FabSwingers.com forum: Things you never knew annoyed you till they did

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who work there smart phones with their middle finger

Why just why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When adults say Pleece instead of Police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When adults say Pleece instead of Police "

Isn’t it Polis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry another phone one , walking around having a conversation on loudspeaker, unless its broken WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't give you a wee wave to say thanks when you give them space to get past you whilst driving

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

100%. Why has everyone, except me, started saying 100% for something that is definite or certain?

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By *easertam4Man
over a year ago

Kilsyth

Folk not hanging up and waiting for you to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100%. Why has everyone, except me, started saying 100% for something that is definite or certain?"

100% annoying

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"100%. Why has everyone, except me, started saying 100% for something that is definite or certain?

100% annoying

110% for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When adults say Pleece instead of Police "

Woop woop its the sound of the pleece

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Sorry another phone one , walking around having a conversation on loudspeaker, unless its broken WTF

So much this, its a phone not a walkie talkie!

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

Motorhomes and their owners. 'I pay road tax, so basically I can go/stop/amble/park overnight/camp/empty my toilet cassette (if I even use one) wherever I want'.

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By *ustaman85Man
over a year ago

here and there

this is my kinda thread

people that ask on facebook ‘what time does a shop close’

GOOGLE IT

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

People who sit in the middle lane off the motorway when it's empty and going slow

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

People on thier phone when getting served in a shop

When people are driving in front of you and swerving all over the road ...either d*unk or using thier phone

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"People who sit in the middle lane off the motorway when it's empty and going slow "

Fucks me right off!

I've actually circled a car on a motorway and they didn't even realise I'd done it... fucking hilarious...

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

People who take up the whole path and expect you to move out the way when you are by yourself. Lucky the fuck wits don't get dumped in the canal!!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

these are for the ladies..

Men that just walk into you as if you font exist!

Men that expect you to move, regardless of how wide a path is!

Men that need validation that a fact is correct even though you have already told them that fact already.

I could go on....

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Sorry another phone one , walking around having a conversation on loudspeaker, unless its broken WTF

There was a guy wandering around Mango yesterday doing this, half cut and trying to find a blouse for his wife

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Sorry another phone one , walking around having a conversation on loudspeaker, unless its broken WTF

There was a guy wandering around Mango yesterday doing this, half cut and trying to find a blouse for his wife

So he said. Big girls blouse

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By *aul469xMan
over a year ago

Dumfries

"People who don't give you a wee wave to say thanks when you give them space to get past you whilst driving

That annoys me too.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

People thinking that their day and problems are more important than yours that they don’t message to say they’re running late and can’t meet. It literally takes 30 seconds to send a message.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

People....generally women who wait till all their shopping is through and then start looking for their purse . .....

ffs you've had the last 15 minutes in the queue to sort yersell ooot.....

And relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow people. Especially slow people who have no spatial awareness or concept of other people in their general vicinity. I’m not talking about old or infirm or cyclists whom I have all the time in the world for btw. I’m really talking about people that take the whole shopping aisle to dawdle around in, parking their trolley in the way. I’m talking about the group of three people that string themselves abreast across the pavement then walk at a snails pace. The car drivers that do 35 mph everywhere…including in a 20.

Need a lie down now

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

"People....generally women who wait till all their shopping is through and then start looking for their purse . .....

ffs you've had the last 15 minutes in the queue to sort yersell ooot.....

And relax

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Sorry another phone one , walking around having a conversation on loudspeaker, unless its broken WTF

There was a guy wandering around Mango yesterday doing this, half cut and trying to find a blouse for his wife

So he said. Big girls blouse

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"People....generally women who wait till all their shopping is through and then start looking for their purse . .....

ffs you've had the last 15 minutes in the queue to sort yersell ooot.....

And relax

That gives you an extra 5 mins to check out their arse though.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Folk moaning about their partner's and taking them for granted when they don't realise they've got a good one.

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Glasgowish

OMG this post is my home

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"People....generally women who wait till all their shopping is through and then start looking for their purse . .....

ffs you've had the last 15 minutes in the queue to sort yersell ooot.....

And relax

And those who sit in the car at the petrol station kiosk rummaging through their bag looking for a way to pay for their fuel.

G00gle pay is a wonderful thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk their dogs using one of those almost like fishing line invisible leads and let it go for miles. I’ve tripped twice on one

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By *ittyScritchesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Folk having very loud conversations in the steam room. You're only two feet away from each other, you don't need to yell and some of us are trying to relax kkthx.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Priests that park in the disabled bay in Tesco's,arrrggg

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By *abidosieMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"this is my kinda thread

people that ask on facebook ‘what time does a shop close’

GOOGLE IT "

Anyone, anywhere who asks a questions to which the answer is 'would you like me to Google that for you'

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By *abidosieMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"People who take up the whole path and expect you to move out the way when you are by yourself. Lucky the fuck wits don't get dumped in the canal!!"

