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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

as soon as i wake up i must drink tea !!

wots the first thing you must do in the morning to function ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

shower

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbate whilst drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pee.... cigarette... cup o tea :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee pee n shave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, need to pee

2, get kids up

3,get kids breakfast

4,shower

5,get ready

6,get kids ready

7, out the door

all this before 9am ..phew!!!!

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soon as i get out my bed

i need 2 pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pee, orange juice, shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i do go for a pee but only after i put the kettle on !!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"i do go for a pee but only after i put the kettle on !!

same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee!!!!!!!!!

2 cups!!!!!!!!

can`t function till my caffeine bomb kicks in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

open my eyes

and think about retiring lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1, need to pee

2, get kids up

3,get kids breakfast

4,shower

5,get ready

6,get kids ready

7, out the door

all this before 9am ..phew!!!!

auds xx

u sure u dont mean :-

2, wake jase and get him to do numbers 2-7 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tracey!!!!!

im shocked you think i would take advantage of my loving husband in that way????

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lie in bed until the very last minute then as i swear out loud i flip the covers to the side then stagger about like a caveman towards the toilet and even if i dont need a pee i make sure i do a pee lol.Then it's on with the kettle and if i can get away with it i will jump back into bed and drink my tea lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pee , kettle on , fag , coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I(xix)hit the snooze button on my alarm.................. 4 times then panic, then pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L - have tea or coffee

S - Check his downloads and have a wank!

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

First thing i do when i wake up in the morning is... have a nap!

xAx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boil kettle, walk out to my Gulfstream private jet, kick the tyres etc,do pre-flight checks, then cooked breaky/fuelled up then ready to go

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee fag, wake titch and make his brekkie while the dogs wander about looking for theirs too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pee.....make mrs stu's breakfast... iron her shirt etc...walk dogs....feed dogs...feed cats.....feed poultry....feed pumfrey....let cats out...then I can make myself a cup of tea before I start my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pee, shower, coffee and in that order

mrs h xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stu you missed out writing a forum about fugy.

Whats all this having a wee first thing in the morning? i feel left out.

I get up answer the phone start work then put kettle on and await sunrise ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what???? you dont do a pee 1st thing in the morning???

ewww you weirdo!!!!! lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee, shower, brush teeth, Blow Dry Hair,Get dressed, do make up, Coffee and then I am ready for college. V xx

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

i cant do anything or feel right until ive brushed my teeth in the morning lol once been in such a rush i forgot, was out the door and halfway to the bus stop, then had to go back home to brush my teeth lol its a must!!!

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By *ll4funandMan
over a year ago

all over

Flail around aimlessly trying to stop the effin alarm clock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm on snooze for further half hour,

Get up shower, pee, coffee, rush out door for bus. Reach office switch on PC and have 2 more coffees before I actually work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G - coco pops

P - Bath

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

coco pops, yum. warmed up milk in microwave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank twice to get my heart started.

(TY to Billy Connolly for the joke lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing, hit snooze a few times, then pee! Then put the kettle on, tea or coffee yummy... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"coco pops, yum. warmed up milk in microwave?

coco pops warm milk doesnt add up !! yuk lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first thing i do is wake scott then run the bath

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By *lay_N_cum2Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere in Scotland

open my eyes

then feel mrs plays tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st thing i do is jump in the shower and then have a coffee dry my hair, wake malc and the boys feed them moan for them to get dresses and that includes malc lol put a washing in and all before 8am then!!! head to work god am shattated thinking about it pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

move left arm around the bed to see if ive been a lucky boy....

if have....smile

if havnt...smile and go back to sleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol slapper.....like ur style lol

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

ever thoght about mrs stu getting a game in,????????????????

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By *uvhandleMan
over a year ago

Huntly

my mate used to have a good shit 6.30 every morning, his wife left him because of it!.....he didnt get up till 7.00!

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