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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Below is a suggested response to someone who mails you, you politely refuse & they give you abuse. Can you do better?

You are a rancid little mongoose fucking, donkey fiddler. I wouldn't knowingly let you within 60 miles of me unless I could be sure you'd be horrifically maimed by a rusty bear trap.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

The better response would be the block button!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My responce is always then same when someones being a dick ... i send them a photo of one of my tits and ask if reminds them of anyone ..then block lol

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The better response would be the block button!"

I guess, but this thread is about ridiculous put downs. Go on, suggest one :D

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd rather boil my balls in acid while being dp'd by a shemale and a rusty strapon than be anywhere near your rancid wizzard's sleeve fanny!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"The better response would be the block button!

I guess, but this thread is about ridiculous put downs. Go on, suggest one :D"

Nah yer alright, I'll stick to my principles and not think up ways of putting folk down!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The better response would be the block button!

I guess, but this thread is about ridiculous put downs. Go on, suggest one :D

Nah yer alright, I'll stick to my principles and not think up ways of putting folk down! "
jesus u il bb ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

ill*

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By *ussman1Man
over a year ago

Paisley

when they put teeth in your mouth they spoiled a good arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say.....Hand on heart I am nothing but nice.....I give out no abuse and am always courteous. But it gets you absolutely feckin NOWHERE!!!!!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Have to say.....Hand on heart I am nothing but nice.....I give out no abuse and am always courteous. But it gets you absolutely feckin NOWHERE!!!!!! "

I disagree. I am also nothing but nice & have had lots of fun times with folk on here. This suggested abuse thread is tongue in cheek. I was just hoping to see some hilarious put downs.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Have to say.....Hand on heart I am nothing but nice.....I give out no abuse and am always courteous. But it gets you absolutely feckin NOWHERE!!!!!! "
You joined nine weeks ago you have one verification which isn't at all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say.....Hand on heart I am nothing but nice.....I give out no abuse and am always courteous. But it gets you absolutely feckin NOWHERE!!!!!!

I disagree. I am also nothing but nice & have had lots of fun times with folk on here. This suggested abuse thread is tongue in cheek. I was just hoping to see some hilarious put downs."

Used my best one on you weeks ago,,brb

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bump! oOps sorry!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bump! oOps sorry!"
Hump... oppps i mean bupm wrong post for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol if someone says no thnx I just reply thnx anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about...

You were a wank that went wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about...

You were a wank that went wrong."

You're so ugly you'd make a dildo limp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about...

You were a wank that went wrong.

You're so ugly you'd make a dildo limp "

Aww I thought I was ok looking too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt ride you into battle ,,,,,or i wouldnt ride you if you had pedals

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

How about;

Your face makes children take up drinking to escape from its nightmarish horror.

You get pleasure from the eye sockets of roadkill you sick, disease ridden, leftover piece of human waste.

I wouldn't let you near me if you had the cure for a virus that was slowly liquidising my insides!

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