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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blagged from another site, so you may have seen already....

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.

Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY, no video/dvd films,

no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents.

Only girls had pierced ears!

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time...

We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!

RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on MERIT

Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bully's always ruled the playground at school.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law!

Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL !

And YOU are one of them!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

PS -The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore

mr H

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl yer mento man!

But its all true - lmao best bit was blagging ma brothers bmx and trying to do bunny hops at the bmx track - only to slope home for him to be waiting - lmao what a beating i used to get from him!!!!

Them were the good ole days i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!!!!...... Oh...the memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Done Mr Hedo .....

I remember those days

Buboo .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did anybody used to get hand me downs from brothers sisters or cousins ??

i rem the feeling of dread as my mum and dad returned with a black bag from an aunts house !!

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By *uvhandleMan
over a year ago

Huntly

hand me downs!!! we were so poor mum used to buy my school clothes from the army and navy surplus store.....it was no fun going to school dressed as a german general, I can tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it Mr Hedo!

Oh and hand me downs? I used to take any hand-me-downs from my cousins to the rag and bone man, once got a goldfish from him instead of a balloon for taking loads of clothes to him..... got well battered from my mum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs the rag and bone man !! mind he came round on his horse and cart blowing his bugle !! they were the days rite enough !!

wot a sentimental old fool im turning into today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it Mr Hedo!

Oh and hand me downs? I used to take any hand-me-downs from my cousins to the rag and bone man, once got a goldfish from him instead of a balloon for taking loads of clothes to him..... got well battered from my mum though "

What!!!!! She battered your fish?????? FFS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved that post.

I just made it in as i am 35 but all of it is true.

Remember making cross bows with 2 strips of wood in a cross shape and nail 2 large nails at each end of the horizontal plank and some heavy duty elastic bands round the nails and get wooden clothes pegs and away you go.

I also remember when pubs closed at 5pm on a Sundays and re-opened at 7pm. FFS was i drinking at an early age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol can you imagine our kids going through all that, they would chuck a hissy fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it Mr Hedo!

Oh and hand me downs? I used to take any hand-me-downs from my cousins to the rag and bone man, once got a goldfish from him instead of a balloon for taking loads of clothes to him..... got well battered from my mum though

What!!!!! She battered your fish?????? FFS!!!!"

lol battered me, the fish died of natural causes.

I remember my pals and I all playing 'elastics' we had to thread lots of laccy bands together then two stood facing each other about six feet apart with the long elastics looped round their legs at varying heights from ankle to waist while another took it in turns to hop in, out, on and through said 'elastics' making all sorts of cats cradle type effects with their leg picking up the elastics and not their hands. Hours of fun with only a bag of laccy bands between three, how cheap our playthings and how easily amused were we then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember taking clothes to the rag and bone man.But in those days once you heard the sound of the Bugle,that was it balloons,whistles,kazoos superb it was a desperate bid for clothes too find your next gadget , unfortunately for me though,i gave him my mothers GOOD clothes

Buboo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh I used to remember that bugle too.

I would run out and steal aff his cart that was wher I got ma claes fae.

Hand me doons were embarassing as all ma cousins are girls.

No funny goin tae skool wi tights oan and a cardy instead of a skool jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God that brings back good memories.

I remember my wee brother who was about 4 at the time, taking his new shorts off and giving them to the rag and bone man for a balloon, my mum went mad.

Does anyone remember Wilko Sticks?

The liquorice lasted for ever and what about wagon wheels when they were the size of small plate, they are half the size now or maybe it's because we are all grown up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember getting 4p pocket money, used to buy a mars bar for 2p and a beano or a dandy for 2p.

And a bag o chips was 5p.

Feeling very old now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beano and the dandy !! great comics the broons and oor willies annuals for christmas !! not forgetting the tangerine in you sock !! lol

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By *eebonberrieCouple
over a year ago

bothwell

Made me laugh Mr H Think I ticked every box ...

And I still have every Victor Annual that was printed 1963-93 ma da gave them to me every xmas morning ... I was 36 ffs when he got me the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i vaguely mind o rag n bone man comin to us when i was young...... hand me downs...aw dinna get me strated!!!

my eldest cousin got summit new..passed to his cousin..passed to his wee brother... n eventually to me.. family photos are hilarious....spot the v neck contest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memories are mad of this as middle child of 6 never got new clothes till i worked lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr G here i am 47 and my ma still gets me broons or our wullie every year lol

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By *r cassie4Couple
over a year ago

highlands

very true every word but none off us would have meet or talked or played had it not been for computers so some new things r good lol

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