FabSwingers.com forum: Men Vs women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad? Percentage wise how many women do you think are actually "good" at what they do?

Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad? Percentage wise how many women do you think are actually "good" at what they do?

Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? "
You first lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fine!

I think I do ok, I'm quite good at reading body language and I'm confident enough to ask if they like what I'm doing.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Fine!

I think I do ok, I'm quite good at reading body language and I'm confident enough to ask if they like what I'm doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it changes as you get older. I have been clumsy/bloody awful and have also experienced clumsy/bloody awful things. I think there's an assumption that if you just give it a rub he'll enjoy it regardless. Not always the case!

As for rating my own skills, I'm a 69/10

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'd say I'm okay and I'm always willing to be guided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeping generalisation alert but I think a lot of extremely attractive think that their looks alone means everything will fall into place sexually and they're not actually required to make an effort.

I think I'm a decent ride. What I lack in technique I make up for in enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok at what I do, always ask for guidance and more experience with the same person makes it better.

Some women I have met are terrible, some ok and some fantastic.

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By *unninglinguist88Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Depends the woman there’s ways to show your enjoying it or not without going ow lol

Personally My head games good it the thing I enjoy doing most during sex so I better know what am doing ??????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I’ve no idea if I’m good at what I do or not but I’ve not had any complaints lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah definitely differences in woman doing there thing. I've been with a couple people that were out of this world, they were confident and just let themselves go, I've also had a couple people who just do there thing and hope it works and don't communicate.

As for me? I'm a very sensual lover, I'm really not into rough stuff but I've never had complaints, as Miss Muff says, I think I'm alright but what I lack in technique for certain woman I definitely make up for in enthusiasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I've still got it. Enough said!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Maybe a score card is needed and points awarded.

.1 point for lasting less than 2 minutes.

.5 points for more than 3 minutes of oral.

.10 points if they can breathe through their ears.

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.

As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I've still got it. Enough said!

Got what?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Maybe a score card is needed and points awarded.

.1 point for lasting less than 2 minutes.

.5 points for more than 3 minutes of oral.

.10 points if they can breathe through their ears.

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Bolt I’m not being judged on a score board for anyone lol

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

No complaints received

and I know not every guy likes the same but generally there is no comparison to the differences and complexity of a pussy Vs dick...

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.

As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier. "

That's a lot of unsatisfying sex you've been having...poor thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? "
I've had a few over the years, there boaby pulling skills, leave alot to be desired,i think they may have been milkmaid's in a past life.As for my own skills, definitely wasn't too bad in the past, when I was still active,be interesting to find out if its just like riding a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last person we met together definitely surpassed all expectations.

On a scale of 1-10 she blew it away

I would give myself a good modest 7/10

Gent

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?

For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?

For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte. "

I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?

For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.

I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen

Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?

For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.

I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen

Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs. "

Is it not just in and out?

I feel like I'm in over my head here

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?

For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.

I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen

Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs.

Is it not just in and out?

I feel like I'm in over my head here "

Shake it all about, turn it round etc. That's what it's all about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?

For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.

I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen

Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs.

Is it not just in and out?

I feel like I'm in over my head here

Shake it all about, turn it round etc. That's what it's all about. "

Turn it around now too? I'm no gymnast ffs man haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I've still got it. Enough said!

Got what? "

"It"....and you're no getting "It".

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I've been told I've still got it. Enough said!

Got what?

"It"....and you're no getting "It".

Did yer maw no teach yie it’s nice to share ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I've still got it. Enough said!

Got what?

"It"....and you're no getting "It".

Did yer maw no teach yie it’s nice to share ?

Aye.

But I assumed (perhaps incorrectly) that she wasn't referring to my minge!

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"Maybe a score card is needed and points awarded.

.1 point for lasting less than 2 minutes.

.5 points for more than 3 minutes of oral.

.10 points if they can breathe through their ears.

Bolt I’m not being judged on a score board for anyone lol

Oh id give you a solid 10

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad?"

My ex-wife gave genuinely rubbish blow jobs. That should have been a warning sign, really.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad?

My ex-wife gave genuinely rubbish blow jobs. That should have been a warning sign, really."

Too much with the teeth was it? Cock like pulled pork by the end. We have all been there.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Nope. Can’t say I’ve ever been quite that unlucky. Sounds horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo think it’s a 2 way street. Drooling on a Hardon while half asses bobbing up and down does nothing.

