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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Near St Andrews

Guys, when you cum how far do you reckon it travels ?

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

How deep is a womans vagina again ?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How deep is a womans vagina again ?"

About 1.5 leagues, give or take a couple of fathoms

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Near St Andrews


"How deep is a womans vagina again ?"

Lol ...... True ! How about outside of a Vagina ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im afraid the ability to projectile ejaculate has forsaken me due to the 4mm piece of silky smooth stainless steel entering through my urethra and exiting down under my Gerry helmet but hey theres more to ejaculating than how far one can 'toss' it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum travels at 28mph.... Fact! I have no idea how I know this, but its true.

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Near St Andrews


"Im afraid the ability to projectile ejaculate has forsaken me due to the 4mm piece of silky smooth stainless steel entering through my urethra and exiting down under my Gerry helmet but hey theres more to ejaculating than how far one can 'toss' it "

Wow, cool

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x"

Say aahhhhh

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x

Say aahhhhh"

thats a strange looking ruler .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This calls for a measureless brag,,,aimed at face, hit radiator,(that was too casual) Her face and Radiator on wall not car.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x

Say aahhhhh

thats a strange looking ruler ....... "

True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide...

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x

Say aahhhhh

thats a strange looking ruler .......

True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide..."

ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

various rates,,so i reckon its different, some times a dribbling spunker,,,somethimes its over her head,,,,,

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x

Say aahhhhh

thats a strange looking ruler .......

True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide...

ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx"

Yup. Don't worry, this bad boy of a ruler is at least 3 inches long. If not 4!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x

Say aahhhhh

thats a strange looking ruler .......

True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide...

ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx

Yup. Don't worry, this bad boy of a ruler is at least 3 inches long. If not 4!!"

SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!! X

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By *dinguy83Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

About 5 miles until it reaches the water treatment works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 5 miles until it reaches the water treatment works "

Lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!! X"

Knew you'd be impressed!

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

This sounds like a viable scientific experiment, so can I have some willing ladies to gather some results? xxx

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I have known of some cum shots to hit bedroom walls and ceilings. Which was sad for me as i wanted it on my tits,face,ass,pussy actually anywhwere will do for a cum slut like me! Lol

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Near St Andrews


"I have known of some cum shots to hit bedroom walls and ceilings. Which was sad for me as i wanted it on my tits,face,ass,pussy actually anywhwere will do for a cum slut like me! Lol "

Nice answer ! I wanna meet u .... Dirty girl.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Space the final frontier,one small step for man,one giant leap for sperm-kind to boldly ejaculate where no sperm has ever been before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it all depends on how horny you are.

I've had cum land about 3 feet away when I've been turned on and after drawing out my orgasm. On other times it just spurts out a few inches.

The ones that land 3 feet away certainly take you and the lovely lady by surprise though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm in Cheshire at the moment but if you open your window in 5 4 3 2 1, did you see it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I had sex on a train I think it must have traveled about a mile and a half...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I had sex on a train I think it must have traveled about a mile and a half...

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Near St Andrews


"

Last time I had sex on a train I think it must have traveled about a mile and a half...

"

Best answer yet. !

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I heard Neil Armstrong had a wank on the moon. It's still travelling to this day...

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I heard Neil Armstrong had a wank on the moon. It's still travelling to this day..."
you sure ?? i think the mir space station had the sqweegee out one day last yr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends how fast she gets on a plane and where it's going.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Ha I can beat that, had sex on a plane so travelled 400 miles nah nah

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ha I can beat that, had sex on a plane so travelled 400 miles nah nah "

Showoff lol

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