FabSwingers.com forum: You know its cold when

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *uffolkJohnMan
over a year ago

Newmarket

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Did you freeze to death half way through your post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i turn the heating on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nipples arrive way before you do.

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Some opens a " you know it's cold when...." thread on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have to lay out toilet paper on the seat before you sit down

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

You know it's cold when you go outside and you tackle disappears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know it's cold when you go outside and you tackle disappears. "
That sounds fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lick his pole and your tongue gets stuck.

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

When you can see nipples through a duffle coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fridge is warmer than outside..... Then your freezer is warmer than outside.

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Scottish folk have a post about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The penguins at Edinburgh zoo are wearing scarves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scottish folk have a post about it "

good point - its barely freezing.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You check Facebook as there are always lots of weather reports there

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By *aptain OrgMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

…when you fancy a brrrrrr-ito for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have several layers on and nips are still rock hard *alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have several layers on and nips are still rock hard *alone"

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You know it’s cold when…

…you can snap a dug off a lamppost.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yer baws disappear

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By *ick1979xxMan
over a year ago

hornyville

"You lick his pole and your tongue gets stuck. "
you can lick my pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The water's so cold it hurts it brush your teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You turn the heating on in the bedroom to have a wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it's cold when you can't find it for a pee ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your jizz is freezing cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't wash the car as hose frozen solid lol.

It's cold with heating on and still freezing only thing that warm is the smart meter with eye watering amounts per day

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By *inthgowmale45Man
over a year ago

linlithgow

You have nipples like forklift starter buttons

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

You have to run back into the North sea to warm your feet up, as the snow on the beach is colder..

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

east Glasgow

You can hold your shopping bag on nipples when searching for car keys

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By *leepingvenusWoman
over a year ago

Stirling

the Nutella is hard.

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By *heguynextdoor86Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There is ice floating past your workplace lol

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By *othwellguyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When a penguin chaps your door and asks to come to in for a heat

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By *alos666Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wife farted today when we were at the Christmas market and froze, looking at me terrified. She said it warmed her flaps to the point she thought she peed herself ??????

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By *BCxCouple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

You know it’s cold when…

You trip over dug dirt in the street

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By *randmrsG123Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

".......

Did you freeze to death half way through your post?"

genuinely just spat my tea out im after reading this one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your nipples arrive way before you do."

This

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

When you leave the house and act like your driveway is covered in land mines until you have figured out if it's slippy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Your outside and pee down your trouser then walk with a limp.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To paraphrase an old joke,

You know it's cold when misers huddle round a candle.

If it's really cold, then they light it.

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When your eyes freeze ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go for a pish and it freezes mid stream and instead of wiping you have to snap it off

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman
over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

There’s loads of new users nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You head to timpsons for a pair of permagrips £19.99

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By *loki the BoatbuilderMan
over a year ago

Kattegat

...When the thermometer has got its jacket, gloves and scarf on...

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You head to timpsons for a pair of permagrips £19.99"

That boy from there is due boot in the baws....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...your pee turned to snow before it hit the ground

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