FabSwingers.com forum: Best or worst chat up line

By *fficegirl OP TV/TS
49 weeks ago

edinburgh

Everyone has experienced some classic chat up lines I'm sure, a guy once said to me "it's not the size of the boat but the motion on the ocean" lol.

Would love to hear others x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
49 weeks ago

North Angus

Best one I used was in a sandwich shop, where the lass behind the counter passed me a menu. A minute or so asked if I found what I was after. I hummed and hayed then said, I can’t seem to find your number on here.

Maybe not a chat up line per say but it worked

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
49 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Guy in a bar said if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it

I said if it only fits in one hand you just keep it

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By *eneralKenobiMan
49 weeks ago

North Angus

"Guy in a bar said if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it

I said if it only fits in one hand you just keep it

I heard this one a 999 call and the police woman said it to the caller

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I was in Starbucks and the woman asked my name so she could write it on the cup and I said most people call me Paul but you can call me anytime

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By *ongdongsilverfuxMan
49 weeks ago

glasgow

Do you wash your clothes with Windolene? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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By *FC 1869Man
49 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Guy in a bar said if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it

I said if it only fits in one hand you just keep it

Brilliantly response

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon

Always liked to lead with this

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By *om-4-SubMan
49 weeks ago

KILMARNOCK

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By *om-4-SubMan
49 weeks ago

KILMARNOCK

"Guy in a bar said if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it

I said if it only fits in one hand you just keep it

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Cunty Durham

Wanna go halfers on a bastard?

Works everytime

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By *avie65Man
49 weeks ago

In the west.

There's a party in my pants, wanna cum?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
49 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Feel the quality of my shirt……It’s made from Boyfriend material.

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
49 weeks ago

Mainly under the bed...

This was my tinder line with a lassie:

Her; Your profile doesn't give much away, tell me about yourself.

Me; Well, I've the body of a 19 year old, but the face of a (then) 43 year old.

Her; Ah, can't make out much in your photos, want to put another up?

Me; Sure, I'll go get the 19 year olds body out of the freezer.

Her; *unmatched*

I may have gotten into that Jeffer Dahmer series a little too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"This was my tinder line with a lassie:

Her; Your profile doesn't give much away, tell me about yourself.

Me; Well, I've the body of a 19 year old, but the face of a (then) 43 year old.

Her; Ah, can't make out much in your photos, want to put another up?

Me; Sure, I'll go get the 19 year olds body out of the freezer.

Her; *unmatched*

I may have gotten into that Jeffer Dahmer series a little too much..."

I would have been poorless at that one. My inappropriate sense of humour would have appreciated it

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