Don’t get me started on the ‘gawk gawk gawk’ (lols. Now I know why gok changed his name)

But generally….everyone is different. I can lick the bottom of a Pringles can and breathe through my ears, but this doesn’t work for every woman.

I have had maybe 3 women make me cum from oral. I find it hard to achieve. Unless she’s outstanding. BGT worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much with the teeth was it? Cock like pulled pork by the end. We have all been there.

Rings are worse. Lol. In high school I got a handy from a girl wearing many a rings. Felt like she was using a cheese grater

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I do vividly remember one girl who sucked way too hard. Loved her enthusiasm but I woke up with the equivalent of love bites all the way up and down my cock. And friction burns.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I'm a shit shag and I can't suck cock to save myself.

Actually don't know why I'm on a site such as this. Maybe it's time to leave

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t really believe there is such a thing as a shit shag. Just people you either do or don’t fit together well with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a shit shag and I can't suck cock to save myself.

Actually don't know why I'm on a site such as this. Maybe it's time to leave

‘How would you describe your worst ever shag?’

“Incredible”

-every man ever

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I do vividly remember one girl who sucked way too hard. Loved her enthusiasm but I woke up with the equivalent of love bites all the way up and down my cock. And friction burns."
That must have been some dream lol

…. Sorry couldn’t resist lol

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad?

My ex-wife gave genuinely rubbish blow jobs. That should have been a warning sign, really."

What a thing to have to endure...poor thing

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That must have been some dream lol

…. Sorry couldn’t resist lol"

I was sore for days afterwards.

"What a thing to have to endure...poor thing "

I shouldn’t have expected any sympathy for that one really, should I?

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By *ighlander81Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

On the women front I’ve been with some who have been great….at everything and it’s been amazing but I’ve also been with folk where it’s felt like their first time doing anything and had to really guide them on

My personal reflection is often mirrored on who I’m with, if it’s a bit awkward then it makes it harder to relax and get into it but when it’s good I get good feedback! I’m good with my hands and tend to find the right places

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I don't mean to brag but, I was recently told I was "satisfactory"

Oh yeah!

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By *undeeGuyXXXMan
over a year ago

Brechin

"Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.

As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier.

That's a lot of unsatisfying sex you've been having...poor thing "

That’s not what I am saying. Sex is Sex it tends to be what you make of it. My point is probably the fact most verifications you read is unbelievable oral skills. Be lucky if 1 in 10 have good oral skills.

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By *meraldstarWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I wont rate myself, I leave it to the veries (which I don't display and whether they come back for more! ..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? "
I agree some do go too rough with fingers which are no substitute for a cock

I’ve not had any complaints and most guys I’ve met always come back for more so I guess I must have done something right

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"I'm a shit shag and I can't suck cock to save myself.

Actually don't know why I'm on a site such as this. Maybe it's time to leave

You're here coz you have a great looking arse

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s all relative as everyones needs, desires and thresholds are different. It’s about finding what suits each other at the time.

That’s why it gets better meeting someone a couple of times as you, and hopefully they learn what each other’s likes and dislikes are.

If this makes sense

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By *uitnboot72Man
over a year ago

north Ayrshire

Communication is key during sex so your not too rough with fingers and finding clit x

Personally I rate myself as average at sex but I get a lot of compliments so I’m doin summit right lol

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.

As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier.

That's a lot of unsatisfying sex you've been having...poor thing

Be interesting to know if the first guy on here that gives a crap oral veri would ever get another meet, never mind another suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mean to brag but, I was recently told I was "satisfactory"

Oh yeah! "

Satisfactory? Were they filling out a questionaire.

No clue, nobodys complained.

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I do exactly what I want to do during sex. I've always been confident and it tends to come off well

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"I do vividly remember one girl who sucked way too hard. Loved her enthusiasm but I woke up with the equivalent of love bites all the way up and down my cock. And friction burns."

I had a similar experience myself. I was sucked on that hard one time i thought my arse cheeks were gonna dissapear through my japs eye. At one point i had to grab onto the nearby furniture to steady myself and gain a bit of purchase.

Saying that after a few moments of sheer terror it actually ended up quite enjoyable.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I enjoyed it at the time. I did not enjoy the painful few days afterwards.

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