FabSwingers.com forum: Shapes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have been sent a fair few massages with cock pictures and most of them are really strangely shaped. Most seem to turn left or right at about 90 degres, that surely has to hurt both parties? Isnt there a simple op to release the tight muscle and allow it to become straight and normal looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most guys dont have perfectly straight cocks....mine has a very slight upwards curve, ideal for sliding past the g-spot so i'm not complaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not talking perfectly straight, most go a wee bit up when hard. Straight is the norm, but i am talking really bent side ways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive not really seen enough cocks to make a judgement i guess

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Greig you really need to get out more hon! lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Banana cocks

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"ive not really seen enough cocks to make a judgement i guess"

I'm with the dr on this one however I've heard of guys with this problem. It might be a simple circumcision op that needed - by younger brother had it done aged 12 to help him as it was too tight and getting painful. Maybe these guys couldn't face it lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Slightly banana is ok, boomerang...that's a different story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly banana is ok, boomerang...that's a different story!"
Go fuck yourself ! Lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I love a curved cock but i've had/seen alotta cock and there is alot of ugly/unattractive and not so pleasant ones out there.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I love a curved cock but i've had/seen alotta cock and there is alot of ugly/unattractive and not so pleasant ones out there. "

I used to know a woman who called it 'the last chicken in the shop look' lol

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Could also be due to peyronie's disease.

Apparently about 5% of the male population suffer from it to varying degree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't complain about mines. Its pretty much straight with a slight curve but not much.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Know where you coming from Grieg it can be a bit painfull if the curve is very extreme ...a cock which tilts upwards when erect tho just WOW hits the spot perfectly when the woman is on top lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

if damaged variety of reasons can cause scar tissue to build up on one side can be straightened by removing scar tissue but does cause some loss of length watched it on embarrasing bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol Greig.

You know...I'd never really even thought about this subject as I'm not an expert on them. My experience goes as far as one.

Mine.

He must like me though as he winks at me every morning.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Know where you coming from Grieg it can be a bit painfull if the curve is very extreme ...a cock which tilts upwards when erect tho just WOW hits the spot perfectly when the woman is on top lol

Spot on Miss.D, spot on!

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not talking perfectly straight, most go a wee bit up when hard. Straight is the norm, but i am talking really bent side ways..."

I knew a man, his name was Dick,

The poor chap had a corkscrew prick

His days were spent on an frantic hunt

To find a girl with spiral (hmm what rhymes with hunt?)

His search was ended in Ballymorgan

When he found a girl with such an organ

But in his wedding night he fell down dead

When he found that she had a left-hand thread.

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Not talking perfectly straight, most go a wee bit up when hard. Straight is the norm, but i am talking really bent side ways...

I knew a man, his name was Dick,

The poor chap had a corkscrew prick

His days were spent on an frantic hunt

To find a girl with spiral (hmm what rhymes with hunt?) ******

His search was ended in Ballymorgan

When he found a girl with such an organ

But in his wedding night he fell down dead

When he found that she had a left-hand thread."

********The line should be "To find a girl with a fabtastic cunt"

SIMPLEZ!!!

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