FabSwingers.com forum: Take the closest thing to your right,and shove it up the arse of the person above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Little bit of fun for a Friday,who knows you may find a fab friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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It would be either my glasses or a glass cup….you get a choice

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A cushion.

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

A knitting needle...ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp

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By *eachy400Woman
over a year ago

Muiravonside

A sun lounger lol

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nosey

A fishing net

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A note pad and pencil

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

bathgate

A packet of Crispy M&M's

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By *nswingfifeCouple
over a year ago

neverland

Jesus, an empty Glass. A & E here we come...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mirror.

Some would find their head up there but I'm sure you're perfectly lovely

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

My dog! He is only about 6 inches tall so could have been worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog! He is only about 6 inches tall so could have been worse

Woof

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple
over a year ago

Clydebank

"My dog! He is only about 6 inches tall so could have been worse

Woof

lol

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A 660ml bottle of Haverlee lager

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

I’m so so sorry, it’s the entire corner suite. Take it ya wee bitch

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

I’m so so sorry, it’s the entire corner suite. Take it ya wee bitch

Erm. It's my bedroom window. I'll clean it first. Wee bit of lube and you're golden fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

I’m so so sorry, it’s the entire corner suite. Take it ya wee bitch

Erm. It's my bedroom window. I'll clean it first. Wee bit of lube and you're golden fella.

Leiaorgana's phone. Ring ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowl of prawn cocktail crisps.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mint source shower gel

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By *he ScorpiosCouple
over a year ago

fife

A radiator how hot is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan."

It stings though. First, and only time I ever washed my foreskin with that fucker

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan."

Unfortunately it's a plate with a steak and chips on it... That's going to hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan.

Unfortunately it's a plate with a steak and chips on it... That's going to hurt!

I'm off anal so will be funny having some meat in my arse again.

Barry M nail polish (velvet Red to be precise).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan.

Unfortunately it's a plate with a steak and chips on it... That's going to hurt!

I'm off anal so will be funny having some meat in my arse again.

Barry M nail polish (velvet Red to be precise)."
sorry I've changed seat's,its now a small cactus oofftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of cider "

Oh dear! It’s the rest of my toblerone. Il enjoy this…

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By *ill I wont IMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Xbox controller … oooft lol

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sky remote

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

My phone but you're in luck, it's set to vibrate for all notifications and, and play here comes the sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

Tug him off then.

My glasses. Just to see if the eloquent words that come out of your mouth do start in your erse.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

Tug him off then.

My glasses. Just to see if the eloquent words that come out of your mouth do start in your erse. "
A Hotub (I’m in the garden) lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

Tug him off then.

My glasses. Just to see if the eloquent words that come out of your mouth do start in your erse. A Hotub (I’m in the garden) lol "

My boabie, I'm tpyni eflt hnaedd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my dog, do I have to?

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A small bottle of Medical Grade Olive Oil, from the last time I had blocked ears

Mandy

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A hot cup of coffee shoved up yer ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold."

Snap. A big cushion for you too.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold.

Snap. A big cushion for you too. "

A drum full of wet washing.

If anyone would like to hang it out for me it would be very much appreciated.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold.

Snap. A big cushion for you too.

A drum full of wet washing.

If anyone would like to hang it out for me it would be very much appreciated. "

On a domesticated front here “Kitchen Sink full of plates and cutlery”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote.. sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bottle of red Kola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kettlebell.

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A floor standing lamp, it’s about 6ft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A large bottle of madri

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

TV remote

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"TV remote "

^Ooooo Madri.

A fence post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fluffy red blanket

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A roll of wrapping paper, better get the lube ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guitar

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

lanarkshire

A Hb pencil .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Hb pencil .

Let me sharpen that for you. It's my party trick

My cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my 1l water bottle, brace yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely flute of prosecco

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It’s a virgin remote control be gentle with it .

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

It's a washing up brush handle. You'll probably enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A tub of feather down pillow spray

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Annan

Headphones ...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Headphones ...

A charger cable, it's plugged in. Ouchie.

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Angus

You’re getting my guitar up the hoop. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deodorant tin.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Cajun chicken pastie

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Only thing on my right is Mrs sofadesroyer

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A coffee machine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My hard hat ooooffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my special Star Wars Rogue One heat sensitive coffee mug!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv remote. Sorry mate. I’ll warm you up first

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"My hard hat ooooffftttt "

Your helmet ain't going anywhere near my *.

A pair of sunglasses.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

"My hard hat ooooffftttt

Your helmet ain't going anywhere near my *.

A pair of sunglasses. "

Garden table...ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hard hat ooooffftttt

Your helmet ain't going anywhere near my *.

A pair of sunglasses.

Garden table...ouch"

My work radio.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Garden hoe, sorry I'll be gentle

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"Garden hoe, sorry I'll be gentle"

Can of ginger beer ... sorry

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By *rMountain1976Man
over a year ago

Alloa

A bread knife with a serrated edge. I apologise in advance.

Shall I call the ambulance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of irnbru extra sorry

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