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"I'm always up for a massage "That's Mrs speaking. Mr here is crippled with sciatica right now so would be interested as well. | |||
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"I'm always up for a massage
That's Mrs speaking.
Mr here is crippled with sciatica right now so would be interested as well. "Drop me a message and we can get something sorted | |||
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"First thing you should have been taught is that a masseuse is a female massage therapist. A male massage therapist is a masseur. " Sorry buddy, hope your having a fantastic day | |||
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"First thing I was taught that the term masseur or masseuse has connotations with paying for a hand shandy. Massage therapist sounds more professional." Okay well going forward I will use the massage therapist term lol | |||
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"First thing I was taught that the term masseur or masseuse has connotations with paying for a hand shandy. Massage therapist sounds more professional. Okay well going forward I will use the massage therapist term lol" Well done 
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"Anyone else interested?" My job means i always have knots in my upper back and shoulders and tension in lower back | |||
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"Haha glad you liked it Looks like you will have your hands full "Any chance u could mail me.iv tried to mail u but you have blocked women.i have a question to ask u | |||
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"Anyone else interested? My job means i always have knots in my upper back and shoulders and tension in lower back" That’s definitely something I can help out with then | |||
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"First thing you should have been taught is that a masseuse is a female massage therapist. A male massage therapist is a masseur. " Haha brilliant | |||
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"Right who's up for a nice slow relaxing massage don't be shy now message me privately "Your surely no trying to cut my grass? | |||
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"Right who's up for a nice slow relaxing massage don't be shy now message me privately
Your surely no trying to cut my grass?"Ha ha ha Brilliant.
"Hawl cunt....away an offer yer oily wank massage on yer on thread!" | |||
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"Right who's up for a nice slow relaxing massage don't be shy now message me privately
Your surely no trying to cut my grass?
Ha ha ha Brilliant.
"Hawl cunt....away an offer yer oily wank massage on yer on thread!"" | |||
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"Did anyone actually get a massage, asking for a friend " iv had 2 | |||
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"Did anyone actually get a massage, asking for a friend iv had 2" That's just greedy | |||
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"Did anyone actually get a massage, asking for a friend iv had 2 That's just greedy "Im a greedy lady who loves to be oiled up and rubbed down | |||
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"Did anyone actually get a massage, asking for a friend iv had 2 That's just greedy
Im a greedy lady who loves to be oiled up and rubbed down"And so you should, every single day  | |||
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"Did anyone actually get a massage, asking for a friend iv had 2 That's just greedy
Im a greedy lady who loves to be oiled up and rubbed downAnd so you should, every single day "If i could be oiled up and rubbed down every day i would . Stressful job very busy and hands on so always tense and a massage relaxes my anxiety breaks the ice and may or may not get me horny  | |||
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"We were turned down, only giving them to women apparently, not men or couples. " | |||
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"Same here. Told us it was just for women so clearly hidden agenda "  | |||
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"Same here. Told us it was just for women so clearly hidden agenda " Hidden agenda? My profile says straight, what’s hidden about that? | |||
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"Same here. Told us it was just for women so clearly hidden agenda " Maybe, just maybe he wants to slide his massage oil d | |||
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"Same here. Told us it was just for women so clearly hidden agenda " Maybe, just maybe he wants to slide his massage oil dispenser into a woman's warm and wet /^\. | |||
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"Same here. Told us it was just for women so clearly hidden agenda Hidden agenda? My profile says straight, what’s hidden about that?" I think they could be referring to your open message op | |||
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"Same here. Told us it was just for women so clearly hidden agenda Hidden agenda? My profile says straight, what’s hidden about that?" Hidden agenda as in your keen to labour the point that it’s not a sexual service and you just want to improve your massage skills but then when a couple message you say it’s only for the females. What would you highlighting that you’re straight have to do with it if it’s not a sexual service. Just clearing things up but you bash on, nothing to do with us | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? " I can trim a bush if anyone in need | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? I can trim a bush if anyone in need "Aldi was out of razors today. Bring your chainsaw. | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? " Gave me an idea there ! Fabtradespeople. Get done twice once with the price | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? " Well apparently not as OP has confirmed that there is no hidden agenda and that’s it’s a straight up non sexual massage with nothing expected or wanted….. | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? I can trim a bush if anyone in need
Aldi was out of razors today.
Bring your chainsaw."And my sharping stone just in case they go blunt | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol" Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. " Think u will find only fems he will do | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do "confirmed he is looking for a shag! | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag! "Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!! | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!"Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought! | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!
Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought!"Imagine someone saying that they're looking to massage anyone because they're needing practice as they're training to be qualified in sports massage! Chancer! | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!
Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought!
Imagine someone saying that they're looking to massage anyone because they're needing practice as they're training to be qualified in sports massage!
