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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So came home on new years day we a half Ton chippy ( I was hammered ) and got to flat entrance where my 2 neighbours were enjoying there cigarettes (both 22 yer old females) as I passed I gave the token smile we an "awright" only to be asked "what the fuck do u do " I replied I'm a mechanic ???

We lass pipes up " my bedroom is below u and I can hear everything .....and I mean everything

There is a pause as want the world to open up an swallow me ( I like kinky sex so can only imagine what she's heard ) my only response as I giggled was " I have skills that make me a dangerous man " as I went upstairs smugly . What a tit I know but anyone else had problem ????? Iv now moved bedrooms

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By *b12345678Man
over a year ago

Highlands

Shoulda asked them up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had drank a lot o Stella and that never crossed my mind .... Must be getting choosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

similar thing happed to me lol, very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only been in flat a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol good answer mr

bet youv got their minds wondering now lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I use to have a neighbour like you up stairs from me. I quiet liked it.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be fair first time I met her mum was when washing machine I bought flooded kitchen ......... But I really am a lovely guy doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I use to have a neighbour like you up stairs from me. I quiet liked it.

X"

There can be only one ........

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

You are prob right. One is enough.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more concerned about a single man who keeps Matey in his bathroom - something you'd like to share......?

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By *cotsfun10Couple
over a year ago

Perthshire

nice reply I bet she was wet when she was hearing you!!! Mrs Scot xx

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By *he Bluesome TwosomeCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

oh dear, nothing you can do but laugh though LOL!

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By *ucycuteTV/TS
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Bet they are dying to pop up for.............nosey x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be more concerned about a single man who keeps Matey in his bathroom - something you'd like to share......? "

Leave matey out of it lol I love da bubbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nice reply I bet she was wet when she was hearing you!!! Mrs Scot xx"

Bok she's no Bonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I had same from all my neighours when I lived in flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha I had same from all my neighours when I lived in flat "

I wonder if u can get asbo

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lived below a cpl n they wer at it like rabbits and noisey with it to still waiting on an invite

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

This has me worried now. I wonder if our neighbour can here us. Poor old guy would prob give him a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out! "

So no one can hear u scream .......... Interesting very interesting lol

That's a joke by the way

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out!

So no one can hear u scream .......... Interesting very interesting lol

Absolutely no-one, thank goodness! If they did, they would either be really horny 24/7, annoyed or thinking im being tortured!

That's a joke by the way "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out!

So no one can hear u scream .......... Interesting very interesting lol

Absolutely no-one, thank goodness! If they did, they would either be really horny 24/7, annoyed or thinking im being tortured!

Lol least they can't moan about ma cd choices for the occasion

Smack ma bitch up

That's a joke by the way "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes have to be careful in the caravan!

But not yet had any strange looks from others!!

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