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By *affacakes123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

What has proven to be the best opening message that in turn, envokes curosity, intrigue and general banter.

I genuinely get some stinking 3 worded messages that get binned straight away. Then the barrage of rudness happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get messages?!?

Lucky you

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By *affacakes123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Cheers mate.

I do indeed. Never so pleasant though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I popped my cock through your letterbox would you suck it

Tbf it was from our postman and made me laugh

Mrs C

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By *essicaandmarkCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If I popped my cock through your letterbox would you suck it

Tbf it was from our postman and made me laugh

Mrs C "

Please tell me you said yes that’s brilliant haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I popped my cock through your letterbox would you suck it

Tbf it was from our postman and made me laugh

Mrs C

Please tell me you said yes that’s brilliant haha "

I did actually say yes. But hes so shy bless him, he just likes to watch. So no cock was posted in my letterbox

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

If your postman has a change of mind, you simply must record it for us! Recorded delivery is always the safer option, and often comes way quicker.

Mind lock the dog in another room, though.

A wee ditty to remind you - Knock, knock, Pat's cock, give the dog a bone. Fall on your knees, and grab yer phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your number?

Works every time notttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Michaela,

As you can see from my attached unfiltered face and body pics, I am the identical twin of Seth Rollins. And I am every bit as buff.

I work as the CEO of Kryolan UK so I can get you all the free makeup you want. But on weekends I am but a humble swinger and club enthusiast. I only play safe but don't worry, we can totally roleplay that I'm not wearing any protection. I roar like a bear when I cum, and have an average sized penis. It's also a sublime shape, with no weird spots or blemishes.

I live just 0.5 miles away from you in a house filled with retro WWF DVDs, BDSM gear, and the entire House of Maguie catalogue in your size. I am single. And I am looking for a regular FWB. However I am physically allergic to "feelings" so you won't need to worry about that.

So, CJs TV afternoon Thursday? I'll even pick you up so your wife can have the car to pick up the kids.

Bob Rollins (brother of Seth)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for a minute. I need to let that sink in. Women send a message first. In five years the last time I was on. Plus the year in this time. Never once has a woman message me first. I must be doing it wrong. Women don't need to message first, they get loads and sit back and pick.

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