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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just went and checked i had a few of them tesco burgers in the fridge aaaaaaand they're off !!

Had one of those horse burgers from tesco last night gave me the trots don't worry though I'm stable now

Blimey it's not just tesco apparently they've now found camel toe leggings in primark

Think the horse DNA in tescos burgers is bad ?

Wait till they discover Aberdeen farmers DNA in the lamb rump steaks !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tesco have been running a competition to name their horse running in the grand national this year. out of thousands of entries they have chosen, 'well, I'll be burgered!'

I was in the tesco cafe when the waitress asked mr if I wanted anything on my burger so I had a fiver each way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks"why the long face?"

The horse replies"my wife nipped out to tesco for a loaf and 2 pints of milk 2 days ago and i havent seen her since"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady asks for a burger in Tesco's,Lass behind the counter say's "want anything on it?" eh, ok, a fiver each way!!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tesco bank & the Clydesdale are merging. 2/1 it doesnt work out.

Tesco burgers: part of a stable diet.

Tesco burgers are 2 for 1 just now, that deal won't last furlong.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Cant wait to tuck into my Tesco beefburgers for lunch today.

Im so hungry, I could eat a horse.

just been to tesco bought a bottle of bacardi, bottle of lambs and a packet of value burgers, so thats white rum, navy rum and red rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to beef or not to beef

that is equestrian

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Naaae chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be my lidl pony next

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My mother rang and asked if I had any beefburgers, I said Neigh!

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

Dont know why people are getting on their high horse about it...surely would be worth more to sell it to tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard there putting uniquorn in the veggie burgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all my parts are still with me

I'm positive.

be back in ten, away to check

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Tesco spokes man said today "you liked our burgers,then try our meatballs, they'r the dogs bollocks"

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

Theyv now found donkey in uk salami!

What next?

Ass steak?

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