lips.

Too much makeup.

Bad accent (can't explain it, it can make the difference).

Lack of conversation.

Kissing using too much teeth.

I'm sure there's more but all I can think of right now.

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

Poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hygiene

Dirty nails

Yellow smokers teeth

Hairy balls and chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet and when people message saying ‘mmmmmm’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkey teeth."

I’m in with this one too.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The stereo-typical "sey" stuff. So uniformes such as nurse, Police etc. But espetially the School-girl thing, that just makes me think Why???

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards and bad hygiene

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Folks who use "lol" or "hehe"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly folk and smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly folk and smokers"

Agreed 100%

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
over a year ago

Bonnybridge

A cock and balls when you weren't expecting them ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant begging for Fabs on either status updates or the pic itself.

All part of Fab morphing more into Insta/FB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairy shoulders. "

I feel attacked here

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Hairy shoulders.

I feel attacked here

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake anything…boobs, teeth, bum, lips, hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk asking for drugs in their profile messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word daddy used in a sexual context

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs, I’m completely intolerant of them

Overly tattooed ~ face/neck

Intimate piercing, can’t explain why as I don’t know why!

Piss poor hygiene, pun intended

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

Any kind of drug related status-immediate block.

Smoking. Hate the smell and the taste. Sorry smokers!

Men who wear too tight short trousers and bare feet/ankles with shoes. Thankfully I think most Scottish men have more sense.

Anyone that’s too fake. Teeth, lips etc etc etc.

could go on but obviously the hygiene ones are surely a given

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dirty ears

Big massive long fake nails

Dodgy eyebrows

Hair up the bum crack "

The above plus nose/ear hair and snotters!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Over the lavvie cock pics.

Pretty sure the most recent one I was sent was last cleaned when Tutankhamen had a shite in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy bumhole pics and endless dic pick’s on a profile especially the ones turning purple because they have been squeezed that much

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Hair extensions.

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By *at-me-drink-meWoman
over a year ago

w.lothian.TAKE ME TO WONDERLAND

The term used abuse ruined or dirty slut being used in . 1st mail or any mail. Bad breath .men who say they are dom but think it means they get to treat women badly

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By *ub-seekerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Arrogance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be so direct but BO or a smelly pussy!

I know there are a hundred legitimate reasons before you all attack me, but there’s nothing worse…and sometimes people just need to wash.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Any kind of drug related status-immediate block.

Smoking. Hate the smell and the taste. Sorry smokers!

Men who wear too tight short trousers and bare feet/ankles with shoes. Thankfully I think most Scottish men have more sense.

Anyone that’s too fake. Teeth, lips etc etc etc.

could go on but obviously the hygiene ones are surely a given

You mentioned one of my biggest pet hates. Trousers wirh no socks. Esp if it's a suit. Looks ridiculous. Absolutely hate it. They have no clue how daft it looks.

Bad hygiene

Bad attitude

Barbie dolls

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By *at-me-drink-meWoman
over a year ago

w.lothian.TAKE ME TO WONDERLAND

Single male profiles sending photos in mail of them with women. Keep that for ur profile unless asked to send it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out.

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By *at-me-drink-meWoman
over a year ago

w.lothian.TAKE ME TO WONDERLAND

"Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out."

Aw well ul hate my profile divert ur eyes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out.

Aw well ul hate my profile divert ur eyes ."

Duly noted.

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By *at-me-drink-meWoman
over a year ago

w.lothian.TAKE ME TO WONDERLAND

"Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out.

Aw well ul hate my profile divert ur eyes .

Duly noted."

All good .bit like marmite love or hate

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Sorry to be so direct but BO or a smelly pussy!

I know there are a hundred legitimate reasons before you all attack me, but there’s nothing worse…and sometimes people just need to wash."

People with a very good sense of smell.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Endless pictures of the same cleavage pose. I guess it's the female version of the endless dick pics.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Crocs.....

Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....

However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Crocs.....

Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....

However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth."

People who wear them should get serious jait time.

