FabSwingers.com forum: Things kids say........

By *olly Gentle Giant OP Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

A friend emailed this anecdote..........

A preacher was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now - as every Pastor knows - asking questions during children's sermons is crucial; but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can be a double-edged sward

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"Well, I don't know what it is but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"A friend emailed this anecdote..........

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand.

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"Well, I don't know what it is but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

By *riggsboy123Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was watching tv once with my friends little girl and michelle mcmanus was on. She pointed and said "big fat momma". I thought that wasnt bad for a 5 year old.