Been so tempted

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By *abidosieMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sorry another phone one , walking around having a conversation on loudspeaker, unless its broken WTF

There was a guy wandering around Mango yesterday doing this, half cut and trying to find a blouse for his wife

Guy in Costco today on speaker, person at other end asks a questions, guy on phone repeats it, his wife answers, guy the repeats the answer. Hand her the phone!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"People who walk their dogs using one of those almost like fishing line invisible leads and let it go for miles. I’ve tripped twice on one"

I nearly ran over a wee spaniel the other day because the stupid cow of an owner let it wander off the pavement on it's lead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who walk their dogs using one of those almost like fishing line invisible leads and let it go for miles. I’ve tripped twice on one

I nearly ran over a wee spaniel the other day because the stupid cow of an owner let it wander off the pavement on it's lead."

I've seen you drive, the dog was probably safer on the road.

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By *unForrestRunMan
over a year ago

North Ayrshire.

Wee yappy dogs (always the smallest dog possible, wee dog syndrome) on extending leads that always want to have a go on your ankles as you run past.

One woman was that oblivious to me having to run onto a busy main road to get past the offending rat , that I had to stop and shout at her to control her f*cking dog in future.

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"People who take up the whole path and expect you to move out the way when you are by yourself. Lucky the fuck wits don't get dumped in the canal!!"

This... I just accept Brits have zero manners

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Being tailgated on bendy roads in the rain or fog. I get it you're using my car as your guide.

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

People not knowing how to use a roundabout

Not knowing what a box junction is and blocking roadways entrances

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Every single day there are people parked in the disabled spaces outside my gym that do not have blue badges on display. If you can manage to do a full 90 min workout you can walk a few extra steps to a regular bay. Arsehole behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those not so man friendly Deodorants with the bloody twisty top , eeeekkkkk

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By *ornyjay697777Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

People who stop in the middle of a shop entrance door to check in their handbag or have a conversation. You’ve literally got the whole car park or shop to do that, don’t do that at the only narrow bit and then look at you like your in the wrong when you struggle to get by

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By *ornyjay697777Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Also, when your standing in a shop queue with one person serving for ages then when your next and just about to get served they call for more people to come serve. Like could you not have done that 5 - 10mins ago?

Maybe I should just stay away from shops. That’s 2 moans in 2mins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who walk their dogs using one of those almost like fishing line invisible leads and let it go for miles. I’ve tripped twice on one"

I know I shouldn't, but I did actually lol at this. Sorry.

I do agree with the slow walkers and the folk needing to pay for things, both wind me up.

As does the word yous. It's used all the time now, so probably seems really petty, but I fecking hate it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife talking about work for 2 hours every night!

As if I give a shit………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that cant park there motor within the lines. I can imagine what their colouring in books looked like a child you know just a red n green monstrosity on the page

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peter crouch

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

People who don't indicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Corgans voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That guy that takes up both armrests at the cinema,

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ppl who don’t close gates after them

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

People

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I've always know this but those arseholes who throw food on to the pavement. Some tear has just thrown the rrmaind of a fish supper onto the street, there was a huge flock of gulls fighting over it.

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By *aughtyjamesMan
over a year ago

Inverclyde

Yeah, this is becoming a trend. Very annoying. Use earbuds

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Personal trainers who occupy a number machines/benches/weights in the gym regardless of the sign that says "don't hog the equipment"...they make it worse by spending more time talking to their client than making him/her work out

Folks who sit in the middle lane of the motorway for no apparent reasons and those who say "for sure "

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By *ifer67Man
over a year ago

markinch

People who use super to describe everything. Super cute, super excited, super horny. Oh and those who use the word unique incorrectly! It can't be super unique!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car and van drivers who overtake and use the wing mirror to drive into your lane and you have to brake because they are too close to you when in actual fact they are supposed to use the rear mirror which will then make their vehicle further away to avoid collision !!!

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

People waiting to cross a road but too busy looking at their phone instead of looking for a gap in the traffic.

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By *ossauMan
over a year ago

Perth

"People who don't give you a wee wave to say thanks when you give them space to get past you whilst driving

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By *ouie69Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

People who leave all the stuff on the table in Mcdonalds for the staff to clear away

People who drive there kids to school in the car when they live within walking distance

Slow walkers in shopping centres there should be a lane system like a motorway so you can overtake

God i could go on all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People glued to smart phones was or for dinner look about conversation is dead replaced by an app!

Changing the rotation of the toilet roll on the wall holder- why just why!

Bin men(or women) leaving bins at different houses

Our total lack of meaningful recycling in this country

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

Anyone in Glenrothes using one of the 4,000,000 roundabouts. Absolute fucktards the lot of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can't recall there dog and let there dog charge other dogs and then say there friendly

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By *ee and KLCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

People who don’t say thank you when you’ve waited and held a door open for them…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 hour forum ban

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who take there landyards too seriously,its not a fekin fbi badge mate

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