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

Fake lips and ghosts, and the day i see a ghost with fake lips here im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters on here….and there’s plenty of them!

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hates a strong word - but here goes:

Fill in later - lazy, unimaginative people.

Forum users that are not verified or site supporters,

Rude people - hiding behind their keyboard,

Forum users that destroy the subject of the thread with their quips and stupid humour,

Sweat rash - ugh, boak,

Too many piercings - seriously,

Music added to the vids - your music choice sucks and ruins it.

Messy background in pics - tidy up and clean your house,

Run out of messages - just leave,

I’m a blah blah blah year old looking for men - you’re probably fake.

Incredibly long profiles that could be trimmed easily - yes we do read them and you’re boring,

If you like them fab them - probably not

Fab if you want to see more - mmmmm nah,

Meeting posted seeking men but profile blocks men - idiot,

Not responding to messages - yeah I get it you get hundreds - just delete the message I sent and I get the drift!

Ohh! Where did that come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest turn-offs…

Hairy back

Manky feet

Bad teeth

Pubes so long they could be braided

Dirty finger nails

Kissing like a face-hugger from Alien

Kissing like a timid wee mouse

Big silly fish lips

Stencilled eyebrows

Tango tan

The list goes on….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly folk and smokers"

Absolutely! Smellies wouldn’t get anywhere near!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that wears a bum bag. It’s 2023, those will never ever be acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to add:

Misogynists

Cum on face pics - gross!

No personality/charisma

Liars

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Hates a strong word - but here goes:

Fill in later - lazy, unimaginative people.

Forum users that are not verified or site supporters,

Rude people - hiding behind their keyboard,

Forum users that destroy the subject of the thread with their quips and stupid humour,

Sweat rash - ugh, boak,

Too many piercings - seriously,

Music added to the vids - your music choice sucks and ruins it.

Messy background in pics - tidy up and clean your house,

Run out of messages - just leave,

I’m a blah blah blah year old looking for men - you’re probably fake.

Incredibly long profiles that could be trimmed easily - yes we do read them and you’re boring,

If you like them fab them - probably not

Fab if you want to see more - mmmmm nah,

Meeting posted seeking men but profile blocks men - idiot,

Not responding to messages - yeah I get it you get hundreds - just delete the message I sent and I get the drift!

Ohh! Where did that come from

What about music verses as their status?

Fab this picture if you want to fuck?

Complaining about how many messages they have still to read?

Asking for someone to bring them fags or alcohol?

Asking for someone to buy them a supporters pass?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Forgot to add:

Misogynists

Cum on face pics - gross!

No personality/charisma

Liars

I cam definitely agree with liars. Especially when they are telling not even half a story to look like a victim. Not only are they lying but they are calling someone else a liar by doing it. Liars are definitely a waste of energy.

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs"

The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.

As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs"

Queefs are caused by physics not women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs.....

Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....

However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.

People who wear them should get serious jait time. "

love my crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs.....

Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....

However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.

People who wear them should get serious jait time.

love my crocs

I've always wanted a pair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs.....

Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....

However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.

People who wear them should get serious jait time.

love my crocs

I've always wanted a pair!

Haha go for it.. don’t care what they look like comfort is key. I’m wearing mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who do the fake sincerity / intimacy,lm your best friend schtick and underneath it there's no actual depth of feeling

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs

The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.

As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it."

I've heard yours also gives you a round of applause when you run.

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By *winga2Man
over a year ago

Stranraer

Pussy stubble yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy stubble yuk "

Do you prefer a full bush?

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Pussy stubble yuk "

I wouldn't say it's a turn off for me but definitely has potential to give your face a stubble rash.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Pussy stubble yuk "

It's a pain in the hole to shave it every day.

He'll take what's offered and like it.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Pussy stubble yuk "

Why Yuk? Maybe a preference for you, but yuk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there

I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there

I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason "

There's a few I'd eat though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there

I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason

There's a few I'd eat though

Is that bagels on your cock in your profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there

I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason

There's a few I'd eat though

Is that bagels on your cock in your profile pic?"

Why does everyone say bagel...

