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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR

Our public bar is presently not open because its closed -manager

You seen any recently?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

There's always the old McDonald's coffee cup sign - CAUTION HOT! You'd hope so too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KP peanuts........warning, this product may contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrical items.....Do not use near or in water!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The motorway signs crack me up ie

Keep your windscreen clear

Freezing ect

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

There used to be a sign in Leith Street Edinbrugh that when you came up the hill from the back of train station past the blackbull there were 2 roadsigns - one indicated no right turn, and the other no left turn

eh????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought an industrial hot air paint stripper. It said " Do not use as hairdrier"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On holiday in Turkey there was a sign saying "genuine fake watches"!!!

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

the chainsaw that said do not attempt to stop blade with testicles!

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By *tworksMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Saw a sign in South Australian country pub. Please close gate after 7.30 pm. It stops the Kangaroos from getting in !!!

I had to go back in for a couple of pints as I had soooooo many questions to ask !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the hospital

For family planning please use the back entrance

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

On a womans knickers. Front said "enter at rear only" rear said "enter at front only" .....

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Check out Tom Shields Diary.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Check out Tom Shields Diary."

Remember his photo of the pay & display sign next to the ladies public toilet? Or the airport trolley sitting in greenock with "do not remove from Glasgow airport" on it? Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a dishwasher brush and the sticker on the handle said....'Wash before first use'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese takeaway down Parkhead....shut now but the sign is still there...

The Shatin!

I shit you not!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I always like signs that say "back in 10 minutes" dude, when did you leave?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

the wee traffic sign that has 2 bumps like a wummans boobies poor wee soul must be well squashed by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite was at a caravan site in Oban "Please do not dump in toilet" ! I kid you not!!

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By *ips2lipsCouple
over a year ago

dundee

Ears pierced while u wait. A sign outside a shop. Imagine here's my ears mate will I come back in an hour lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

in a zoo do not feed the animals and who the feck is gonna feed the 2 lions looking at u from behind the wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never forget as a teenager seeing a sign at an event in Wales which read "Guide Dog Toilet-This Way", I've always wondered if guide dogs are trained to read?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I will never forget as a teenager seeing a sign at an event in Wales which read "Guide Dog Toilet-This Way", I've always wondered if guide dogs are trained to read?"
lmao thats funny

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By *aximus 2 - Still GameMan
over a year ago

Cunnilingus, Fife

Nytol -

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

On the motorway...

Deer for next 6 miles.

I take it they stop themselves going outside the 6 mile mark...clever!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tins of paint stripper....Harmful if ingested

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Men Working In Road....not a fecking soul to be seen and miles of cones!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

not really a stupid sign but one that toys with yer mind "do not touch" makes me want to grab it everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a town near me several of the stop signs said "hammertime" underneath cheered me right up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warning - undepass liable to flood during flooding.

I get whay they are saying but the wording is all wrong.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

WET PAINT...... is this a notice or an instruction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above the gents urinals.

"Our aim is to keep these toilets as clean as possible,

Your aim would help"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lift in a Belfast hotel that a lot of Rangers supporters were staying in..

"Please do not bounce in the lift!"

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the fifty miles an hour signs,on the kingston bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a swimming pool ,

please dont pee in our pool we don't swim in your toilet ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a signpost in Bulgaria outside a pub!

"Warning,d*unk people crossing the road" and the pic was an image of someone on there hands n knee's... Hilarious!!!

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