FabSwingers.com forum: Get it off your chest!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No not your tight fitting top...Have a rant...get on your soap box, wag yer finger and tell em like it is...

Right now i canny think of anything bar being pissed off i had to tick British on my fucking passport! Im Scottish...not British and never will consider myself such...what im European...of the world...where do you draw the line and it ain't no dig at any sectarian shit either coz just like the Murphy's-im not bitter. Im sure i will have more to add once my brain kicks in..been up since 5 and couldn't get back to sleep...even after a wank....so got up and had coffee and 3 slice of toast...anyhoo get RANTIN!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm tired and grumpy thanks to a 15 week old Rottie pup who is now lying on his bed snoring. My messages seen to be all about sex, sex and more sex this morning and I hate the word "c***t". Phew I feel so much better for that. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

INDICATORS !!!! There on the car for the sole purpose to tell us non telepathic humans where yer going...Fucking use em!!!

Ahhhhh better..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potholes. We pay for them getting filled and they are getting worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im making a chocolate cake with chocolate ganashe for my sons birthday today and diet wont allow me to dip my finger iin ,who invented feckin cakes

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

BLOODY ROOSTER - across the road has a hen coup with 2 tipsters that reckon start there cock-a-feckin-doodle-doping at 200AM and it's still going.

GONNAE SHUT THE FECK UP

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

People who don't say please and thanks.

People who don't acknowledge you holding a door open for them.

People who say "have fun" as your going to a dentist or some other shitty scenario.

People who are too "nice"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Why do people assume lorries can fecking stop in 5 feet!!! And lorries don't fit in the space for a bloody car either - if here isn't enough room for both of you, be polite and let the big one through!!! It's not bloody rocket science!!

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys not lifting the feckin lid when going to the loo

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

listening to all the wingers and rants on a daily basis on here ...don't worry be happy oppps thats another post

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

".don't worry be happy oppps thats another post

BOLT !

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

GGGGGGGrrrrrrrrr at people who moan , dont sweat the small stuff

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"GGGGGGGrrrrrrrrr at people who moan , dont sweat the small stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day one of no smoking... need I say anymore

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

".don't worry be happy oppps thats another post

BOLT !

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Aww ya luv me really Mwahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day one of no smoking... need I say anymore

"
good luck 3rd week here ecigs really help wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day one of no smoking... need I say anymore

good luck 3rd week here ecigs really help wonders

Well done you!!! yes have got the ecig/patches and gum lol. My Carbon monoxide reading was 27 when I went for the test yesterday made me feel sick. Hope you kick the habit xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a gorgeous little kitten from whyso on here and the stupid dog won't stop barking at it! He just sits about 6 inches from it and woof woof woof - wouldn't even mind so much but he's a movies scotia duck tolling retriever and he has a really high pitched bark - my heed is burstin

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a gorgeous little kitten from whyso on here and the stupid dog won't stop barking at it! He just sits about 6 inches from it and woof woof woof - wouldn't even mind so much but he's a movies scotia duck tolling retriever and he has a really high pitched bark - my heed is burstin

xxx"

Stupid auto correct A novia scotia duck tolling retriever grrrrrr lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

xxx

Stupid auto correct A novia scotia duck tolling retriever grrrrrr lol "

Shall we add auto correct to your list too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xxx

Stupid auto correct A novia scotia duck tolling retriever grrrrrr lol

Shall we add auto correct to your list too?

Yes please

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By *rusMan
over a year ago

glasgow

People who use the word "yous".

It's YOU the plural of you is still bloody YOU.

Phew that's better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconsiderate wanker on the road!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who private mail others to moan about what they have posted in the forums.......get a grip ffs!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

xxx

Stupid auto correct A novia scotia duck tolling retriever grrrrrr lol

Shall we add auto correct to your list too?

Yes please

Ok, done. Anything else you'd like to add?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx"

Who can blame him for falling asleep on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx

Who can blame him for falling asleep on you?

Are you saying I'm boring??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx

Who can blame him for falling asleep on you?

Are you saying I'm boring??

Nope, if you wore me out I couldn't think of many places better to rest my weary head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx

Who can blame him for falling asleep on you?

