FabSwingers.com forum: I'm Sailing Away.

By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?"

Sea legs. I cook a mean pot noodle and can pump out the bilge when it's full. You may need that. Plus my cousin is a Somali Pirate. I'll get you safely through that area no bother.

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Sea legs. I cook a mean pot noodle and can pump out the bilge when it's full. You may need that. Plus my cousin is a Somali Pirate. I'll get you safely through that area no bother."

What flavour of pot noodle?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Sea legs. I cook a mean pot noodle and can pump out the bilge when it's full. You may need that. Plus my cousin is a Somali Pirate. I'll get you safely through that area no bother.

What flavour of pot noodle?"

Needs to be the classic chicken & mushroom, with crunched mini cheddars mixed in

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By *ot a hot wifeMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm a fantastic hugger and I have a wonderful coin collection those 2 clearly go hand in hand ??

Will there be red bull on this trip ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Id let you put your hand on my tiller and move it around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing

Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place

Mrs C

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I've got a sex-tant!

I'd come along as long as I don't have to take a turn inside "the barrel with the hole in it!"

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing

Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place

Mrs C "

The tits alone got you the place. The rest is just gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing

Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place

Mrs C

The tits alone got you the place. The rest is just gravy.

Deal. Hurry up and win

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By *idas ManMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing

Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place

Mrs C "

Tits win every time !

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I've been on the Waverley and survived.

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By *lemFandango23TV/TS
over a year ago

Clarkston

Need some one to make sure the music, lights and films are running, I can make sure you and your guests are entertained all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C "

Hey. Just coz you have tits doesn't mean you can hire and fire.

But yes he can be captain still plenty of places to fill.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C "

Excellent.

I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.

First night's theme: pirates and maidens....

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

fife

I’m gonna win the lottery too. U supply the boat I will supply the fuel.

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C

Excellent.

I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.

First night's theme: pirates and maidens...."

I think we need to discuss this...

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I’m gonna win the lottery too. U supply the boat I will supply the fuel. "

Business partners. I like it.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C

Excellent.

I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.

First night's theme: pirates and maidens....

I think we need to discuss this...

What's your surname, Sparrow?

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C

Excellent.

I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.

First night's theme: pirates and maidens....

I think we need to discuss this...

What's your surname, Sparrow?

That's what the ladies call me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to tie a bow line knot and I do a mean cocktail or three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.

I look great in a uniform.

Can I be captain?

Yes.

End of thread

Mrs C

Excellent.

I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.

First night's theme: pirates and maidens....

I think we need to discuss this...

What's your surname, Sparrow?

That's what the ladies call me.

We have a pirate, hes taken over your boat

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

If it's a modern sailing ship I have a mast that can be pulled out and erected, I just need a willing hand, or two.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If it's a modern sailing ship I have a mast that can be pulled out and erected, I just need a willing hand, or two.

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if your on a ship/boat isn’t it a case of all hands on board !?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"If it's a modern sailing ship I have a mast that can be pulled out and erected, I just need a willing hand, or two.

if your on a ship/boat isn’t it a case of all hands on board !?

Oooooo the more the merrier.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If it's a modern sailing ship I have a mast that can be pulled out and erected, I just need a willing hand, or two.

if your on a ship/boat isn’t it a case of all hands on board !?

Oooooo the more the merrier.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

So who do I get to eat at the captains table tonight?

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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"So who do I get to eat at the captains table tonight?"

Obviously, hellsbells and I have permanent seats as the funders...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

No ship’s company would be complete without it’s very own barista

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