FabSwingers.com forum: Fantasising about my neighbour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

Don't tell him and he'll be the most unluckiest guy on your street....tell him and you might open a can of worms....difficult situation but I'm sure you could make it obvious without saying anything? X

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Flash your bits. See if he reacts

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance "

Yes I do, I've seen that glint in your eye.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance

Yes I do, I've seen that glint in your eye.

Smooth talker

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Probably best to keep your thoughts to yourself so as not to make his life awkward

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Probably best to keep your thoughts to yourself so as not to make his life awkward "

Yeah but if he's single why not say or hint something? X

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Travellin aroon

"Don't tell him and he'll be the most unluckiest guy on your street....tell him and you might open a can of worms....difficult situation but I'm sure you could make it obvious without saying anything? X"

Everyone in fife is referred to as "Neebor" can you be a wee bit more precise

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

Same as Dumfries and Galloway to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep."

Could pump on his? Lol

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By *oewiththeflowMan
over a year ago

West Coast

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep."

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella "

Anal with me would

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate?

or are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate?

or are you?"

I taste better than Cadbury big fella

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate?

or are you?

I taste better than Cadbury big fella

I could be 4foot 5......or did ye look?x

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By *oewiththeflowMan
over a year ago

West Coast

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

All becoz the lady loves Milk Tray

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

All becoz the lady loves Milk Tray

All because the lady melted the favourite pick off milk tray by shoving it up her anus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had many a wank thinking about my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had many a wank thinking about my neighbour "

What's he look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably best to keep your thoughts to yourself so as not to make his life awkward "

Absolutely, the poor guy needs to live there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing i was your neighbour

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

Guy at work is dating my neighbour lucky bastard

From what I've over heard she a dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fancied the knickers off my neighbour since I moved in to the house, never manag4d to even hint but perv nearly every day, she's a married woman but they have had their troubles.

How would I hint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't we all have a neighbour or two we perve over? I've always done ratings of who is the hottest in the street

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate?

or are you?

I taste better than Cadbury big fella

Ahem! Is that a challenge

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By *aydumfriesMan
over a year ago

heathhall

"Keep it in the wank bank. Never a good idea to pump on your own doorstep.

Agree never shit on your own doorstep. It's said to be messy and it'll put you off Nutella for life

Hahahaha nothing would put me off Nutella

Anal with me would

Yeah but you're not passing chocolate?

or are you?

I taste better than Cadbury big fella

Ahem! Is that a challenge

Group taste test?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance "

Why don't you say hello to him?

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Flash your bits. See if he reacts

You could be my crush.

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Its terrible....everytime i see him i imagine his hands all over my body....his mouth on mine....he has no idea what i would do to him if given the chance "

Sometimes people we have a crush on, have a secret crush on us. I think the best way would be to approach him or say hello in a polite yet sexy manner or if daring try the first scene in Colin from accounting (on iplayer). If that doesn’t work, you got an answer.

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By *elloyoufrommeMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

I have had a good few wanking session thinking about my neighbours wife

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By *erfHerder74Man
42 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Not fancied any of my neighbours, I do fancy some of the local male dog walkers

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By *ornyGuy69400Man
41 weeks ago

Mid Wales

Fantasise about my mature married neighbour quite often

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By *ussycat777Woman
41 weeks ago

A backalley in Fabtown

Fantasied about doing a couple of them in but never playing hide the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

There are a few near me that I see every day, all coupled up though and they don’t seem to be on here! Need to move somewhere where there are singles

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By *erfHerder74Man
41 weeks ago

Inverclyde

It’s all straight couples around me but some of the men I’ve seen walking their dogs are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

My neighbour has big tits and was hanging the washing out this morning. Topless may I add......I just wish his wife would do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A neighbour further down my street is a hot petite blonde. She has a partner who she refers to as her boyfriend and lives with her. Met her a few times out on a dog walk. We have same type of dog so managed to strike up a convo with her.

I've recently discovered shes a fitness instructor just not at my gym unfortunately. But my god the things I'd do to her. I'm massively into the petite physique.

In my head she's on here and seeking some extra curricular fun too but I know its never gonna happen. So keeping her for the wank bank.

Maybe one day she'll need help with something and ask how she can repay me for whatever favour. I can think of a few ways 🤣🤣🤣

Total deviant behaviour I know but honestly you should see her. Think Olivia Amato from Peloton with blonde hair. Unreal.

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By *un44Man
41 weeks ago

GLASGOW

"Fantasied about doing a couple of them in but never playing hide the sausage"

Yip agree with this, apart from the sausage bit...

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By *oewiththeflowMan
39 weeks ago

West Coast

Not me. Think of Skeletor vs that Terrahawk thing...

Enough to turn you insane

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I sometimes think I could fuck her I’ve had to many altercations with her dm if you want to hear

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By *ornyGuy69400Man
32 weeks ago

Mid Wales

I fantasise about my mature married neighbour

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By *piderxMan
32 weeks ago

west lothian

Many yrs ago and family moved in to the houses behind us daughter was about 18

She put up a bamboo blind which was completely see thru when light was on

Used to watch her most nights getting undressed once saw her and a female friend getting dressed

Gutted when she moved out

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

HOT MILF next door is out but Royal Mail just delivered box from love honey for here … the mind is running wild haha what is the etiquette here?

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan
28 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

"HOT MILF next door is out but Royal Mail just delivered box from love honey for here … the mind is running wild haha what is the etiquette here? "

I believe it's conventional to leer at her and make crude jokes when she comes to pick the box up. And for her to never talk to you again.

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