No it's 3 glazed donuts. Care for a bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there

I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason

There's a few I'd eat though

Is that bagels on your cock in your profile pic?

Why does everyone say bagel...

No it's 3 glazed donuts. Care for a bite?

You need to get some donuts with coloured glaze haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's an idea

*runs off naked to the bakery*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now there's an idea

*runs off naked to the bakery*"

Or sprinkles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here, photos of cocks without the foreskin pulled back. Whatcha hiding?

Or close up pics of precum, or discharge stretched between a woman's fingers. You're ovulating, love. Seen a few of those pics on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here, photos of cocks without the foreskin pulled back. Whatcha hiding?

Or close up pics of precum, or discharge stretched between a woman's fingers. You're ovulating, love. Seen a few of those pics on here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demanding

Self obsessed

Narrow minded

Pittying

Stressy

Brash

Harsh

Judgemental

Racists

Bigoted

Fascists

Misogynistic

Are all turn offs for me.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Manky teeth!

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Drug users

Feet

People who turn up to a meet pissed

People who don't read profiles.

Messages that just say meet now

And more importantly people who can't or won't take no for an answer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demanding

Self obsessed

Narrow minded

Pittying

Stressy

Brash

Harsh

Judgemental

Racists

Bigoted

Fascists

Misogynistic

Are all turn offs for me.

Petition to bring back the bagel pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demanding

Self obsessed

Narrow minded

Pittying

Stressy

Brash

Harsh

Judgemental

Racists

Bigoted

Fascists

Misogynistic

Are all turn offs for me.

Petition to bring back the bagel pic "

There DONUTS

it'd be easier if I just agreed and called them bagels I'm sure.

It's still available publicly

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !"

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

I can hear the clap clap clap “do you mind?” Clap clap clap clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Demanding

Self obsessed

Narrow minded

Pittying

Stressy

Brash

Harsh

Judgemental

Racists

Bigoted

Fascists

Misogynistic

Are all turn offs for me.

Petition to bring back the bagel pic

There DONUTS

it'd be easier if I just agreed and called them bagels I'm sure.

It's still available publicly

Hahaha, I'm only playing

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

I can hear the clap clap clap “do you mind?” Clap clap clap clap

Stumbling up the road to your man with brain damage...

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

I can hear the clap clap clap “do you mind?” Clap clap clap clap

Stumbling up the road to your man with brain damage...

And two red circles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live Love Laugh signs.

Tweety Pie tattoos

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Men who message with

"Tease me"

"Entertain me".

It's no Britain's Got Talent ya doss cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live Love Laugh signs.

Tweety Pie tattoos"

What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ?

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.

May help iron out my wrinkles

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Live Love Laugh signs.

Tweety Pie tattoos

What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ? "

I said that to a guy recently who sent me a supposedly sexy pic from the bath.

That would look better with a toaster in it

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Men who message with

"Tease me"

"Entertain me".

It's no Britain's Got Talent ya doss cunt!"

That's when you tell them their glasses make their ankles look fat then bring out the karaoke machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of all the above and the so called straight guys that only suck cock now and again

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.

May help iron out my wrinkles

A sandwich bag full of soup dragging across your face

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Most of all the above and the so called straight guys that only suck cock now and again "

Would you be more turned on if they sucked dick often? Or is the label of straight that turns you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The messages where they try to force a reply or arm twist . Like “ come on let’s get a drink “ or “ really hope to hear from you!! “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of all the above and the so called straight guys that only suck cock now and again

Would you be more turned on if they sucked dick often? Or is the label of straight that turns you off?"

I’m only into straight guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live Love Laugh signs.

Tweety Pie tattoos

What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ? "

Kinky but I'm willing to try anything once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live Love Laugh signs.

Tweety Pie tattoos

What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ?

I said that to a guy recently who sent me a supposedly sexy pic from the bath.

That would look better with a toaster in it

Excellent!

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs

The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.

As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it."

It is good that Irony is still a recognised thing on here. As for those things a woman has absolutely no control over... I mentioned none of those.

