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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....

Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.

lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.

Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.

followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.

1 full box of after eight mints

1 family size bag of haribos

supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.

I have the rennie's at the ready

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

Depends on how many muscles were clenched whist having said wanks I suppose...

now the magic wand... makes a few muscles work that don't normally

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ya fat greedy lardass PP.

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....

Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.

lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.

Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.

followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.

1 full box of after eight mints

1 family size bag of haribos

supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.

I have the rennie's at the ready

I hope you suffer from constipation.

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

Depends on how many muscles were clenched whist having said wanks I suppose...

now the magic wand... makes a few muscles work that don't normally

Well the face has loads and loads of muscles and my cum face looks like quasimodo so recon i have offset it a fair bit.

I knew i should have kept that wand for myself instead of parting with it for a pressie lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....

Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.

lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.

Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.

followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.

1 full box of after eight mints

1 family size bag of haribos

supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.

I have the rennie's at the ready

I hope you suffer from constipation."

I hope your next shit's a hedgehog

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Ya fat greedy lardass PP.

You should come to mine see what your missing out on lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ya fat greedy lardass PP.

You should come to mine see what your missing out on lol

I've seen your ass remember...I'm still in therapy!!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Ya fat greedy lardass PP.

You should come to mine see what your missing out on lol

I've seen your ass remember...I'm still in therapy!!

I'll take that as a compliment

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

"Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....

Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.

lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.

Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.

followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.

1 full box of after eight mints

1 family size bag of haribos

supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.

I have the rennie's at the ready

I hope you suffer from constipation.

I hope your next shit's a hedgehog

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Being a guiness and eggs man, I doubt the human body can create hedgehogs. Primila cheese on the other hand is NOT cheese.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ya fat greedy lardass PP.

You should come to mine see what your missing out on lol

I've seen your ass remember...I'm still in therapy!!

I'll take that as a compliment

and you still owe me a takeaway!!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Today I have had;

Bowl of frosties & a coffee.

Roll with ham & cheese, yoghurt & a boost. With another coffee.

A snickers.

Curry & a beer.

That's slightly more than average for me but I'm still hungry so I foresee some ice cream getting scoffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today Iiiiiis been mostly eating ACORNs.

Who remembers this saying.

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By *avygravy60Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Fast show, wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i have had...

A latte

A small bowl of rice noodles and chicken (home made not from chinese)

A glass of fresh orange juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special K, 2 lovely starbucks instant columbian coffees,,,water.

Home made tattie soup, salmon cut silverside of beef,mashed tatties, green beans.

Still Razor Ruddock shaped,lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Today i have had...

A latte

A small bowl of rice noodles and chicken (home made not from chinese)

A glass of fresh orange juice"

more fat on a butchers knife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG man you must be fit to burst

i had porridge for brekki with green T

almonds and water

soup for lunch

almonds

then chicken salad for dinner with a glass of ice cold water

now eating more almonds..... altho your fry up sounded gid

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG man you must be fit to burst

i had porridge for brekki with green T

almonds and water

soup for lunch

almonds

then chicken salad for dinner with a glass of ice cold water

now eating more almonds..... altho your fry up sounded gid "

You like your nuts eh lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bacon and poached egg on a toasted crumpet.

2 bowls of cornflakes.

2 bowls of homemade potato and leek soup with 2 thick slices of homemade bread

Roast pork, boiled and roast potatoes, mixed veg and yorkshire pud

6 slices of water melin

5 mini twister ice lollies

2 mini mint feast ice lollies

2 fruit pastilles ice lollies

bag of salted cashew nuts

pint of milk

4 bottles of lucozade sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ? "

Toast, banana and milky coffee

2 satsumas

chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots

fromage frais

I'm a good lass PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today i have had...

A latte

A small bowl of rice noodles and chicken (home made not from chinese)

A glass of fresh orange juice

more fat on a butchers knife lol"

Have you seen me? God i got the fat off the butcher on me, let alone the knife!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Today i have had...

A latte

A small bowl of rice noodles and chicken (home made not from chinese)

A glass of fresh orange juice

more fat on a butchers knife lol

Have you seen me? God i got the fat off the butcher on me, let alone the knife!"

I'll go accept your pal request so i can perv you proper then lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?

Toast, banana and milky coffee

2 satsumas

chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots

fromage frais

I'm a good lass PP

I don't believe you, i recon you and _muma have been been eating cake all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...bowl o cheerios( small bowl) n semi skimmed milk

4 coffees

steak pie and boiled spuds

............and i AM A FAT BASSA !!!!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"............and i AM A FAT BASSA !!!!"

Your not fat your fabulous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"............and i AM A FAT BASSA !!!!

Your not fat your fabulous lol "

pmsl..... aye right !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?

Toast, banana and milky coffee

2 satsumas

chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots

fromage frais

I'm a good lass PP

I don't believe you, i recon you and _muma have been been eating cake all day

Shes been bad and built up an appetite...whereas, I've been good and not had the need to eat

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

what is a roll with syrup? is it litterary what youve written? yuck yuck yuck x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all

I hope you have burnt it off then

How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.

Ha, not even the sugar on them lol

c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?

Toast, banana and milky coffee

2 satsumas

chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots

fromage frais

I'm a good lass PP

I don't believe you, i recon you and _muma have been been eating cake all day

Shes been bad and built up an appetite...whereas, I've been good and not had the need to eat

hahaha very bad

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

what is a roll with syrup? is it litterary what youve written? yuck yuck yuck x"

Roll's in fashland are different from the rolls everywhere else there flat

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

"OMG!

I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol

what is a roll with syrup? is it litterary what youve written? yuck yuck yuck x

haha like a soda scone i just dont get it

Roll's in fashland are different from the rolls everywhere else there flat

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I don't eat that much in a week!!!!

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Feel I doubt the human body can create hedgehogs "

Eat loads of snickers bars and nuts - the breed hedgehogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put on a stone just looking at the list!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I've put on a stone just looking at the list! "

Back to my normal health diet today...

No fun though and im grumpy, i need E's lol

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