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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

talk about anything number on my profile call me

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Good luck with that

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

must ..............stop ..............myself.............from ..............answering this

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Someone call him & put on a voice like that priest in father Ted.

Which kind of humming noise is your favourite? Some people go hmm-m-mm, others are more like hmmmmm.....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"must ..............stop ..............myself.............from ..............answering this"

Go on go on go on go on....ya know ya really wanna

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"must ..............stop ..............myself.............from ..............answering this"

Yeah man, DO IT!!

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm sensing he won't get a call but will say he did to avoid looking a bit sad lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I reckon kola is on phone to him as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

your all mad lol but you never know

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"your all mad lol but you never know "

Tell us something we don't know dude :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and no aint had any calls

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I was gonna call then i realised i dont have credit in my phone , oh dear

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Do you like heavy breathing or do we have to speak?

X

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Luke ..... I am your father....(insert heavy breathing )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/01/13 12:44:13]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you like heavy breathing or do we have to speak?

X"

is totally up to you Ill go with the flow

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Do you like heavy breathing or do we have to speak?

X

is totally up to you Ill go with the flow"
did think about calling but was otherwise engaged

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Do you like heavy breathing or do we have to speak?

X

is totally up to you Ill go with the flowdid think about calling but was otherwise engaged "

Making me cakes were you? :p

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Do you like heavy breathing or do we have to speak?

X

is totally up to you Ill go with the flowdid think about calling but was otherwise engaged

Making me cakes were you? :p"
No but could do just let me know what you want

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite simply the best thread I've ever seen. Its got humour, tragedy, a dark insight into the human soul and a pithy lesson on not being an eedjit at the end.

4 *'s from me!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.

X"

Yum! I'll take it!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.

X

Yum! I'll take it!"

Ok send a self adressed envelope.

X

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.

X

Yum! I'll take it!

Ok send a self adressed envelope.

X"

If I send a jiffy bag to "Funcouple981, Ayrshire" will it get to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll call if u can do a realistic female impersonation.

Don't get mixed up tho, or the deals off.

Actually, that goes for anyone! Pvt me for me number!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u impersonate ladies, miss dynamic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u impersonate ladies, miss dynamic?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol "

Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, how did I do that, posted twice AND spelled wrong

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can u impersonate ladies, miss dynamic?

"
???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol

Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lot"
ohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide them in my house.... I won't eat them, I'll be on the phone

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hide them in my house.... I won't eat them, I'll be on the phone"
Oh couldnt do that they are for my lovely friend guitar only sorry

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.

X

Yum! I'll take it!

Ok send a self adressed envelope.

X

If I send a jiffy bag to "Funcouple981, Ayrshire" will it get to you?"

That's fine. I'm sure royal mail will find us.

X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol

Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lotohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol "

I'll look after them for you and I promise not to tell guitar where they are - my mum told me not to speak when I'm eating cakes

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hide them in my house.... I won't eat them, I'll be on the phoneOh couldnt do that they are for my lovely friend guitar only sorry "

Hide them in his house if you like. I like a challenge

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.

X

Yum! I'll take it!

Ok send a self adressed envelope.

X

If I send a jiffy bag to "Funcouple981, Ayrshire" will it get to you?

That's fine. I'm sure royal mail will find us.

X"

Cool! Cakes by post - what could be better?? Lol. As long as I don't get that greedy postie or else I may never see them

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb "

Cakes by post seemed a better offer - sorry lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Think we should start up a Cakes in Mail business. Seems like there is a few customers already.

Have you had a call yet?

X

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb "
cause we deceide speaking about cream cakes was more appealing than talking to some stranger on the fone lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol

Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lotohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol

I'll look after them for you and I promise not to tell guitar where they are - my mum told me not to speak when I'm eating cakes "

Don't hide them at this buggers, he WILL eat them!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol

Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lotohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol

I'll look after them for you and I promise not to tell guitar where they are - my mum told me not to speak when I'm eating cakes

Don't hide them at this buggers, he WILL eat them!!"

I promise i can't eat them ALL in one go - so at least you will have Hal an hour to find some before they all go and only crumbs are left

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could u eat them noisily, on the phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if they must be hidden, I'll let u eat them up my kilt....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Could u eat them noisily, on the phone?"

Would it count as chatting though?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao "

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X"

So we have to eat them off the baker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a good idea. If I supposed my cakes, I might actually get to eat a nice one

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X"
ohhhh think of the squirty cream fun

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X"

A cake related party would be wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cream can be a little salty

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X

A cake related party would be wonderful "
Always wanted to pop out of a big giant cake lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X

So we have to eat them off the baker?"

Depends who the baker is I suppose.

Do you think 69fun is on the phone? Haven't seen anything from him in a while.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purely cos I've been in the cock taking over from brain situation many times myself, I hope he did get his call!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao

Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.

Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.

X

So we have to eat them off the baker?

Depends who the baker is I suppose.

Do you think 69fun is on the phone? Haven't seen anything from him in a while.

X"

He is on the phone ordering cakes for us all in case we call and ask for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incidentally, hi all

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mmmph, ah wuvh ifh pwake, ipf fo goob!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery"

I'm rubbish at impersonating I'm afraid, besides there may be a slight flaw in this plan, he may not like cake!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Thank you all for cheering up a dull afternoon talking about cake. You've now made me hungry and I have a 2 hour drive back to my depot . Oh well at least I can dream

Bye

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery

I'm rubbish at impersonating I'm afraid, besides there may be a slight flaw in this plan, he may not like cake!"

Who the fuck doesn't like cake?? That 69 dude? Oh he's getting a call from the League of Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because u don't like cake doesn't make u a cunt....

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just because u don't like cake doesn't make u a cunt...."

Aye it does!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True. I was trying to be nice. Insofar as u can be nice and use the word cunt in the same sentence

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

OP, do you like cake??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"OP, do you like cake??"
Do u think his favourite will be muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite fabulous, best thread in ages. From phones to cakes, magic. Miss D you and me both appearing out the cake on our joint birthday would be fab but who will lick the cream off? On the phone call bit I've had a few recent timewasters who text leaving their numbers. I now pass those numbers to any twat that asks if Im into phone sex. I could send the boy here a big list of numbers to call

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb "

just as enjoyable I want share

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb

just as enjoyable I want share"

I thought you were on the phone to the patent office with our ideas.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery

I'm rubbish at impersonating I'm afraid, besides there may be a slight flaw in this plan, he may not like cake!"

I love cake and yes it would be muffin for me and a bananna cake for the first female to call lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb

just as enjoyable I want share

I thought you were on the phone to the patent office with our ideas.

X"

would have to try your ideas in person before I tell them x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who likes what cream cake or sticky yum yum ?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pringles for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here...variety 12 box of Krispy kreme doughnuts...leave me one plz...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"who likes what cream cake or sticky yum yum ?"
Greegs toffy yum yums are brilliant lol

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