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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ?

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ? "

Yes, you can damage the veins that engorge to give an erection.

Can i suggest some gentle oily hand massage may aid recovery.

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ?

Yes, you can damage the veins that engorge to give an erection.

Can i suggest some gentle oily hand massage may aid recovery."

Will have to wait till the bruises disappear

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ?

Yes, you can damage the veins that engorge to give an erection.

Can i suggest some gentle oily hand massage may aid recovery.

Will have to wait till the bruises disappear "

Oh dear, I'd suggest an ice pack, but I don't think you'd appreciate it. (If you have a bag of frozen peas/sweetcorn handy, wrap it in a damp towel and apply to the affected area for as long as you can bear).

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ?

Yes, you can damage the veins that engorge to give an erection.

Can i suggest some gentle oily hand massage may aid recovery.

Will have to wait till the bruises disappear

Oh dear, I'd suggest an ice pack, but I don't think you'd appreciate it. (If you have a bag of frozen peas/sweetcorn handy, wrap it in a damp towel and apply to the affected area for as long as you can bear).

"

Might do that later preparing Sunday dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Ouch "

You had it too ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha hope not or am suin ha x

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ? "

thats nice of nurse jane ( bet uve a nice nurses outfit to go with all your wonderfull outfits you wear jane lol) to tell you how to fix but is to pollite to ask lol.

Omg what were you doing to break it in the first place. my eyes are steaming at the though of brocken cock. ouch ouch and ouch.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock "

Or, maybe it just needs kissing better??? Lol

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock

Or, maybe it just needs kissing better??? Lol"

Will try the latter i think ...the first one seems a bit final

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock

Or, maybe it just needs kissing better??? Lol

Will try the latter i think ...the first one seems a bit final "

well if you go for the amputation he can always borrow your clothes lol

What kinda sick individual would suggest amputation lol thats taking the realistic vabrator to the extreme Naught Miss lol

So we still want to know what you did to break it btw.

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock

Or, maybe it just needs kissing better??? Lol

Will try the latter i think ...the first one seems a bit final

well if you go for the amputation he can always borrow your clothes lol

What kinda sick individual would suggest amputation lol thats taking the realistic vabrator to the extreme Naught Miss lol

So we still want to know what you did to break it btw."

In one word "Seabiscuit"

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ?

thats nice of nurse jane ( bet uve a nice nurses outfit to go with all your wonderfull outfits you wear jane lol) to tell you how to fix but is to pollite to ask lol.

Omg what were you doing to break it in the first place. my eyes are steaming at the though of brocken cock. ouch ouch and ouch."

Thanks for the nice comment, but surprisingly I haven't found a nurses outfit that I'd like to wear

Yet!

As for breaking cock...

They were at it Gangnam style

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Is it possible to break a cock ?

If so has anyone got a splint ? "

I have seriously bent one before. On a good solid downthrust when she sneezed.

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had heard of a guy ripping his banjo dtring before

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

you will need to suck the poison out

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By *igtitsxCouple
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

that sounds like a sore one, a bit of tlc and soft kissing may help it recover lol nothing worse than hurting your member

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

maybe try some deep heat thatll might work

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home

Just tried it out and yes its still working Yipeee

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock

Or, maybe it just needs kissing better??? Lol

Will try the latter i think ...the first one seems a bit final

well if you go for the amputation he can always borrow your clothes lol

What kinda sick individual would suggest amputation lol thats taking the realistic vabrator to the extreme Naught Miss lol

So we still want to know what you did to break it btw.

In one word "Seabiscuit"

"

lol ok so not wanting to look daft i decided to google sea biscuit. discovered it wss the name of a horse but took that was not wjat was meant so investigated further. ahhaa the urban dictionary. mmm

so decided that first option of An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at. was probably out...likely to break a cock.. probably not.

Second option was def out and not to be metioned here.. think skat ur in the right place. def not going to break a cock.

ok third definition.

Sea Biscuit

sea biscuit was a fast horse and is a type of rythem of sex .. result.. def a way of breaking a cock. lol

Glad to hear its still working..

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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"Sorry but amputation is the only cure for a broken cock

Or, maybe it just needs kissing better??? Lol

Will try the latter i think ...the first one seems a bit final

well if you go for the amputation he can always borrow your clothes lol

What kinda sick individual would suggest amputation lol thats taking the realistic vabrator to the extreme Naught Miss lol

So we still want to know what you did to break it btw.

In one word "Seabiscuit"

lol ok so not wanting to look daft i decided to google sea biscuit. discovered it wss the name of a horse but took that was not wjat was meant so investigated further. ahhaa the urban dictionary. mmm

so decided that first option of An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at. was probably out...likely to break a cock.. probably not.

Second option was def out and not to be metioned here.. think skat ur in the right place. def not going to break a cock.

ok third definition.

Sea Biscuit

sea biscuit was a fast horse and is a type of rythem of sex .. result.. def a way of breaking a cock. lol

Glad to hear its still working..

"

Good to get back inn the saddle

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Penile fracture is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Traumatic rupture of the penis is relatively uncommon and is considered a urologic emergency.

Sudden blunt trauma or abrupt lateral bending of the penis in an erect state can break the markedly thinned and stiff tunica albuginea, resulting in a fractured penis. One or both corpora may be involved, and concomitant injury to the penile urethra may occur. Urethral trauma is more common when both corpora cavernosa are injured.

Penile rupture can usually be diagnosed based solely on history and physical examination findings; however, in equivocal cases, diagnostic cavernosography or MRI should be performed. Concomitant urethral injury must be considered; therefore, preoperative retrograde urethrographic studies should generally be performed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen a fractured penis once. If it has a notable 'bend' particularly with a bulge on the opposite site you need to to to A&E within a couple of hours. The tissues 'heal' very quickly and once they have you can't straighten it out again. The more likely scenario is that it's just bruised from sudden blunt trauma to a very vascular part of your anatomy and cold compress (ice/frozen peas wrapped in a towel) and regular pain killers/anti inflammatories will do the trick. Either way, unlucky mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Penile fracture is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Traumatic rupture of the penis is relatively uncommon and is considered a urologic emergency.

Sudden blunt trauma or abrupt lateral bending of the penis in an erect state can break the markedly thinned and stiff tunica albuginea, resulting in a fractured penis. One or both corpora may be involved, and concomitant injury to the penile urethra may occur. Urethral trauma is more common when both corpora cavernosa are injured.

Penile rupture can usually be diagnosed based solely on history and physical examination findings; however, in equivocal cases, diagnostic cavernosography or MRI should be performed. Concomitant urethral injury must be considered; therefore, preoperative retrograde urethrographic studies should generally be performed.

"

Ooooo look at you little miss encyclopedia. LOL

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