Are you saying I'm boring??

Nope, if you wore me out I couldn't think of many places better to rest my weary head

Well I do have 2 rather soft pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who use the forums instead of private mail for pointless flirting

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx

Who can blame him for falling asleep on you?

Are you saying I'm boring??

Nope, if you wore me out I couldn't think of many places better to rest my weary head

Well I do have 2 rather soft pillows

My point entirely

and they do look very nice

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"people who use the forums instead of private mail for pointless flirting

People who post just to stir it - nice body though

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"people who use the forums instead of private mail for pointless flirting

People who post just to stir it - nice body though

Says the lady with great legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad spelling, bad grammar,

Bad drivers, inconsiderate people.

Football supporters, bigots,

Politicians

Wannabe celebs.

Bad music, bad acting

And the list goes on

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Bad spelling, bad grammar,

Bad drivers, inconsiderate people.

Football supporters, bigots,

Politicians

Wannabe celebs.

Bad music, bad acting

And the list goes on "

I agree with all of that lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Feckin hip that won't heal, legs that won't work, feet the size of footballs and can't get a pair of shoes on, not eating, not sleeping, not shagging....can anything else go wrong?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Feckin hip that won't heal, legs that won't work, feet the size of footballs and can't get a pair of shoes on, not eating, not sleeping, not shagging....can anything else go wrong?

I could add to your woes by cuddling you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry and the kitty is asleep on me and I don't want to disturb him as he looks so sweet

lol xx

Who can blame him for falling asleep on you?

Are you saying I'm boring??

Nope, if you wore me out I couldn't think of many places better to rest my weary head

Well I do have 2 rather soft pillows

My point entirely

and they do look very nice

Well i guess 'nice' is one way of describing them

lolol

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Feckin hip that won't heal, legs that won't work, feet the size of footballs and can't get a pair of shoes on, not eating, not sleeping, not shagging....can anything else go wrong?

Ever thought of supporting Hibs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate woman drivers no gonny make me very popular however come on woman lmao

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"people who use the forums instead of private mail for pointless flirting

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

"Feckin hip that won't heal, legs that won't work, feet the size of footballs and can't get a pair of shoes on, not eating, not sleeping, not shagging....can anything else go wrong?

Ever thought of supporting Hibs"

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

guys who think they can shag the mrs without an introduction or a simple hi ...... Fk them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will only be purely scottish cunt if you vote and get independence... bad move but there you go...nice name btw...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Feckin hip that won't heal, legs that won't work, feet the size of footballs and can't get a pair of shoes on, not eating, not sleeping, not shagging....can anything else go wrong?

Ever thought of supporting Hibs

too far Gadge!!! you will have to accept the challenge now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You will only be purely scottish cunt if you vote and get independence... bad move but there you go...nice name btw... "

Fanks...i thought as a friend got banned for 5 days for calling me a cheeky cunt which by the way isnt a bad thing-now she and others can call me cunt, for by the wonders of fab deed poll its my nom de plume haha

Like it or lump it i am purely Scottish ...born in the aptly named rotten row (where all the best rotters were) and born to Weegie born parentals from Weegie born grandparentals kinda makes me a native.....as for independence being a bad move...im not so sure but i think as a nation we should be allowed to at least fuck things up for ourselves instead of London dictating where who why and when we should get fucked up...

I think Scotland will vote yes...im not anti English/Welsh/Irish....im just pro Scottish !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will only be purely scottish cunt if you vote and get independence... bad move but there you go...nice name btw...

I think Scotland will vote yes...im not anti English/Welsh/Irish....im just pro Scottish !

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Hate woman drivers no gonny make me very popular however come on woman lmao "

25 and going to remain horny I suspect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"INDICATORS !!!! There on the car for the sole purpose to tell us non telepathic humans where yer going...Fucking use em!!!

Ahhhhh better.."

This and people who don't move into slow lane after overtaking! Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad spelling, bad grammar,

Bad drivers, inconsiderate people.

Football supporters, bigots,

Politicians

Wannabe celebs.

Bad music, bad acting

And the list goes on "

are football supporters and bigots not the same thing??

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