FabSwingers.com forum: Steak & BJ

By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys

How’s everyone celebrating?

I took the day off work to spend it with my man

Harley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully it's done well and not well done.

I'm working from home, it's snowing and unless I can be arsed going to the shops or learn auto-fellatio quickly I'll be getting neither today.

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Aha of course.

Unfortunately some of us need to venture out in the snow regardless

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By *idas ManMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

Think all men like a BJ well done

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys

How’s everyone celebrating?

I took the day off work to spend it with my man

Harley

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On hold but when it does happen the steaks will be medium -rare .

As for the bjs I’ve not had any complains so I’d say they are very well done lol

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either

Probably a chippy for me tonight

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

No steak or bj for Shogun as we're both working late, he's devastated

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like my steak the same.

Had to give up BJs on doctors advice: they hurt my throat.

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By *andi_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

might manage a steak but unless I can contort myself into an impossible position for a selfie a bj is off the menu

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either

Probably a chippy for me tonight "

Big sausage supper

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By *idas ManMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

Think all men like a BJ well done

There’s the occasions when the BJ is just rare

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either

Probably a chippy for me tonight

Big sausage supper

Maybe a black pudding or haggis for a change you coming to quiz ?

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either

Probably a chippy for me tonight

Big sausage supper

Maybe a black pudding or haggis for a change you coming to quiz ? "

Love a black pudding! Aye I’ll be in spoons with my mayte & Pablo first so I’ll see you tonight

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

Think all men like a BJ well done

There’s the occasions when the BJ is just rare

Very true. Married guys no doubt lol

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like my steak the same.

Had to give up BJs on doctors advice: they hurt my throat.

Hotdogs okay though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a pot noodle and a back rub.

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By *ingle-minglerMan
over a year ago

balloch

If anyone is offering a BJ I’ll bring the steaks

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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"With a pot noodle and a back rub."

What kind of pot noodle though?

& who’s doing the back rub

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By *xploring_optionsCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Had mine yesterday second helpings this evening I think minus the steak.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

"If anyone is offering a BJ I’ll bring the steaks

If you’re bringing steaks then I’m game but so long as there’s also some peppercorn sauce and hand cut chips and mushrooms and onion rings

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By *ingle-minglerMan
over a year ago

balloch

"If anyone is offering a BJ I’ll bring the steaks

If you’re bringing steaks then I’m game but so long as there’s also some peppercorn sauce and hand cut chips and mushrooms and onion rings "

What about blue cheese sauce? My peppercorn sauce is shit

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done

I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either

Probably a chippy for me tonight

Big sausage supper

Or a black pudding

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys

How’s everyone celebrating?

I took the day off work to spend it with my man

Harley

On hold but when it does happen the steaks will be medium -rare .

As for the bjs I’ve not had any complains so I’d say they are very well done lol

Oooooft.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys

How’s everyone celebrating?

I took the day off work to spend it with my man

Harley

On hold but when it does happen the steaks will be medium -rare .

As for the bjs I’ve not had any complains so I’d say they are very well done lol

Oooooft.

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Ooooft indeed lol

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Hopefully it's done well and not well done.

I'm working from home, it's snowing and unless I can be arsed going to the shops or learn auto-fellatio quickly I'll be getting neither today.

Mccoys steak crisps and a Henry hoover.

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"No steak or bj for Shogun as we're both working late, he's devastated

So not fair

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

Maybe one year I will have someone I can take part in this particular celebratory day with

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If you’re bringing steaks then I’m game but so long as there’s also some peppercorn sauce and hand cut chips and mushrooms and onion rings "

That's ALMOST how I have my very-rare Steak treat meals. However I tend to have crispy slices instead of chips.

However only really came in to say - It's also Pie Day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither for me unfortunately

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

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By *ingle-minglerMan
over a year ago

balloch

"No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

Have you ever tried a falafel steak with Saracha? Needs to be fresh though, shop bought is dry

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By *ennyjMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Enjoyed ma well done steak but no afters I'm afraid

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

Did you bring a hair bobble?

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

Did you bring a hair bobble?

A gobble bobble. Is that not a pre requisite

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Maybe one year I will have someone I can take part in this particular celebratory day with

Behave! Many offers have you had since you posted?

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

Did you bring a hair bobble?

A gobble bobble. Is that not a pre requisite

Does a scrunchie count?

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

Did you bring a hair bobble?

A gobble bobble. Is that not a pre requisite

Does a scrunchie count?

I would have tied together 4 broken elastic bands to make one the other night.

Still, my steak was nice, never did get that elusive BJ.

Next year I'm buying some mince and putting it in a pint glass for after my steak

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"No steak for me as I'm a veggie!

So what does that leave!

Did you bring a hair bobble?

A gobble bobble. Is that not a pre requisite

Does a scrunchie count?

That is a gobble bobble.

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