Chancer! "I’m still waiting on the answer of my question Is it free OR charge. I sure hope it’s not the latter. It’s not a sex service? Ffs your verification summary answers that. NEXT | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do "Maybe he should reflect that in the post as he states looking for anyone. | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? " Yes no probs get in touch I'm a plumber | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? Yes no probs get in touch I'm a plumber "Funny quote fellas | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? Yes no probs get in touch I'm a plumber "Hahaha | |||
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"Here's the thing.... Does anyone actually contact a man (it's almost always a man, let's be honest) offering any service on here and genuinely expect there not to be a catch? When your lavvie is blocked or your heating is fucked, do you think "I know...I'll just pop onto Fab and see if the anyone can fit in a home visit in between gang bangs and dogging"? Yes no probs get in touch I'm a plumber "Nip round and clean ma pipes oot, eh? | |||
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"Hi there, I’m currently taking courses to become a qualified masseuse, specialising in sports massage but in time I will be learning different massage techniques. I’m on the look out for anyone that would be looking for a massage, free or charge. This is not a sex service, I will stay fully clothed for the duration and I do not expect anything in return nor do I want it. Fee free to message me privately if interested Cheers" If you get the chance, do Lomi Lomi. The burds will love it! | |||
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"Also, can some guys who have had a massage from OP give some feedback? It's one thing giving a fluffy relaxing massage and giving a deep tissue sports massage for recovery. " I wouldnt say it was for recovery | |||
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"Also, can some guys who have had a massage from OP give some feedback? It's one thing giving a fluffy relaxing massage and giving a deep tissue sports massage for recovery. I wouldnt say it was for recovery" I kinda get that feeling after reading the thread. I thought he was a legit massage therapist. I've got oils and I give an amazing rub down but I'll not be attacking the back of any powerlifters. I need a legit massage therapist that does legit massage. Nevermind. | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!
Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought!"I thought it was sports massage age open to anyone.... So when you qualify as sports Massage professional you will only massage ladies because you are straight? | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!
Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought!
I thought it was sports massage age open to anyone.... So when you qualify as sports Massage professional you will only massage ladies because you are straight? "In the context of where I am advertising my services I don’t really think I’m being unreasonable, I could see your point if I was trying to start a business but when it comes down to it, this is a sex site, for sexual relationships/encounters, I’m merely offering something a little different to others on this site Fab strikes again though, place is full of absolute wet wipes lol | |||
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"The problem seems to be an underhandedness about your posting and that’s why people are having an issue with it. You say that it’s for ANYONE and that it’s just to help you develop your massage skills to become qualified and that there is nothing sexual expected or even wanted but then you say it’s only for females in your hope that you ARE actually wanting and have had something sexual from it. If you were honest about your intentions from the start, you likely wouldn’t have received the flack that you have. Just an observation, take it as you will, not looking for a response " You've hit the nail on the head 100% | |||
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"The problem seems to be an underhandedness about your posting and that’s why people are having an issue with it. You say that it’s for ANYONE and that it’s just to help you develop your massage skills to become qualified and that there is nothing sexual expected or even wanted but then you say it’s only for females in your hope that you ARE actually wanting and have had something sexual from it. If you were honest about your intentions from the start, you likely wouldn’t have received the flack that you have. Just an observation, take it as you will, not looking for a response " Exactly | |||
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"So on that point! If anyone is giving or providing massages, I'd be more than happy to receive one " | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!
Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought!
I thought it was sports massage age open to anyone.... So when you qualify as sports Massage professional you will only massage ladies because you are straight?
In the context of where I am advertising my services I don’t really think I’m being unreasonable, I could see your point if I was trying to start a business but when it comes down to it, this is a sex site, for sexual relationships/encounters, I’m merely offering something a little different to others on this site
Fab strikes again though, place is full of absolute wet wipes lol"I offer a free Tantra massage to fabbers once a month. I've had to tailor my profile to exclude men from this offering, based on the volume of men who simply want a jerk off. I now only offer to women, and couples, where the man is welcome but doesn't receive a massage. I've been using this approach for years now, and I've more peace of mind, and my monthly massages are much more fun and enjoyable. OP has the right appt for him. | |||
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"Is it free or charge ? You pay by shagging him lol Get yer anorak kid, you’ve pulled. Think u will find only fems he will do
confirmed he is looking for a shag!
Funny how men aint getting a massage should maybe say females only !!!!
Is that a problem? Imagine a straight guy only wanting to massage females, who would have thought!
I thought it was sports massage age open to anyone.... So when you qualify as sports Massage professional you will only massage ladies because you are straight?
In the context of where I am advertising my services I don’t really think I’m being unreasonable, I could see your point if I was trying to start a business but when it comes down to it, this is a sex site, for sexual relationships/encounters, I’m merely offering something a little different to others on this site
Fab strikes again though, place is full of absolute wet wipes lol
I offer a free Tantra massage to fabbers once a month. I've had to tailor my profile to exclude men from this offering, based on the volume of men who simply want a jerk off. I now only offer to women, and couples, where the man is welcome but doesn't receive a massage. I've been using this approach for years now, and I've more peace of mind, and my monthly massages are much more fun and enjoyable. OP has the right appt for him. "Why discriminate male, of course it’s up to you who you massage and who not but your message here stinks of discrimination, why don’t clearly state that on offer is a massage ONLY, if you don’t offer other services you don’t provide them, simple. I do believe there are plenty of genuine man out there who would like a massage, and just the massage, not a jerk off. I have been to massage place where jerk off was on offer after massage, but I said no to it……. | |||
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"So on that point! If anyone is giving or providing massages, I'd be more than happy to receive one
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