One thing a whistling-queefed lady could do is jam a couple of penny whistles in at the sides of her growler against my throbulator shaft, catch the air pressure and play a jig. I suppose it is the old "If you have been given a pile of Lemons... make some lemonade.."

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.

May help iron out my wrinkles

A sandwich bag full of soup dragging across your face"

You're really selling this to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs

The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.

As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it.

It is good that Irony is still a recognised thing on here. As for those things a woman has absolutely no control over... I mentioned none of those.

Throbulator shaft hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smokers

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.

May help iron out my wrinkles

A sandwich bag full of soup dragging across your face

You're really selling this to me."

If I had any charm or oracy I'd be winning.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Drug users

Feet

People who turn up to a meet pissed

People who don't read profiles.

Messages that just say meet now

And more importantly people who can't or won't take no for an answer x"

Dishonesty

Victim mentality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

The only time where boxing headgear is appropriate.. turning up for a pump full oan lucha libre

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !

...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69

The only time where boxing headgear is appropriate.. turning up for a pump full oan lucha libre

I have a lucha libre style mask if you need to borrow it.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Misandry

Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler

Big hairy tits

Vapers

Thongs

The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.

As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it.

It is good that Irony is still a recognised thing on here. As for those things a woman has absolutely no control over... I mentioned none of those.

Just a thought.....

If she can fit the wind section from an Irish pub band inside her when you are up there, maybe the problem isn't her size or talent.....

"Snapper" "growler" "hairy tits"..... mate, step outside the safari park when looking for someone to fuck with. Not kink shaming here at all but .....

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Love how this disussion veered from Turn-Offs to what I just don't like in general or the site.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill mannered people, shallow mindedness, disrespect and narrow minds turn me off amongst others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who do the fake sincerity / intimacy,lm your best friend schtick and underneath it there's no actual depth of feeling"
emotional form of prostitution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who find woman’s soiled knickers sexy…yuk ??

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Guys who find woman’s soiled knickers sexy…yuk ??"

You've just not found the right knickers

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Turn offs, eh?

My balls being sucked, comes immediately to mind, it does nothing for me. Matter of fact, am guaranteed to lose an erection.

Hairy foofs, that look like you could hide a Sasquatch in it. Yuck.

Oh aye, and a pet hate, wearing socks while shagging.

JUST. FUCKING. NO.

I thank you

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By *ide em cowgirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha oh so many esp on here

Getting sent dick pics when I haven’t ever met them.

Bad smelling people.

People who jump on the next available thing when you can’t jump and run to meet them after being I really really want to meet you(nope you just want your hole next…)

Being called anything Derogatory when they don’t know me (filthy/dirty/whore/slut)

When we fucking? Let’s fuck messages.

Quiet sex just nope you better sound like you’re enjoying yourself.

Getting too much oral (my mind wonders)

Guys focused on making you squirt or in fact when a guy is too focused on anything rather than living in the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk who only join fab to make money. Aye im gonna subscribe to yer premium…. Not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad kissers..

you know the like the ones when the tongue feels like its trying tae dart doon the back of your throat , or the ones that drown ye naebody likes to feel like their drowning , the ones that feel like they're having a race wae themselves !!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Being asked what turns me off!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bad teeth

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

People who blatantly ignore the wee pop up from Fab to tell them they've sent several messages already, all of which have been dinghied, and asks if they're sure they want to persist in being an annoying cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

False teeth beside the bed

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"False teeth beside the bed

Do you prefer them hanging off your foreskin?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

When someone thinks "drinks and pizza" really means "fuck n go". (He left without a fuck pretty soon after arrival).

Some usernames on here.

The promise of THE MOST AMAZING orgasms by receiving never ending oral.

"What are you into" / "What will you be wearing" - get your wank material elsewhere.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
over a year ago

A Chippy Near You...

What about -

"Face and cock pics a MUST or NO meet!"

Naw hen, just naw... ?? If I wanted to do porn, I'd emigrate to Budapest. Or Govanhill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Bad manners . Cost nothing to be polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad manners . Cost nothing to be polite"

Exactly least ive replied

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

People who want to "meet now" without even knowing what I look like, aka any hole's a goal.

