FabSwingers.com forum: Why is the person above you in the FAB jail

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A wee bit of fun for a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowdropping tighty Whiteys

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Well, it wasn’t murder. Not technically, because she buried him alive …

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Well, it wasn’t murder. Not technically, because she buried him alive …

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For wearing rose tinted glasses even when the roses arnt so red lol

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Well, it wasn’t murder. Not technically, because she buried him alive …

For wearing rose tinted glasses even when the roses arnt so red lol "

For blowing parliament.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For crime's against comedy

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By *nox.Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

For the poor mars bar

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For crime's against comedy

For slander.

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By *girlandGuy22Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Durham

"For crime's against comedy

For slander. "

For an unfortunate and non cunning slip of the tongue

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email...

Phishing without a license.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email...

Phishing without a license. "

False advertising. Making others believe their a pirate arrr , x marks the spot for buried treasure ! Tut tut

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By *nswingfifeCouple
over a year ago

neverland

Failure to renew "Hotness license"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a messy eater .. all that icing over them diddies !

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By *om-4-SubMan
over a year ago

KILMARNOCK

Hot enough out there with out this wee stunner raising temps

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mirror licking without a permit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illegal use of peroxide

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Impersonating Captain Birdseye ..

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By *omble 69Man
over a year ago

Symington

Reminds me I need to clip the privet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For impersonating a furry wombat

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For impersonating a furry wombat

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For stealing cleaning products from B & M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoplifting from Anne Sumners.

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

For wearing cool shades without a licence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For trying to win amateur video of the year

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Impersonating Captain Birdseye ..

It always goes to birdseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being a Greg Davies tribute act

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 02/06/23 22:17:25]

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

For not sharing kisses with those lips .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

For hiding the telly remote control.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"For hiding the telly remote control. "

Lack of model railway equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of model railway equipment "

Vixen was waiting for permission to play….but he had fallen into a deep slumber on a summers day at Balgay Park.

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By *lderChick65Woman
over a year ago

my town

"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment "

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. "
for his cheek

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek

For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life.

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By *lderChick65Woman
over a year ago

my town

"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek

For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life. "

For false advertising of what a hairdryer should be used for

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek

For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life.

For false advertising of what a hairdryer should be used for

For being in charge of lustful legs, that can grip a man into submission

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

For flashing while wearing his coat!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"For flashing while wearing his coat!!"

Seducing the neighbours with her scintillating curves

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For flashing while wearing his coat!!

Seducing the neighbours with her scintillating curves

Because he like warm beer.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For flashing while wearing his coat!!

Seducing the neighbours with her scintillating curves

Because he like warm beer. "
for loving Russian Dolls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Davie doesn’t wiggle his phone at the Skype camera like they do on babestation, such a let down. In jail!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Davie doesn’t wiggle his phone at the Skype camera like they do on babestation, such a let down. In jail! "

You are far too ripped. I think the fellas in the Bar-l need some fresh meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possession of a lethal hairdryer

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Possession of a lethal hairdryer

Possession of a gorgeous face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For have a big sword

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For have a big sword "

Dodgy threads.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

His tongue got him in trouble

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"His tongue got him in trouble "

He just had to lie to the side and it has got him into trouble, again.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

For stealing my hairdrier!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For stealing my hairdrier!!"

I will return it. But only once you have served your sentence for being in receipt of a hot body.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

For entering the LEZ one too many times

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"For entering the LEZ one too many times"

Got caught in Tesco licking the yellow cream out of cream eggs and replacing it with wasabi, right before a visit from a local orphanage.

Poor orphans: no parents and a burnt tongue.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"For entering the LEZ one too many times

Got caught in Tesco licking the yellow cream out of cream eggs and replacing it with wasabi, right before a visit from a local orphanage.

Poor orphans: no parents and a burnt tongue.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

For break aircons all over Glasgow tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For having breakfast in America

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Theft of underwear

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Stole a shirt for a photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For being too sexy for a shirt

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

To many animal costumes .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"To many animal costumes .

Because your not in your 50's any more.

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By *.Anony mouseMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

Assault with a friendly weapon

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Assault with a friendly weapon "

Stole all the trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assault with a friendly weapon

Stole all the trainers"

For getting his films mixed up, it was the Spartans in 300 not the Japanese shoguns (sho enuff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The locals of the countryside village were all up in arms as she made all the flowers smell of tuna..

(I am so so sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The locals of the countryside village were all up in arms as she made all the flowers smell of tuna..

(I am so so sorry

That made me guffaw

In jail for trades description violation… Manofwonder surely

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Caught smuggling a file inside a cake for me to escape from my cell.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Impersonating a large frisbee .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too sure it’s even legal to marry a television…?

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By *hehottestCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

His heads missing in all his mugshots;-) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His heads missing in all his mugshots;-) x"

They are so hot they leave their sexual partners burnt….

