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"How deep is a womans vagina again ?" About 1.5 leagues, give or take a couple of fathoms | |||
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"How deep is a womans vagina again ?" Lol ...... True ! How about outside of a Vagina ? | |||
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"Im afraid the ability to projectile ejaculate has forsaken me due to the 4mm piece of silky smooth stainless steel entering through my urethra and exiting down under my Gerry helmet but hey theres more to ejaculating than how far one can 'toss' it " Wow, cool | |||
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x" Say aahhhhh | |||
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x Say aahhhhh" thats a strange looking ruler ....... | |||
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x Say aahhhhh thats a strange looking ruler ....... " True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide... | |||
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x Say aahhhhh thats a strange looking ruler ....... True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide..." ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx | |||
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x Say aahhhhh thats a strange looking ruler ....... True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide... ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx" Yup. Don't worry, this bad boy of a ruler is at least 3 inches long. If not 4!! | |||
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x Say aahhhhh thats a strange looking ruler ....... True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide... ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx Yup. Don't worry, this bad boy of a ruler is at least 3 inches long. If not 4!!" SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!! X | |||
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"About 5 miles until it reaches the water treatment works " Lol | |||
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" SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!! X" Knew you'd be impressed! | |||
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"I have known of some cum shots to hit bedroom walls and ceilings. Which was sad for me as i wanted it on my tits,face,ass,pussy actually anywhwere will do for a cum slut like me! Lol " Nice answer ! I wanna meet u .... Dirty girl. | |||
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" Last time I had sex on a train I think it must have traveled about a mile and a half... " Best answer yet. ! | |||
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"I heard Neil Armstrong had a wank on the moon. It's still travelling to this day..." you sure ?? i think the mir space station had the sqweegee out one day last yr | |||
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"Ha I can beat that, had sex on a plane so travelled 400 miles nah nah " Showoff lol | |||
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