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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone ever had this? I had it yesterday at the gym-a guy with the thickest cock is ever seen was across from me. Everybody was staring at it!! Lucky dude!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Anyone ever had this? I had it yesterday at the gym-a guy with the thickest cock is ever seen was across from me. Everybody was staring at it!! Lucky dude!"

any pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have what you have .... learn to live with it ...envy and jealousy will eat you up.

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

thats true lol I remeber being at a birthday night out in a bar in motherwell, everytime I went for piss the same guy was at urinal, had biggest dong ive ever seen in the flesh i think, but he was at urinal every time, I think he stood there all night just wanting people to see.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"thats true lol I remeber being at a birthday night out in a bar in motherwell, everytime I went for piss the same guy was at urinal, had biggest dong ive ever seen in the flesh i think, but he was at urinal every time, I think he stood there all night just wanting people to see.

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Liked what you saw buddeh? I can show you again if you like? :p

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

hahaha twisted thinbg is id remember that before id remember his face! haha kudos on being first to crack that joke

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"hahaha twisted thinbg is id remember that before id remember his face! haha kudos on being first to crack that joke "

Same for me with a guy I saw one time, he'd have had to use a pringles tube as a condom! :p

Someone had to do it & when someone has to do it its usually me that does it haha

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

haha true I would have but it was my story, gotta find out if these guys are organ donors lol

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"You have what you have .... learn to live with it ...envy and jealousy will eat you up. "

Exactly, why bother about something you can do bugger all about.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haha. Well to be honest, there is surely such a thing as too big! I'm happy with what I've got, no one has mocked it for being teeny weeny nor has anyone run away screaming "get that huge monster away from me!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad it's not just me. Interesting to get str8 guys perspectives too. I think generally speaking every guy has a sneaky look to compare.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I stared at the massive one I saw cos I was slightly fascinated. The way you always stare at something unusual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stared at the massive one I saw cos I was slightly fascinated. The way you always stare at something unusual."

Yeah I know what you mean. I've had some great compliments from str8 guys in the past-nowt wrong with it!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Anyone ever had this? I had it yesterday at the gym-a guy with the thickest cock is ever seen was across from me. Everybody was staring at it!! Lucky dude!"
Jesus u migh have had a word in his shell like and told him about this place

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

All i will say Boys is that i have had some extremely big (long and thick) cocks and i can honestly say just above average does me just fine. Can have longer and horny sessions without getting too sore!

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By *eaisgreenMan
over a year ago

Aberdour

i had similar experience in the toilets at Bristol airport a guy with a massive cock made a point of showing what he had to me. then to my surprise who was sitting next to me on the plane north, his face was a picture and conversation interesting during the flight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone ever had this? I had it yesterday at the gym-a guy with the thickest cock is ever seen was across from me. Everybody was staring at it!! Lucky dude!Jesus u migh have had a word in his shell like and told him about this place "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had similar experience in the toilets at Bristol airport a guy with a massive cock made a point of showing what he had to me. then to my surprise who was sitting next to me on the plane north, his face was a picture and conversation interesting during the flight."

You had quite a bit to show him too!

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne


"All i will say Boys is that i have had some extremely big (long and thick) cocks and i can honestly say just above average does me just fine. Can have longer and horny sessions without getting too sore! "

heard that a lot before, I think size matters more to us guys than it does girls lol,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All i will say Boys is that i have had some extremely big (long and thick) cocks and i can honestly say just above average does me just fine. Can have longer and horny sessions without getting too sore!

heard that a lot before, I think size matters more to us guys than it does girls lol, "

Yeah think you're right mate!

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By *eaisgreenMan
over a year ago

Aberdour

he was acutally a decent guy to talk to and when i geared the conversation round to first seeing him he blushed a bit. turned out he was bi and i have met him a few times for a beer and chat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"he was acutally a decent guy to talk to and when i geared the conversation round to first seeing him he blushed a bit. turned out he was bi and i have met him a few times for a beer and chat."

Ideal mate!

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By *athanscott8Man
over a year ago

west

Have seen loads of guys lookin at cock in showers after football etc

I think there is a natural curiosity with most guys over cock size.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny how some ladies say 'seen one- seen them all'

apparently guys disagree! I definitely disagree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont see the envy in seeing a cock...especially in its soft state, that gives almost no indication of its size

if there ever was an 'envy'-it would have been before I was comfortable with my own...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont see the envy in seeing a cock...especially in its soft state, that gives almost no indication of its size

if there ever was an 'envy'-it would have been before I was comfortable with my own..."

