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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was driving home last night when I saw my girlfriend's car parked in a lay-by. The back of the vehicle was bouncing up and down. Silly bitch, she must've been trying to pull off with the handbrake on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was at the baths today and decided to have a sneaky pish in the deep end... The lifeguard must have seen me, he blew his whistle that fucking loud that I nearly fell in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The village idiot took 2 stuffed dogs to the antiques roadshow. Ooh said the presenter this is a very rare set, made at the turn of the century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition ? The idiot replied. .. Sticks ?

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