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Why thank you maybe I'll say Hi lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"False teeth beside the bed

Do you prefer them hanging off your foreskin?

"
I prefer them in there heid

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By *ariemike11Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Halitosis!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Halitosis!"

Aye. When they smell like they've been licking their dog's arsehole it can ruin the mood.

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By *halquoneMan
over a year ago

alva

"People who message you and attach multiple pics of their genitals.

One is bad enough. But 6 pics of a, frankly, quite average penis does absolutely fuck all for me."

When I do dick pictures it’s to put a smile on your face.I can almost guarantee it gets a giggle!

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

"Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied

Chances are they're social inadequates anyway!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Bareback pics on single people's profiles.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Feet and when people message saying ‘mmmmmm’ "

Absolutely this, actually cannot reply to "mmmmm". What am I supposed to say to that?

Also feet. Yuck. Pretty shoes, I'm all for but not interested in the toes inside at all

MrsAbz

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied

I quite like seeing this in a pic though when a woman is giving the guy a bj and you see the view from his POV. Spent many a morning pondering over a coffee who they remind me of. Latest one made her look like David Bellamy.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Facial hair is a big turn off for me

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple
over a year ago

Ardrossan

"The word daddy used in a sexual context "

Yeah something creepy about that.

Also words like whore tramp bitch.

I treat people with respect and expect the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The use of filters.

It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all

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By *arksiedMan
over a year ago

dunfermline

Pushy people

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"The use of filters.

It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all

This, making yourself look like a cartoon is not attractive.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

The Sydney University and the other warnings about using their pictures or whatever that pish says

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"The use of filters.

It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all

This, making yourself look like a cartoon is not attractive."

Yeah. I'd be worried a guy would turn up and try and shag my dug if all he'd done is fabbed pics of women with the ears and noses on their pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy women, not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The use of filters.

It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all

This, making yourself look like a cartoon is not attractive.

Yeah. I'd be worried a guy would turn up and try and shag my dug if all he'd done is fabbed pics of women with the ears and noses on their pics."

Your poor dog would be like “oh no not again”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who find woman’s soiled knickers sexy…yuk ??

You've just not found the right knickers

"
so true

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Adults describing themselves as "naughty"

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

People who are nasty after writing a nice message, polite no's are readily excepted gracefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of daddy/mummy/breastfeeding/age play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adults describing themselves as "naughty""

or even worse "nawty" oh and "gawjus"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty fingernails. Men or women

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Women (applicable to men) no matter how good looking they are who have multiple pics of getting some lieberwurst without a wrapping on it!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Greasy hair and smelling of fried food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kind of daddy/mummy/breastfeeding/age play "

Just makes me think of Bitty from little Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking me to get under the covers for a special treat and then Dutch ovening me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kind of daddy/mummy/breastfeeding/age play

Just makes me think of Bitty from little Britain

I was happy to have forgotten that existed til now! Argh!! Exactly like that

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

"Adults describing themselves as "naughty"

or even worse "nawty" oh and "gawjus" "

Well, any kind of poor spelling and grammar is a turn off if intentional.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Ignorance

The use of the word “Professional” in a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Want sucked”

No pic not even a hi how r u ? Or any kind of chat like that

Annoys the hell out of me

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Women (applicable to men) no matter how good looking they are who have multiple pics of getting some lieberwurst without a wrapping on it!"

This made me lol

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Photos with loads of writing & comments all over them. "....Not my husband... filthy, slut wife fucked by BBC in every hole.." and all that pish.

I should be looking at you in the pic and (hopefully) getting aroused. Not feel like I'm reading an 18+ version of the Beano.

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Passive aggressive profiles

Using the word "uze"

Any mention of being called Daddy

People that call themselves "hot" "fit" or "attractive" I appreciate their confidence but we all find different people attractive

Zero humour/banter/random chat or general daftness and lightheartedness

Feet (just naw)

Cat people. Dogs are better!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Folk who always have to get the last word.

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