True, but seeing as most guys only see other cocks in their flaccid state, it's all they have to go on

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

.......Just wonders how many "straight" guys on FAB have been eyeing up other guys penises?????

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Jesus u migh have had a word in his shell like and told him about this place "

Guess you'll just have to join the gyman and see for yourself.

Whats that - been, done and wearing the T-shirt? Never saw you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with mine, never had any complaints but a few compliments.. I'm not huge, not tiny either. Just happy that the instrument I've got can hit the right notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

och I have been blessed with 3 inches and 11 wrinkles hehehe but when he comes out to play boy he is rabid, makes girls foam at the mouth Mrs Toledo she walks around like Roy Rogers after a session so guess I must be doing summit right. hehehe

Merry Christmas all. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope never,,,,,because i love my cock, as far as im concerned hes the champ!!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

just because a guys huge doesnt mean hes any good in bed . id rather have an average guy who takes his time, reads my reactions and likes to plesure.rather than a hung guy who thinks pumping like a jack hammer till hes sorted is gonna make my knees tremble and find religion .

in the immortal words of bananarama and the fun boy three... it aint what you do ,its the way that do it lol x

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


" in the immortal words of bananarama and the fun boy three... it aint what you do ,its the way that do it lol x"

Ah bugger now that songs gonna be in my head for my shower song soon argggg

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

aww sorry hun !! could be worse i could of mention gena G with ooooo ahhh just alil bit ...oh damn sorry !!! lolxx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"aww sorry hun !! could be worse i could of mention gena G with ooooo ahhh just alil bit ...oh damn sorry !!! lolxx"

LOL think i'll take your bananarama tune as i soap up, if i sing just a little bit probably scar me for life my poor mickey is a sensitive ol chap he wouldn't like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah but it's not even about sex. It's about the idea of knowing you have a big dick. Again, this morning there were 2 fellas at the gym who were superbly hung, and they weren't shy about showing them off! Penis envy once again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was this post added just to get attention??? i mean, your talking of penis envy, well it seems it shouldnt happen to you often. after all your veris claim,,,great cock, massive cock and ive looked and it seems pretty all right. so why all the envy???? now i could see the point if you where bellow par but you appear not!!! what ive noticed is posts relating to small dicks are always posted be hung guys, posts relating to amazing tits are always posted by females with great tits and posts relating to fab arses are always posted,,,well you get the idea!!! if your cock is as described by others then i would say your at it or have low self esteem!!!! lol

so do you know you have a big cock??? do you spire to be like the big boys in the gym????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha....NO COMMENT BUT SO TRUE..LOL..


"was this post added just to get attention??? i mean, your talking of penis envy, well it seems it shouldnt happen to you often. after all your veris claim,,,great cock, massive cock and ive looked and it seems pretty all right. so why all the envy???? now i could see the point if you where bellow par but you appear not!!! what ive noticed is posts relating to small dicks are always posted be hung guys, posts relating to amazing tits are always posted by females with great tits and posts relating to fab arses are always posted,,,well you get the idea!!! if your cock is as described by others then i would say your at it or have low self esteem!!!! lol

so do you know you have a big cock??? do you spire to be like the big boys in the gym???? "

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Yeah but it's not even about sex. It's about the idea of knowing you have a big dick. Again, this morning there were 2 fellas at the gym who were superbly hung, and they weren't shy about showing them off! Penis envy once again! "

My Mrs needs to know one thing... What gym do you go too LOL xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah but it's not even about sex. It's about the idea of knowing you have a big dick. Again, this morning there were 2 fellas at the gym who were superbly hung, and they weren't shy about showing them off! Penis envy once again!

My Mrs needs to know one thing... What gym do you go too LOL xx"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahaha....NO COMMENT BUT SO TRUE..LOL..

was this post added just to get attention??? i mean, your talking of penis envy, well it seems it shouldnt happen to you often. after all your veris claim,,,great cock, massive cock and ive looked and it seems pretty all right. so why all the envy???? now i could see the point if you where bellow par but you appear not!!! what ive noticed is posts relating to small dicks are always posted be hung guys, posts relating to amazing tits are always posted by females with great tits and posts relating to fab arses are always posted,,,well you get the idea!!! if your cock is as described by others then i would say your at it or have low self esteem!!!! lol

so do you know you have a big cock??? do you spire to be like the big boys in the gym???? "

Hmmmm. This is not for attention. I'm actually quite happy with my body. But there is the odd occasion where I do get a little envious. Not in any serious way, jus a little "man I wish I had that" and I wanted to see if others ever thought the same way. It's all (meant to be) light hearted. I'm not an attention seeker in the slightest. Just looking to have a little fun here. Cheers

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