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Fantasising about my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

Don't tell him and he'll be the most unluckiest guy on your street....tell him and you might open a can of worms....difficult situation but I'm sure you could make it obvious without saying anything? X

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Flash your bits. See if he reacts

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance "

Yes I do, I've seen that glint in your eye.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance

Yes I do, I've seen that glint in your eye. "

Smooth talker

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Probably best to keep your thoughts to yourself so as not to make his life awkward

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Probably best to keep your thoughts to yourself so as not to make his life awkward "

Yeah but if he's single why not say or hint something? X

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Travellin aroon


"Don't tell him and he'll be the most unluckiest guy on your street....tell him and you might open a can of worms....difficult situation but I'm sure you could make it obvious without saying anything? X"

Everyone in fife is referred to as "Neebor" can you be a wee bit more precise

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

Same as Dumfries and Galloway to be fair

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep."

Could pump on his? Lol

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep."

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life "

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella "

Anal with me would

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would "

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate? or are you?

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate? or are you?"

I taste better than Cadbury big fella

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate? or are you?

I taste better than Cadbury big fella "

I could be 4foot 5......or did ye look?x

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would "

All becoz the lady loves Milk Tray

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

All becoz the lady loves Milk Tray "

All because the lady melted the favourite pick off milk tray by shoving it up her anus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had many a wank thinking about my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had many a wank thinking about my neighbour "

What's he look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably best to keep your thoughts to yourself so as not to make his life awkward "

Absolutely, the poor guy needs to live there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing i was your neighbour

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

Guy at work is dating my neighbour lucky bastard

From what I've over heard she a dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fancied the knickers off my neighbour since I moved in to the house, never manag4d to even hint but perv nearly every day, she's a married woman but they have had their troubles.

How would I hint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't we all have a neighbour or two we perve over? I've always done ratings of who is the hottest in the street

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate? or are you?

I taste better than Cadbury big fella "

Ahem! Is that a challenge

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall


"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate? or are you?

I taste better than Cadbury big fella

Ahem! Is that a challenge "

Group taste test?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance "

Why don't you say hello to him?

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Flash your bits. See if he reacts "

You could be my crush.

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance "

Sometimes people we have a crush on, have a secret crush on us. I think the best way would be to approach him or say hello in a polite yet sexy manner or if daring try the first scene in Colin from accounting (on iplayer). If that doesn’t work, you got an answer.

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