FabSwingers.com forum: Weidest escalation out of nowhere..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....

Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)

She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........

Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...

Male anatomy

Steel (not a dildo)

Watery eyes (mine)

Reverse Cowgirl

Possible blood poisoning.....

What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

How long have you got?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....

Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)

She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........

Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...

Male anatomy

Steel (not a dildo)

Watery eyes (mine)

Reverse Cowgirl

Possible blood poisoning.....

What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X"

Did she want to tattoo a sunshine around your starfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....

Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)

She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........

Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...

Male anatomy

Steel (not a dildo)

Watery eyes (mine)

Reverse Cowgirl

Possible blood poisoning.....

What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X

Did she want to tattoo a sunshine around your starfish

Hahaha!!! If only it was that tame and that level of pain, good guess!! Xx

*Know any good tattooists? You got me thinking...lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It's not sounding fun for you even my brain is cringing .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not sounding fun for you even my brain is cringing .

Brain cringe!! The disability that has never gotten the recognition or funding it truly deserves!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounding?"

Again, cracking guess....!

Heard of that but think it would make my eyes water too much (and possibly turn little Hank into a garden sprinkler next time I went for a pee....lol!)

I'll reveal all tomorrow if nobody guesses correctly...

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Are you sure it was a woman?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

She wants to ride you as she shoves a rusty iron bar up your *?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

She wants to stick knotting needles through yer tits and hang you from the ceiling.

Like Richard Harris in A man named horse.

Or treat you to a prince Albert

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"She wants to stick knotting needles through yer tits and hang you from the ceiling.

Like Richard Harris in A man named horse.

Or treat you to a prince Albert"

*Knitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I win this. I win this shit hands down!

Met a fem from a cuck couple (I use the term cuck loosely as they have mucho to learn), I really liked her. Lovely person, just my type too, really pretty and just all round nice. Guy turned out to be a fucking gimp, pushy, abusive (only over text mind) and appeared to treat her like shite.

Fast forward 3 months and a collection of fun meets, I start getting abuse from the man nugget again and then get threatened that he will send ‘all’ of the recordings to my apparent family members on social media. Turned out she had sound recorded every single one of our meets. Every single one.

He left me alone when i told him his mum had amazingly bulbous tits on her fb profile photo.

Told you I’d win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

Whaaat, ouchy

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....

Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)

She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........

Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...

Male anatomy

Steel (not a dildo)

Watery eyes (mine)

Reverse Cowgirl

Possible blood poisoning.....

What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X"

Nothing ventured, nothing gained lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

Witchcraft

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

Witchcraft

Stitchcraft

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

She couldn't be arsed making a voodoo doll..lazy or clever?

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Blood play is something of a niche in the BDSM scene. He likes to suture labia, just one of quirks (he stressed done with sterile disposal surgical kit). Some people will drive needles through their cocks and don't get me started on what they do to ball bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

That genuinely hurt to read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad my impending peril entertained you guys a little.

I'm all for experimentation but nobody is turning me into Sonic the Bollockhog making a cameo in the Saw franchise...

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By *ineinchtonyMan
over a year ago

Airdrie

"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.

Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......

The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol

My word I don’t think I’ve ever winced as hard as I did while reading this

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Starts googling 'erotic acupuncture'.

Surprised so few find this scenario exciting.

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