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Did so many sit-ups, he burned a hole into the core of the earth and kind of just ended up in there on the return leg

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

She swung her boobs and smacked a polis right in his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She swung her boobs and smacked a polis right in his face. "

Arrested as a partner in crime as when she swung her other tit, Davies face was attached and he karate kicked the other polis in the mouf

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

For doing taps aff all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the love of a mirror selfie

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"For the love of a mirror selfie "

For not having my number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrested for not having a license for those deadly weapons

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By *girlandGuy22Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Durham

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By *girlandGuy22Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Durham

"Snowdropping tighty Whiteys "

Its Me ma naan, dual profiled tae fook xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snowdropping tighty Whiteys

Its Me ma naan, dual profiled tae fook xx"

Ma naan !!!!!! .. happens tae us all eh

.. well I'd have to say ud be in jail for sending spawn sponges tae create the race of ubercunts!!

xxxx

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Gently biting on cock during a bj x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gently biting on cock during a bj x"

going unshaved for 3 days

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Gently biting on cock during a bj x

going unshaved for 3 days"

Blowing up peppermint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For playing spot the ball..

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For playing spot the ball.."

I'd throw the book at her for public indecency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling porkie pies under oath

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

For being d*unk (and sober) in charge of fab u lous boobs. And being the lucky get that gets to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For not having hospital corners on his bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For frustratingly being persistently in ninja mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s his own fault… hands in cuff ready mode awwwww the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For speaking a language only she understands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought aw men could speak twatese…

Extra time on his sentence for cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a good lawyer. I’ll be out on parole within a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s fab jail… are you sure you want out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that you mention it I might withdraw my appeal

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!"

Imitating a grammar police officer.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer. "

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer.

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe.

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for looking too darn good in a suit

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer.

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe.

for looking too darn good in a suit

They were caught heading for the fab bank with explosives YeeHaw

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer.

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe.

for looking too darn good in a suit

They were caught heading for the fab bank with explosives YeeHaw"

For misleading everyone and making terrible cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For assualt with a paddle

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

For cuming in a flash……… bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For changing the lyrics to Connie francis' lipstick on your collar to lipstick on your boaby !

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By *ill dance for wineMan
over a year ago

balloch

For setting her sex on fire

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

For stealing someone's boabie pic.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For stealing someone's boabie pic."

For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For stealing someone's boabie pic.

For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel. "

For misunderstanding his hairdresser when she asked if he wanted blown dry.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For stealing someone's boabie pic.

For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel.

For misunderstanding his hairdresser when she asked if he wanted blown dry. "
for letting his tongue run away with him

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

For nicking dodgy books from the library

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For leaving lots of clues !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For leaving lots of clues ! "

For deploying airbags

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags "

For a shocking alliteration.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags

For a shocking alliteration. "
for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags

For a shocking alliteration. for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood

She was locked up under the trades discription act. She has never ever been naughty in her life.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags

For a shocking alliteration. for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood

She was locked up under the trades discription act. She has never ever been naughty in her life. "
for having amazing dress sense

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By *r-King SizeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

For having uncurbs sex appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having uncurbs sex appeal "

It was revealed, by chance, he was just fun sized…

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"For having uncurbs sex appeal

It was revealed, by chance, he was just fun sized…"

Shite photo ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having uncurbs sex appeal

It was revealed, by chance, he was just fun sized…

Shite photo ideas"

Having better photo ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For impersonating a superheroes sidekick

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For impersonating a superheroes sidekick

For using a thumbnail that makes out he has a belter o a boabie.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"For impersonating a superheroes sidekick

For using a thumbnail that makes out he has a belter o a boabie. "

For imitating a clown with big feet a red nose and squirting his flower at innocents

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

For melting Santa between her boobs .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass. "

Continually punching above his weight

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight

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forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight

forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight

forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was. "

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight

forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs.."

Ditched his partner Batman .

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight

forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..

Ditched his partner Batman .

Stole ma frisbee.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight

forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..

Ditched his partner Batman .

Stole ma frisbee."

Stole my underwear off me...and wore them like a balaclava.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sold balaclavas that turned out to be boxer shorts...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Stole American tan tights from Poundstretcher.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Stole American tan tights from Poundstretcher. "
for wearing his boxers in public while on holiday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For lighting her fuse in a crowded area

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For lighting her fuse in a crowded area "

For farting while a fuse is being lit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For casting himself posing from his phone onto the premier inn tv network

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"For casting himself posing from his phone onto the premier inn tv network

It must have been something really really bad as there is a news blackout about her crimes. She must be a politician therefore it's a bloody long list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For illegally changing his name to sound cool,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For noise pollution cracking his belt

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For noise pollution cracking his belt "

For typing a load of Dookie.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

For having a name that doesn’t roll of the tongue easily

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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For causing chaos with their organised snogathon

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"For causing chaos with their organised snogathon

Caught having d*unken orgies with young roosters.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

For squirting his flower over vigorously at people.

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