FabSwingers.com forum: What is she doing with those condoms?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a female profile on here who will ask for used condoms to be posted through letterbox.

What do you think she's doing with the contents?

Does she love cum?

Is this the secret ingredient for her award winning scones?

A cheap alternative to Creme De La Mer?

What do you think?

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By *uan23Man
over a year ago

A nearby village

Turns out she lives in a shoe... There's children everywhere!!!!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

There was a boy on the forums asking for the same not so long ago.. not saying sane person but it would add up. I know of the profile you're on about though always up for a hour or so then gone.

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By *fterdark funMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Disgusting if you ask me

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By *OSCCOSMITH69Man
over a year ago

local

Well she could be selling it

She could sell it for wrink cream

She could be selling it to the wank bank for donations

Selling it on of

Or could be totally left wing and putting it a turkey baster and squirting it up her fanny to get herself pregnant. For multiple reasons

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By *amyrrefMan
over a year ago

dundee

I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme. "

Aye, extreme boke!!

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme. "

It’s called Frubbing apparently as you drink it like a Frube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the dog doesn't get to them before her.

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow East

Maybe she has a grudge against the person who’s actually living at the address and guys are just randomly dropping cum through some poor blokes door lol

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"Maybe she has a grudge against the person who’s actually living at the address and guys are just randomly dropping cum through some poor blokes door lol "

So want this to be the case

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By *oulkissMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Maybe she has a grudge against the person who’s actually living at the address and guys are just randomly dropping cum through some poor blokes door lol

So want this to be the case

PLOT TWIST!!!

He likes it

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By *cothereMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Or its a guy up to no good and wants your dna to leave behind. Think about that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She claims she lives in a place only 2 mins away from me! Been tempted to get the address and see who it is! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May try this idea but ask for fresh logs to be be deposited through a certain someone's door.

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

I just puked a bit in my mouth there

I think it would take an extremely daft person to actually go and do it. Think of the dna implications, could be trying to cheaply impregnate women, crimes, all sorts. No one loves cum that much they would be drinking it out of condoms do they? I actually feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made a couple of deposits now. All good harmless fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made a couple of deposits now. All good harmless fun."

"Mummy, how did you and Daddy meet?"

"He posted his spunk through my letterbox one cold, wet February evening".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be keeping my baby batter to myself thank you!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I hope she doesn't freeze allmof it and say it's a milk ice lolly.

The disturbing think is there will be loads of willing participants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made a couple of deposits now. All good harmless fun."

Harmless til ur dna turns up somewhere it shouldn't be

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"I've made a couple of deposits now. All good harmless fun.

Harmless til ur dna turns up somewhere it shouldn't be"

Up the bum, no harm done?

Oh, you probably mean in something criminal...whoopsie

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By *un-shineWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme. "

OMG!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

OMG!

Well, that's just brought a bit of sick up in my mouth

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme. "

And that my friends is enough Internet for me tonight

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By *ick1979xxMan
over a year ago

hornyville

Also seen this profile and been randomly messaged years ago asking for me to post. Similar but not quite as inapropriate - guys buying worn/used knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something weird going on and sadly someone will do it

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Maybe she has a sore throat? And is eating them like some very chewy Lockets?

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Livingston

I read somewhere that in America a hotel worker kept a used condom of a billionaire that was staying & used it's contents to impregnated herself. She later won child support in a court battle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read somewhere that in America a hotel worker kept a used condom of a billionaire that was staying & used it's contents to impregnated herself. She later won child support in a court battle! "

Plus someone can use the contents to create false dna

Imagine a "R" ape case and someone spread your dna from your condom...

Simply dispose of your condoms for your own safety and protection

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By *leepingvenusWoman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

It’s called Frubbing apparently as you drink it like a Frube

Omg... I'm open minded, but that's boggin'.

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By *ermahornMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I read somewhere that in America a hotel worker kept a used condom of a billionaire that was staying & used it's contents to impregnated herself. She later won child support in a court battle! "

This will be an urban myth!

Sperm can only survive for about 1 hr max after ejaculation in a condom.

So regarding the OP, it isn’t too likely that this is a genuine girl trying to get pregnant. More likely this is a fake profile terrorising a poor neighbour!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I read somewhere that in America a hotel worker kept a used condom of a billionaire that was staying & used it's contents to impregnated herself. She later won child support in a court battle! "

Basketball player.

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By *amyrrefMan
over a year ago

dundee

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

It’s called Frubbing apparently as you drink it like a Frube

Omg... I'm open minded, but that's boggin'."

Frubbing. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I read this comment lol . I feel sick, old cold cum.

No thanks

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By *b735Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I heard shes going to make a new tyre out of them. Then when she's got 365 of them then she can say she's had a Goodyear!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I heard shes going to make a new tyre out of them. Then when she's got 365 of them then she can say she's had a Goodyear!

If she’s only got 364 will she feel deflated ? I never get tyred of old puns .

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway

"I just puked a bit in my mouth there

This!

Office to arrested person. Now how do you explain your semen and DNA being at this mass murder crime scene. Officer, I just put a used condom through someone's letter box who wanted to swallow it. Yeah right. 25 years in jail for you! That's how that one will go down.

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

It’s called Frubbing apparently as you drink it like a Frube

wow you learn something new & disgusting daily

I’m not someone to yuck someone’s yum, but that is minging

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nowt as queer as folk. Especially the folk on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In regards to fab this is actually a but tame to some of the stuff that gets posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme. "

That's enough internet for me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

It’s called Frubbing apparently as you drink it like a Frube

Hahaha. No way.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"I’ve heard there are guys who will loiter around dogging sites , looking for user condoms , regardless of length of time the condoms have been lying , will collect to take home and drink.

Extreme.

It’s called Frubbing apparently as you drink it like a Frube

Omg... I'm open minded, but that's boggin'.

Frubbing. Lol "

And here was me thinking it ment fanny rubbing. I could have got myself in a really sticky situation there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a female profile on here who will ask for used condoms to be posted through letterbox.

What do you think she's doing with the contents?

Does she love cum?

Is this the secret ingredient for her award winning scones?

A cheap alternative to Creme De La Mer?

What do you think?"

Maybe she makes sausage dogs out of them. She needs the ribbed and dotted ones for blind kids.

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Inverness

The 's' on 'she' really needs dropping. This will be a 'fab straight' guy.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Maybe he has a problem.with mates inviting themselves round and drinking all his drink.

Frozem cum cubes anyone..?

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Inverness

"Maybe he has a problem.with mates inviting themselves round and drinking all his drink.

Frozem cum cubes anyone..?

Or putting on a nice cheese platter. Babybell-end anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a thought

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Maybe they're making jizzy rings

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By *imba2021Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A lot of high-horse type comments and theories here! I've also bought loaded jonnys off lads online and had them posted to me! Fuckin love it! Why don't you ask her what she does with them if you're so curious? In a polite, reasonable way, that is.

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By *angers1986Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Haha some right nasty folk on here!

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