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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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Trying to write my loved one a nice bit of poetry any help welcome ...what do you think so far..............

,,Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over luv,

U're about 2 get fisted.

Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to write my loved one a nice bit of poetry any help welcome ...what do you think so far..............

,,Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over luv,

U're about 2 get fisted.

Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.

"

Valentine certainly going to be interesting in your house !

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Alzheimers

Fish fingers

or

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van...

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

roses are red violets are blue i love my nooky how about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a day like to day, I really want to say how you make me feel. Your smile fills my heart with such giving you part, now I understand love cause with you it was from above so I rush to tell you how I feel. So I'll stop messing around & let me get off of the ground cause your arse is squashing me still. Now I've said it before as I walked out the door that your farts really do smell, so darling I plead I really do need you to not sit on my face so well. Now I'm just a man so helpless I am so forgive me if you will. So let me say this as I give you a kiss that to me you are everything .

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I wish I was a bar of soap hanging on a string for every time that you stood up I'd see your ding-a-ling.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i read all your profile

and i looked at the pics

.......

fancy a fuck?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Are you asking? Or is it a poem?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought it was a pretty awesome poem, bet if i put that in a card, and gave it to someone, it would work

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Dam! Thought my luck was in.

I bet it would work.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah poetry in motion.......popcorn at the ready........

as you were.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Flowers smell nice

Some Flowers do hum

Now just lay back

As I cover u in cum

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Some Flowers smell nice

Some Flowers do hum

Now just lay back

As I cover u in cum

"

Fixed that one for you....

Some Flowers smell nice

Some Flowers do hum

Now just lay back

As I DO YOU UP THE BUM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some Flowers smell nice

Some Flowers do hum

Now just lay back

As I cover u in cum

Fixed that one for you....

Some Flowers smell nice

Some Flowers do hum

Now just lay back

As I DO YOU UP THE BUM "

How did you know

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By *haven89Man
over a year ago

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The Red Rose:

The classic red rose stands for romance, and love.

The Pink rose:

The pink rose is a classic 'Thank you rose'.

The Violet rose:

A Violet rose represents love at first sight.

The Blue Rose

The Blue Rose conveys mystery and secrecy. It represents the enigmatic and something which is just out of reach.

The Green Rose

The rare and stunning green rose at its highest level represents eternal love

The Yellow rose:

The yellow rose denotes happiness and friendship.

The White rose:

The white rose stands for purity, reverence, innocence and faith.

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